生活大爆炸 第一季第一集part2
The Big Bang Theory S01E01.
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2019年9月11日 06:20
边上还随便写了一点点弦理论
With a little string theory doodling around the edges.
那部分 是我开的玩笑
That part there,that's just a joke.
讽刺下波恩-奥本海默近似
It's a spoof of the born-oppenheimer approximation.
这么说 你就像是"美丽心灵"里那种天才一样
So you're like one of those beautiful mind genius guys.
是吧
Yeah.
-真让人赞叹 -我也有块板
-this is really impressive. -i have a board.
如果你喜欢板 这块是我的
If you like boards,this is my board.
上帝啊
Holy smokes.
如果你说"上帝啊"是想
If by "holy smokes",you mean
再一次强调说你能在任何一个麻省理工的
A derivative restatement of the kind of stuff
男生寝室墙上发现那些涂鸦 那一点没错
You can find scribbled on the wall of any men's room at mit,sure.
-什么? -得了吧
-what? -come on.
谁没看到那微分上面写着"我打住了 心碎了 算不下去了"
Who hasn't seen this differential below "here I sit,broken-hearted"?
至少我不会为了解决个数学问题
At least I didn't have to invent 26 dimensions
去发明个什么26维出来
Just to make the math come out.
我没有创造发明 他们本来就有
I didn't invent them. they're there.
-哪个宇宙有? -所有的都有...这就是我说的关键
-in what universe? -in all of them... that is the point.
你们介意我先开吃吗
Do you guys mind if I start?
潘妮...
Penny...
这是我的座位
That's where l sit.
那 你坐我旁边
So,sit next to me.
不...我坐那里的
No... I sit there.
有什么区别
What's the difference?
-什么区别? -开始了
-what's the difference? -here we go.
在冬天 这个位子离暖气比较近所以比较暖和
In the winter,that seat is close enough to the radiator
但也不至于太近以至于引起出汗
To remain warm,and yet not so close as to cause perspiration
在夏天 通过窗子吹进来的风直接在这里交叉
In the summer,it's directly in the path of a cross-breeze
就是这边和那边的窗户
Created by opening windows there and there.
看电视正好有个角度
It faces the television at an angle
不会太正 从而影响跟别人说话
That is neither direct,thus discouraging conversation,
也不会太斜 从而造成脖子酸疼
Nor so far wide as to create a parallax distortion.
我还能继续 不过我觉得你已经明白我的意思了
I could go on,but I think I've made my point.
你想让我移开吗
Do you want me to move?
你就随便坐一下吧
-well... -just sit somewhere else.
好的
Fine.
谢尔顿 坐下!
Sheldon,sit!
这样很好啊
Well,this is nice.
不太有人来我们这里作客的
We don't have a lot of company over.
不是吧 库萨帕里和沃尔维茨就经常过来
That's not true. koothrappali and wolowitz come over all the time.
-是 我知道 但... -星期二晚上
-yes i know,but... -tuesday night,
我们还玩"克林贡拼字游戏"玩到凌晨一点(克林贡是外星人)
We played klingon boggle till 1:00 a.m.
是 我记得
Yeah,I remember.
-不要说我们没有伙伴 -对不起
-don't say we don't have company. -sorry.
-这是社交上很消极的暗示 -我说对不起了
-that has negative social implications. -i said I'm sorry!
"克林贡拼字游戏"?
Klingon boggle?
是的 就是普通的拼字游戏 只不过...
Yeah. it's like regular boggle,but...
是用克林贡语言
In klingon.
关于我们已经说得够多了 说说你吧
That's probably enough about us. so,tell us about you.
我? 好吧
Me? okay.
我是射手座的
I'm a sagittarius,
就这一点你们很可能就了解得比我想说的多得多了
Which probably tells you way more than you need to know.
没错 我们可以了解到你有群众性文化妄想
Yes. it tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion
就是指你出生时
That the sun's apparent position
相对于任意确定星座的太阳的视位置
Relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth
可能会决定你的性格
Somehow affects your personality.
有什么来着?
Participate in the what?
我认为谢尔顿是想说
I think what sheldon's trying to say
我们可能不会第一个猜你是"射手座"的
Is that sagittarius wouldn't have been our first guess.
是 很多人会以为我是水相星座的
Yeah,a lot of people think I'm a water sign.
还有什么 让我想想
Okay,let's see,what else.
我是素食者 但我吃鱼
I'm a vegetarian. except for fish.
偶尔吃牛排 牛排真赞!
And the occasional steak. I love steak!
