With a little string theory doodling around the edges.
That part there,that's just a joke.
It's a spoof of the born-oppenheimer approximation.
So you're like one of those beautiful mind genius guys.
-this is really impressive. -i have a board.
If you like boards,this is my board.
If by "holy smokes",you mean
A derivative restatement of the kind of stuff
You can find scribbled on the wall of any men's room at mit,sure.
-what? -come on.
谁没看到那微分上面写着"我打住了 心碎了 算不下去了"
Who hasn't seen this differential below "here I sit,broken-hearted"?
At least I didn't have to invent 26 dimensions
Just to make the math come out.
I didn't invent them. they're there.
-in what universe? -in all of them... that is the point.
Do you guys mind if I start?
That's where l sit.
So,sit next to me.
No... I sit there.
What's the difference?
-what's the difference? -here we go.
In the winter,that seat is close enough to the radiator
To remain warm,and yet not so close as to cause perspiration
In the summer,it's directly in the path of a cross-breeze
Created by opening windows there and there.
It faces the television at an angle
That is neither direct,thus discouraging conversation,
Nor so far wide as to create a parallax distortion.
I could go on,but I think I've made my point.
Do you want me to move?
-well... -just sit somewhere else.
Well,this is nice.
We don't have a lot of company over.
That's not true. koothrappali and wolowitz come over all the time.
-是 我知道 但... -星期二晚上
-yes i know,but... -tuesday night,
We played klingon boggle till 1:00 a.m.
-don't say we don't have company. -sorry.
-that has negative social implications. -i said I'm sorry!
是的 就是普通的拼字游戏 只不过...
Yeah. it's like regular boggle,but...
That's probably enough about us. so,tell us about you.
I'm a sagittarius,
Which probably tells you way more than you need to know.
Yes. it tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion
That the sun's apparent position
Relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth
Somehow affects your personality.
Participate in the what?
I think what sheldon's trying to say
Is that sagittarius wouldn't have been our first guess.
Yeah,a lot of people think I'm a water sign.
Okay,let's see,what else.
I'm a vegetarian. except for fish.
And the occasional steak. I love steak!
Leonard can't process corn.
Well... do you have some sort of a job?
Yeah. I'm a waitress at the cheesecake factory.
I love cheesecake.
I don't eat it... I just think it's a good idea.
Anyways,I'm also writing a screenplay.
It's about this sensitive girl who comes to l.a. from lincoln,nebraska,
To be an actress and winds up a waitress at the cheesecake factory.
So,it's based on your life.
No,I'm from omaha.
If that was movie,I would go see it.
Okay,let's see,what else...
Guess that's about it.
That's the story of penny.
It sounds wonderful.
Until I fell in love with a jerk!
上帝 你知道吗 我和他同居了4年
God,you know,4 years I lived with him.
4 years... that's like as long as high school.
It took you 4 years to get through high school?
It just... I can't believe I trusted him.
Should I say something? I feel like I should say something.
你? 算了 你只会越帮越忙
You? no,you'll only make it worse.
You want to know the most pathetic part?
Even though I hate his lying,cheating guts...
I still love him.
Is that crazy?
不 不是的 这只是...
No,it's not crazy. it's a...
It's a paradox.
Paradoxes are part of nature. think about light.
If you look at huygens,light is a wave,
As confirmed by the double-slit experiments,
But then along comes albert einstein
And discovers that light behaves like particles,too.
Well,I didn't make it worse.
I'm so sorry. I'm such a mess.
On top of everything else,I'm all gross from moving
And my stupid shower doesn't even work.
Our shower works.
Really? would it be totally weird if I used it?
It's right down the hall.
You guys are really sweet.
Well,this is an interesting development.
It has been some time since we've had a woman
Take her clothes off in our apartment.
That's not true. remember at thanksgiving,
My grandmother with alzheimer's had that episode?
Point taken. it has been some time
Since we've had a woman take her clothes off,
After which we didn't want to rip our eyes out.
The worst part was watching her carve that turkey.
So what exactly are you trying to accomplish here?
That woman is not going to have sex with you.
I'm not trying to have sex with her.
Good. then you won't be disappointed.
What makes you think she wouldn't have sex with me?
I'm a male and she's a female.
Yes,but not of the same species.
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