Watch this,it's really cool.
Call leonard hofstadter.
Did you say: "Call helen boxleitner"?
Call leonard hofstadter.
您需要呼叫Temple Beth Seder吗?
Did you say: "Call temple beth seder"?
- 不 - 让我试试
- No. - Here,let me try it.
Call mcflono mcfIlooloon
calling rajesh koothrappali.
oh,it's very impressive.
And a little racist.
If we're all through playing "mock the flawed technology,"
can we get on with halo night?
We were supposed to start at 8:00. It is now 8:06.
So we'll start now.
Yes,first we have to decide
这失去的6分钟要怎么补回来 削减游戏时间 厕所时间 还是吃饭时间?
if those lost six minutes will be coming out of game time, bathroom time or the pizza break.
我们可以平分成2分钟 2分钟 2分钟
We could split it two,two and two.
If we're having anchovies on the pizza,we can't take it out of bathroom time.
oh,what fresh hell is this?
嘿 Penny 请进
Oh,hey,penny. Come on in.
捡到一便士 好运行将至 (Penny又意为便士)
See a penny,pick her up,and all the day you'll have good luck.
Uh,can I hide out here for a while?
Sure. What's going on?
有个女孩 是我在内布拉斯加的老相识 她叫Christy
Well,there's this girl I know from back in nebraska,christy.
Anyway,she called me up,and she's like,"hey,how's california?"
And I'm like,"awesome," 'cause,you know,it's not nebraska.
And the next thing I know she's invited herself out here to stay with me.
她今天刚到 一直呆在我房间 唧歪每一个她在奥马哈睡过的男人
Anyway,she got here today and she's just been in my apartment yakity yakking about every guy she slept with in omaha,
which is basically every guy in omaha,
and washing the sluttiest collection of underwear you have ever seen in my bathroom sink.
Is she doing it one thong at a time,or does she throw it all in...
like some sort of erotic bouillabaisse?
- 他真的需要降降温 - 我知道
- He really needs to dial it down. - I know.
So if you don't like this christy,why are you letting her stay?
Well,she was engaged to my cousin while she was sleeping with my brother,
so she's kind of family.
I apologize for my earlier outburst.
Who needs halo,when we can be regaled with the delightfully folksy tale of the whore of omaha?
Oh,I don't think she's a whore.
No,yeah,she's definitely a whore.
I mean,she has absolutely no standards.
This one time she was at...
I understand you're new in town.
天才也性感 第一季 第7集
Aw,I cannot believe christy let howard into my apartment.
And I cannot believe people pay for horoscopes,
更严肃的问题是 现在已经8:13 我们还没开始玩光晕
but on a more serious note, it's 8:13 and we're still not playing halo.
好吧 我们玩一对一 等他回来
Okay,fine. We'll just play one-on-one until he gets back.
One-on-one? We don't play one-on-one.
我们玩团队 不玩一对一 你这一对一
We play teams,not one-on-one. One-on-one.
Well,the only way we can play teams at this point is if we cut raj in half.
好啊 一个外国人倒下来 千百万个外国人站起来!
Oh sure,cut the foreigner in half. There's a billion more where he came from.
Hey,if you guys need a fourth,I'll play.
The wheel was a great idea,relativity was a great idea.
This is a notion,and a rather sucky one at that.
哦 Penny Penny Penny
哦 怎么 怎么 怎么?
This is a complex battle simulation with a steep learning curve.
要学习无数种武器 交通工具 和战略战术
There are myriad weapons,vehicles and strategies to master,
not to mention an extremely intricate backstory.
oh cool. Whose head did I just blow off?
我会啦 填弹♥药 兄弟们
Okay,I got this. Lock and load,boys.
It's the only way we can play teams.
Yes,but whoever's her partner will be hamstrung by her lack of experience,
and not to mention the fact...
there goes your head again.
Okay,it's not good sportsmanship to shoot somebody who's just re-spawned.
You need to to give them a chance to... now,come on!
Raj Raj! 她把我逼到死角了 掩护我!
Raj,raj! She's got me cornered.Cover me!
Penny,you are on fire!
Yes,and so is sheldon.
I don't know how,but she is cheating.
No one can be that attractive and this skilled at a video game.
等一下 Sheldon 回来
You forgot something.
This plasma grenade.
look,it's raining you.
You laugh now-- you just wait until you need tech support.
Gosh,he's kind of a sore loser,isn't he?
Well,to be fair,he's also a rather unpleasant winner.
Well,it's been fun.
You know,penny,we make such a good team.
Maybe we could enter a couple of halo tournaments sometime.
Or we could just have a life.
I guess for you that's an option.
- 晚安 Leonard - 晚安
- Good night,leonard. - Good night.
As usual,nice talking to you,raj.
what do you suppose she meant by that?
She's an enigma,raj.
And another thing-- there's a certain ethic to the game,penny,a well
- 有着 ... - 她走了 Sheldon
- established... - she's gone,sheldon.
Well,she could have said good-bye.
Okay,I have a problem.
It's called carpal tunnel syndrome, and quite frankly you deserve it.
Well,um,howard and christy are...
kind of hooking up in my bedroom.
Are you sure?
Look,I grew up on a farm,okay?
据我的经验 他们不是在做♥爱 就是Howard被困在挤奶机里了
From what I heard,they're either having sex or howard's caught in a milking machine.
Do you mind if I stay here tonight?
没问题 你可以睡沙发 或者我的床
No,take the couch,or my bed.
I just got new pillows. Hypo-allergenic.
The couch is good.
暂停一下 Leonard 过来说话
Hold that thought. Leonard,a moment.
Let me guess. You have a problem with this.
Where do I begin?
It's up to you. Crazy person's choice.
Well,first,we don't have houseguests.
说实话 如果我付得起租金 早让你滚蛋了
Frankly,if I could afford the rent,I'd ask you to leave.
Your friendship means a lot to me as well. What else?
our earthquake supplies. We have a two-man,two-day kit.
So if there's an earthquake and the three of us are trapped here,
we could be out of food by tomorrow afternoon.
抱歉 你是说假如留Penny在这过夜 我们有可能被逼的自相残杀吗?
I'm sorry,are you suggesting that if we let penny stay we might succumb to cannibalism?
No one ever thinks it'll happen until it does.
Penny,if you promise not to chew the flesh off our bones while we sleep,you can stay.
He's engaging in reductio ad absurdum.
It's the logical fallacy of extending someone's argument to ridiculous proportions
and then criticizing the result.
And I do not appreciate it.
I'll get you a blanket and a pillow.
好吧 我明显被无视 给你讲一下早晨的日程
Okay,well,since I'm obviously being ignored here,let's go over the morning schedule.
I use the bathroom from 7:00 to 7:20.
Plan your ablutions and bodily functions accordingly.
How am I supposed to plan my bodily functions?
I suggest no liquids after 11:00 P.M.
Here you go.