If we have extra,we'll just take the leftovers home.
And divide it how?
I'm telling you,we cannot do this without wolowitz.
Wolowitz is with his new girlfriend.
If you had let me invite penny,then you would have had your fourth.
Have you seen penny eat chinese food?
She uses a fork and she double-dips her egg rolls.
We don't order egg rolls.
Exactly,but we'd have to if she was here!
Can we please make a decision?
Not only are there children starving in india,
there's an indian starving right here.
There's an idea. Why don't we just go out for indian food?
You're nice boys.
Tell you what I'm going to do.
I'm going to bring you the four dumplings.
When I'm walking over to the table,
maybe I get bumped,one of the dumplings fall to the floor.
No one has to know.
how about soup?
Yeah,we can always divide soup.
What about the wontons?
It's halo night.
Well,with wolowitz spending all of his time with your friend christy...
she's not my friend.
Friends do not get their friends' care bears all sweaty.
Right. Anyway,uh,with wolowitz occupied elsewhere,
we had something we wanted to ask you.
- Sheldon? - 来了
- Sheldon? - Yes.
we would very much appreciate it if you would be the fourth member of our halo team.
I don't think I need to tell you what an honor this is.
Oh,that's so sweet,but I'm going out dancing with a girlfriend.
You can't go out; it's halo night.
Well,for penny,it's dancing night.
You go dancing every wednesday?
- 不 - 那就不能称跳舞之夜
No. Then that's not "dancing night."
Look,why don't I play with you guys tomorrow?
Tonight is halo night.
It's like talking to a wall.
All right,now,sheldon,you and I are about to have a problem.
Sheldon,remember,we role-played this.
Yes,but you didn't portray her as completely irrational.
All right,fellas,I gotta go.
But good luck.
Maybe we should've asked if we could go dancing with her and her girlfriend.
Okay,assuming we could dance-- which we can't--
there are three of us and two of them.
It's the chinese restaurant all over again.
I assure you that cutting a dumpling in thirds is child's play
compared with three men each attempting to dance with 67% of a woman.
Oh,for god's sakes,sheldon,you're driving me crazy!
Your anger is not with me,sir,but with basic mathematics.
No. I'm pretty sure my anger is with you.
What's happening to us? We're falling apart.
Who are you calling?
The only man who can restore any semblance of balance to our universe.
嗨 我是Howard Wolowitz
Hi,this is howard wolowitz.
And this is christy vanderbelt.
We can't get to the phone right now because we're having sex!
You're not going to put that on your message,are you?
不会 我说说的 等下重录
Nah,I'm just kidding. I'll re-record it.
sheldon,think this through.
You're going to ask howard to choose between sex and halo.
No,I'm going to ask him to choose between sex and halo three.
As far as I know,
sex has not been upgraded to include hi-def graphics and enhanced weapon systems.
说的对 做♥爱有什么了不起 无非是裸体性高♥潮和人类接触
You're right,all sex has is nudity,orgasms and human contact.
I'm just saying,you can take the damn plastic off the couch once in a while!
Why,so you and howard can hump on it?
Ladies,ladies,I'm sure there's a middle ground.
You know what,you guys talk.
I'm gonna take my scooter out for a little spin.
You happy? You drove your own son out of the house.
hey,what are you guys doing here?
It's halo night.
He's not a man,he's a putz!
And don't you take that tone with me,you gold digger!
What'd you call me?
You heard me!
And I'll tell you something else,you're barking up the wrong tree.
'Cause as long as you're around,howard is out of the will!
You know what? I got better offers.
I'm outta here.
Go back to babylon,you whore!
I thought she was the whore of omaha.
Sheldon 他在你的视野里! 开火!
sheldon,you got him in your sights! Fire!
He's charging his plasma rifle!
I can't shoot now.
Now,raj! Kill sheldon!
I can't see him!
That's why they call it cloaking,dead man!
Start throwing grenades!
I'm all out!
嗨 伙计们 我朋友不想跳舞了
Hey,guys. My friends and I got tired of dancing,
so we came over to have sex with you.
Raj,hop in the tank!
We said no tanks!
There are no rules in hell!
Son of a bitch. Med pack!
I need a med pack!
There's a sniper. Use your rocket launcher!
All I've got is a needler and I'm all out of ammo!
And now you're out of life.
why'd you hit pause?
I thought I heard... something.
算了 不好意思 继续
No,n-never mind. Sorry.Go.
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