真有趣
Well,that's interesting.
里奥纳德吃玉米会不消化
Leonard can't process corn.
你有什么工作吗
Well... do you have some sort of a job?
有 我是家乳酪蛋糕店的服务生
Yeah. I'm a waitress at the cheesecake factory.
我很喜欢乳酪蛋糕
I love cheesecake.
你不是不能吃乳糖嘛
You're lactose-intolerant.
我是不吃...我只是觉得那东西不错
I don't eat it... I just think it's a good idea.
还有 我正在写一个剧本
Anyways,I'm also writing a screenplay.
讲一个多愁善感的女生从内布拉斯加州的林肯来到了洛杉矶
It's about this sensitive girl who comes to l.a. from lincoln,nebraska,
她本想当名演员 最终却在乳酪蛋糕店当了服务生
To be an actress and winds up a waitress at the cheesecake factory.
看来这是根据你的经历写的
So,it's based on your life.
不 我是来自奥马哈
No,I'm from omaha.
如果真拍成了电影 我会去看的
If that was movie,I would go see it.
我就说 是不错吧?
I know,right?
让我想想 还有什么...
Okay,let's see,what else...
大概就这些了
Guess that's about it.
这就是潘妮的故事了
That's the story of penny.
真不错
It sounds wonderful.
是不错
It was.
直到我爱上了那混♥蛋!
Until I fell in love with a jerk!
怎么回事?
What's happening?
上帝 你知道吗 我和他同居了4年
God,you know,4 years I lived with him.
整整4年...都跟高中生涯一样长了
4 years... that's like as long as high school.
你花了4年才读完高中?
It took you 4 years to get through high school?
真...不敢相信我竟然那么信任他
It just... I can't believe I trusted him.
我该说些什么吗? 我感觉我该说些什么
Should I say something? I feel like I should say something.
你? 算了 你只会越帮越忙
You? no,you'll only make it worse.
你们想知道最悲哀的是什么吗
You want to know the most pathetic part?
即使我已经恨透了他的谎言 他的不忠
Even though I hate his lying,cheating guts...
我还是爱他
I still love him.
我是不是疯了?
Is that crazy?
是疯了
Yes.
不 不是的 这只是...
No,it's not crazy. it's a...
只是一种悖论
It's a paradox.
自然界中到处都存在着悖论 比如说光
Paradoxes are part of nature. think about light.
按照惠更斯的理论 光是一种波
If you look at huygens,light is a wave,
双缝实验证明了这一观点
As confirmed by the double-slit experiments,
不过后来有了爱因斯坦
But then along comes albert einstein
他发现光原来也具有粒子性
And discovers that light behaves like particles,too.
我至少没越帮倒忙
Well,I didn't make it worse.
我真的很抱歉 我真是一团糟
I'm so sorry. I'm such a mess.
最糟的是 我搬家都搬得恶心死了
On top of everything else,I'm all gross from moving
没想到该死的淋浴器还不能用了
And my stupid shower doesn't even work.
我们的可以用啊
Our shower works.
真的? 如果我在这里洗你们会不会介意?
Really? would it be totally weird if I used it?
-会 -不会
-yes. -no.
-不会 -不会
-no. -no.
就在那边
It's right down the hall.
谢谢
Thanks.
你们真是太好了
You guys are really sweet.
这番进步有意思啊
Well,this is an interesting development.
怎么?
How so?
上次有个女人在我们这里轻解罗裳
It has been some time since we've had a woman
距离现在已经很久了
Take her clothes off in our apartment.
不见得啊 记得感恩节
That's not true. remember at thanksgiving,
我那老年痴呆的祖母上演的那段?
My grandmother with alzheimer's had that episode?
明白了 距离上次有女人
Point taken. it has been some time
在我们这里轻解罗裳 并且看了之后
Since we've had a woman take her clothes off,
我们不想把眼睛给挖出来的 已经很久了
After which we didn't want to rip our eyes out.
其实最糟的是看她切那火鸡
The worst part was watching her carve that turkey.
你现在究竟是要干些什么呢
So what exactly are you trying to accomplish here?
你说什么?
Excuse me?
那女人不会跟你上床的
That woman is not going to have sex with you.
我没有想要跟她上床
I'm not trying to have sex with her.
那就好 这样你就不会失望了
Good. then you won't be disappointed.
你凭什么认为她不会和我上床了
What makes you think she wouldn't have sex with me?
我是男的 她是女的
I'm a male and she's a female.
没错 但不是同一物种
Yes,but not of the same species.
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