Virgin diet cuba libre,please.
In a tall glass with a lime wedge.
Oh,I'll wedge it right in there.
So how's koothrappali...
That's princess panchali.
I'm pretty sure her name's lalita.
No,no,princess panchali,from the monkey and the princess.
I tried to watch that online,but they wanted my credit card.
It's a children's story.
When I was a little boy and got sick,
which was most of the time,my mother would read it to me.
It's about an indian princess who befriends a monkey
who was mocked by all the other monkeys because he was different.
For some reason,I related to it quite strongly.
I know the reason.
We all know the reason.
Sheldon,what are you getting at?
That woman looks exactly like the pictures of princess panchali in the book.
How often does one see a beloved fictional character come to life?
Every year at comic-con.
Every day at disneyland.
You can hire snow white to come to your house.
Of course,they prefer it if you have a kid.
Isth is lalita gupta.
Lalita 这是Leonard Sheldon Howard 还有Penny
Lalita,this is leonard and sheldon and howard and penny.
Isn't it great? She isn't fat anymore.
请原谅 公主陛下 我只是一只猴子
Forgive me,your highness,for I am but a monkey,
and it is in my nature to climb
I did not mean to gaze upon you as you comb your hair.
You are the living embodiment of the beautiful princess panchali.
Who... who is that?
A beloved character from an indian folktale.
Us indian or "come to our casino" indian?
The resemblance is remarkable.
I can practically smell the lotus blossoms woven into your ebony hair.
I imagine you smell very nice,too.
I shower twice a day and wash my hands as often as I can.
Really? So do I.
But you're a dentist. He's nuts.
Don't be insulting,rajesh.
So,sheldon,tell me more about this princess you say I look like.
It was said that the gods fashioned her eyes out of the stars
and that roses were ashamed to bloom in the presence of her ruby lips.
If you do not stop hitting on my lady,
you will feel the full extent of my wrath.
I'm not hitting on her.
And I am not your lady.
And you have no wrath.
You are my lady.
Our parents said so.
We are,for all intents and purposes,100% hooked up.
Okay,let's get something straight here.
The only reason I came tonight was to get my parents off my case.
I certainly don't need to be getting this old world crap from you.
That's exactly the kind of spirit with which princess panchali led the monkeys to freedom.
Screw princess panchali.
Hey,you can't talk to me like that.
But you're not princess panchali.
Luckily for you-- she could have you beheaded.
Sheldon,are you hungry?
I could eat.
What just happened?
Beats the hell out of me.
I'll tell you what happened.
I just learned how to pick up indian chicks.
What are we supposed to say to lalita's parents?
I play golf with her father.
I won't be able to look at him.
Maybe you should keep your eye on the ball,papa.
Oh,now you're a funny man.
This is not funny,mr.Funny man.
Dr.And mrs.Koothrappali,in all fairness,
it wasn't entirely raj's fault.
This is a family matter,sheldon.
Oh,sorry. You all look alike to us.
But he's right,papa.
Listen to him.
You! You are the one who ruined everything.
Who is it? We can't see.
Turn us. Turn us.
说吧 告诉我父母 为什么他们抱不上孙子
Go ahead,tell my parents why they won't have any grandchildren.
How would I know?
Do you have a low sperm count?
This has nothing to do with my sperm count.
You are wearing the boxers that we sent you,aren't you,rajesh?
Because you know what happens to the samosas when you wear tighty-whities.
Can we please stop talking about my testicles?
Sheldon,tell them what you did.
What did I do?
You left with his date.
Friends don't do that to each other.
Sorry? That's all you can say is sorry?
接受吧 Raj 我连一句对不起都没收到过
Take it,raj. It's more than I've ever gotten.
And may I point out,she woavdn't hule asked me to go with her
if you hadn't been drunk and boring.
And boring-- her words.
I knew it.
He moves to america and he becomes an alcoholic.
I'm not an alcoholic.
Then why were you drunk?
就这一次 我发誓 爸爸
It was just this one time,papa,I swear.
Are you in denial?
Do we have to come over and do an intervention?
Don't embarrass him in front of his friends.
Carry us outside.
We want to talk to you in private.
- 爸爸 别... - 马上 Rajesh!
- But,papa,please... - now,rajesh!
I have to go.
Now,listen to me...
at least wait till I get into the hall.
What happened with you and lalita?
We ate,she lectured me on the link between gum disease and heart attacks--
nothing I didn't already know-- and I came home.
So you're not going to see her again?
Why would I see her again?
I already have a dentist.
I wonder who's going to tell his parents they're not having grandchildren?
敬生命 敬生命 我致敬 *
To life,to life,l'chaim
我致敬 我致敬 敬生命 *
生活给我们欢笑 有福有祸 干杯 *
life has a way of amusing us blessing and bruising us drink,
我致敬 敬生~命 *
I don't believe it. What's gotten into him?
maybe a couple virgin cuba libres that turned out to be kind of slutty.
Hey,you do your experiments. I do mine.