- Kurt - 好吧
I understand your impulse to try to physically intimidate me.
I mean,you can't compete with me on an intellectual level
so you're driven to animalistic puffery.
You calling me a puffy animal?
当然不是啦 不 他不是
Of course not. No,he's not.
你不是 对吧 Leonard?
No,I said "animalistic."
Of course we're all animals,
but some of us have climbed a little higher on the evolutionary tree.
If he understands that,you're in trouble.
You're in trouble.
You know,you use a lot of big words for such a little dwarf.
好吧 Kurt 别这样
Penny 没关系 我可以处理
Penny,it's okay. I can handle this.
I am not a dwarf,
I'm a hobbit.
Are misfiring neurons in your hippocampus preventing the conversion
以防止你的短时记忆 向长时记忆转化 懂吗?
from short-term to long-term memory?
Okay,now you're starting to make me mad.
A homo habilis discovering his opposable thumbs says what?
I think I've made my point.
是吗? 不如我在你的小脑袋上 凿个洞让你更清楚点?
Yeah? How about I make a point out of your pointy little head?
Let me remind you,while my moral support is absolute,
in a physical confrontation,I will be less than useless.
There's not going to be a confrontation.
说实话 我怀疑他能不能把 "身体接触"拼出来
In fact,I doubt if he can even spell "confrontation."
frontation! (果然拼不出来- -)
Kurt,put him down this instant!
He started it!
I don't care. I'm finishing it.Put him down!
You're one lucky little leprechaun.
He's a hobbit!
I got your back.
Leonard,are you okay?
It's good,it's a good party,thanks for having us.
It's just getting a little late,so...
All right,well,thank you for coming.
If it's any consolation,
I thought that homo habilis line really put him in his place.
When people are upset,
the cultural convention is to bring them hot beverages.
You want to talk about it?
- 不 - 好
"There,there" was really all I had.
Hey,I just wanted to make sure you were okay.
I am so sorry about what happened.
It's not your fault.
That's why I broke up with him.
He always does stuff like that.
So why was he at your party?
Well,I ran into him last week and he was just all apologetic about how he's changed.
And he was just going on and on and...
I believed him and I'm an idiot
because I always believe guys like that.
And I can't go back to my party because he's there.
And know you don't want to hear this and I'm upset
and I'm really drunk and I just want to...
God,what is wrong with me?
I'm not perfect.
You really think so,don't you?
How much have you had to drink tonight?
Just... a lot.
Are you sure that your being drunk and your being angry with Kurt
doesn't have something to do with what's going on here?
Boy,you're really smart.
Yeah,I'm a frickin' genius.
Leonard,you are so great.
Why can't all guys be like you?
Because if all guys were like me,
the human race couldn't survive.
I should probably go.
That's right,you saw what you saw.
That's how we roll in the Shire.
Hey,have you seen Koothrappali?
He's not here.
Maybe the Avengers summoned him.
He's not the Marvel Comics Thor,he's the original Norse god.
Thank you for the clarification.
I'm supposed to give him a ride home.
Well,I'm sure he'll be fine.
He has his hammer.
I have to say,you are an amazing man.
You're gentle,and passionate.
And,my God,you are such a good listener.