The online description was completely misleading.
They said eight slots,plus removable id.
对任何理性人来说 那意味着可以放九张卡to any rational person,that would mean room for nine cards,
but they don't tell you,the removable id takes up one slot.
It's a nightmare!
好吧 你真的需要 美国荣誉审判联♥盟的会员卡吗?
Okay,now,do you really need the honorary justice league of america membership card?
It's been in every wallet I've owned since I was five.
It says "keep this on your person at all times."
it's right here under batman's signature.
And this is leonard and sheldon's apartment.
Guess whose parents just got broadband.
Leonard 容我介绍 新德里现场连线 V.M.Koothrappali医生及夫人
Leonard,may I present,live from new delhi,dr.And mrs.V.M.Koothrappali.
Tilt up the camera up! I'm looking at his crotch.
Oh,that's much better.
- 嗨! - 嗨!
- Hi. - Hi!
And over here is sheldon.
He lives with leonard.
Like haroon and tanvir.
不 不 跟Haroon和Tanvir不一样
No,no. Not like haroon and tanvir.
Such sweet young men.
They just adopted the cutest little punjabi baby.
No,we're not like haroon and tanvir.
So,are you boys academics like our son?
And your parents are comfortable with your limited earning potential?
- 哦 是的 - 完全不
- Oh,yes. - Not at all.
爸爸 拜托 别发问了
Papa,please. Don't start.
It was just a question.
He's so sensitive.
好啦 这就是我的生活 我的朋友们
Okay,that's my life. That's my friends.
Good to see you. Say good-bye.
- 再见 - 再见
- Bye. - Bye.
Before you go,we have good news.
Put the computer down and gather your friends.
- 什么 爸爸? - 还有你朋友
- What is it,papa? - friends.
Is it just me,or does web chatting with your clothes on seem a little pointless?
Rajesh 你还记得Lalita Gupta吗?
Rajesh,do you remember lalita gupta?
The little fat girl that used to kick me in the samosas and call me untouchable?
Well,now she's a dental student at usc,
so we gave her your contact information.
Why did you do that?
You're 26 years old,rajesh.
We want grandchildren.
But,papa,I'm not supposed...
lalita's parents approved the match.
If you decide on a spring wedding,we can avoid monsoon season.
A spring wedding?
It's up to you,dear.
We don't want to meddle.
If you don't want to meddle,then why are you meddling?
If I may,your parents probably don't consider this meddling.
While arranged marriages are no longer the norm,
indian parents continue to have a greater-than-average involvement in their children's love lives.
Why are you telling me about my own culture?
You seemed confused.
抱歉 妈妈 爸爸 尽管我非常尊重你们
Sorry,mumi,papa,but with all due respect,
- 但我真的不想... - 对不起 孩子
- I really don't want to... - I'm sorry,darling.
We have to go.
Doogie howser is on.
Grandma! It's doogie time!
- 拜拜! - 拜拜!
- Bye-bye! - Bye-bye!
I don't believe it.
Neither do I.
Doogie howser's been off the air for like 20 years.
其实我读到过 那是在印度 最受欢迎的电视节目
Actually,I read somewhere that it's one of the most popular programs in india.
It might speak to a cultural aspiration to have one's children enter the medical profession.
I bet you're right.
I bet they love scrubs.
What's not to love?
Excuse me! Hello?
My parents are trying to marry me off to a total stranger.
What am I going to do?
I suggest you go through with it.
Romantic love as the basis for marriage has only existed since the 19th century.
Up until then,arranged marriages were the norm,and it served society quite well.
It's the entire premise of fiddler on the roof.
I'm not a big fan of musicals,but I love that show.
Of course,it speaks to me culturally.
Understandable,but there's a universality to that story which transcends ethnicity.
Let's not forget it's got some really catchy tunes.
- 噢 的确 - 就是啊!
- oh,absolutely. - Yeah!
Okay,I know what I'm going to do.
Find new friends.
so who wants to rent fiddler?
No need,we have the special edition.
Well,maybe we are like haroon and tanvir.
天才也性感 第一季 第8集The Big Bang Theory Season01 Episode08
this is dr.Sheldon cooper.
Yeah,I need to cancel my membership to the planetarium.
Well,I'm sorry,too,but there's just no room for you in my wallet.
我能理解 但我要在 你们和自然历史博物馆中选择
I understand,but it was between you and the museum of natural history,
and frankly,you don't have dinosaurs.
I'll miss you,too. Bye-bye.
好啦 我知道你们在发短信说我 你们最好停下来
Okay,I know you're texting about me and I'd really like you to stop.
oh,dear,I am rightly and truly screwed.
Hey,I thought you were finding new friends.
I've got some feelers out.
In the meantime,listen to this.
嗨 Rajesh 我是Lalita Gupta
Hi,rajesh. This is lalita gupta.
Uh,your mother gave my mother your phone number to give to me.
所以我打给你 回我电话 拜
So,I'm calling you and,uh,call me back. Bye.
Can you believe how pushy she is?
So don't call her.
If I don't call her,I won't hear the end of it from my parents.
So call her.
How can I call her? You know I can't talk to women.
I'm done. Anybody else?
- 电话给我 - 干嘛?
- Give me the phone. - Why?
Just give it to me.
What are you doing?
Don't worry. You'll thank me.
喂 Lalita? 我是Raj koothrappali
Hello,lalita?Raj koothrappali here.
Yes,it is good to talk to you,too.
So what are you wearing?
Uh,so,anyhow,when would you like to meet?
Friday works for me!
I'll call you with a time and place.
还有 来真的 宝贝
But in the meantime,keep it real,babe.
You may now thank me.
为什么? 把我的声音弄得像 辛普森一家似的?
For what? Making me sound like a simpsons character?
Fine. Next time make your own date.
I didn't want to make this one!
Look on the bright side,she might turn out to be a nice,beautiful girl.
Great,then we'll get married,
I won't be able to talk to her
and we'll spend the rest of our lives in total silence.
It worked for my parents.
- 嗨 伙计们 - 嗨
- hi,guys. - Oh,hey.