请来一杯"圣洁健怡古巴利布瑞酒"
Virgin diet cuba libre,please.
好吧
Okay.
用高脚杯 要插柠檬片
In a tall glass with a lime wedge.
我这就插
Oh,I'll wedge it right in there.
Koothrappali怎么样了?
So how's koothrappali...
噢 我的天
oh,my lord.
什么?
What?
这是Panchali公主
That's princess panchali.
我很确定她叫Lalita
I'm pretty sure her name's lalita.
不是 是<猴子与公主>里的Panchali
No,no,princess panchali,from the monkey and the princess.
哦 对
Oh,yeah.
我想在♥线♥看来着 不过要信用卡号的
I tried to watch that online,but they wanted my credit card.
那是儿童故事
It's a children's story.
才不是呢
Oh,no,it isn'T.
我小时候生了病
When I was a little boy and got sick,
我一直生病啦 我妈妈会读给我听
which was most of the time,my mother would read it to me.
讲一个印度公主 她对一只猴子很好
It's about an indian princess who befriends a monkey
这只猴子被所有的猴子嘲笑 因为他的样子不同
who was mocked by all the other monkeys because he was different.
因为某些原因 我对这个故事感同身受
For some reason,I related to it quite strongly.
我知道原因
I know the reason.
我们都知道
We all know the reason.
Sheldon 你想说什么?
Sheldon,what are you getting at?
那个女人像极了书上的Panchali公主
That woman looks exactly like the pictures of princess panchali in the book.
多难得见到一个你喜欢的角色 活生生在眼前啊
How often does one see a beloved fictional character come to life?
每年动漫大会都能见到
Every year at comic-con.
迪斯尼每天都有
Every day at disneyland.
你可以花钱把白雪公主请回家
You can hire snow white to come to your house.
最好是家里有小孩 否则她不太愿意去
Of course,they prefer it if you have a kid.
伙计们
Hey,guys.
她是Lalita Gupta
Isth is lalita gupta.
Lalita 这是Leonard Sheldon Howard 还有Penny
Lalita,this is leonard and sheldon and howard and penny.
你们说多好? 她不是肥女了
Isn't it great? She isn't fat anymore.
请原谅 公主陛下 我只是一只猴子
Forgive me,your highness,for I am but a monkey,
我的天性就是爬树
and it is in my nature to climb
我不是故意在你梳头时弄乱你的头发
I did not mean to gaze upon you as you comb your hair.
什么?
I'm sorry?
你是Panchali公主的真身
You are the living embodiment of the beautiful princess panchali.
不是吧
Oh,no kidding.
什么Panchali?
Who... who is that?
我最爱的印度童话主角
A beloved character from an indian folktale.
是我们这样的印度人 还是开赌场的印度人?
Us indian or "come to our casino" indian?
你们这样的
You indian.
简直太像了
The resemblance is remarkable.
我简直可以闻到你黑发上 点缀的荷花香
I can practically smell the lotus blossoms woven into your ebony hair.
谢谢
Well,thanks.
我想你的味道一定也很好
I imagine you smell very nice,too.
我每天洗两次澡 洗手无数次
I shower twice a day and wash my hands as often as I can.
真的? 我也是
Really? So do I.
但你是牙科学生 他只是疯子
But you're a dentist. He's nuts.
不要那样说人 Rajesh
Don't be insulting,rajesh.
Sheldon 多跟我说说那个公主
So,sheldon,tell me more about this princess you say I look like.
她的眼睛是神用星星做的
It was said that the gods fashioned her eyes out of the stars
她艳红的唇 令玫瑰都羞于开放
and that roses were ashamed to bloom in the presence of her ruby lips.
我的天
Oh,my.
滚开 Sheldon
Back off,sheldon.
为什么?
What?
如果你再跟我的女人调情
If you do not stop hitting on my lady,
你会感受到我炽热的怒火
you will feel the full extent of my wrath.
我没在调情
I'm not hitting on her.
我也不是你的女人
And I am not your lady.
你也没有怒火
And you have no wrath.
你是我的女人
You are my lady.
我爸妈说了的
Our parents said so.
从各方面来说 我们都是铁定在一起了
We are,for all intents and purposes,100% hooked up.
好吧 有些话我跟你说清楚
Okay,let's get something straight here.
我今天来见你完全是敷衍我父母
The only reason I came tonight was to get my parents off my case.
我才不会嫁你这种老土人呢
I certainly don't need to be getting this old world crap from you.
Panchali公主就是凭这种精神 带领猴子走向自由
That's exactly the kind of spirit with which princess panchali led the monkeys to freedom.
去他妈Panchali公主
Screw princess panchali.
不许你这么说我
Hey,you can't talk to me like that.
你不是Panchali公主啊
But you're not princess panchali.
幸好不是 否则你已经被斩首了
Luckily for you-- she could have you beheaded.
Sheldon 你饿吗?
Sheldon,are you hungry?
吃点无妨
I could eat.
我们走
Let's go.
刚才怎么回事?
What just happened?
我也无法解释
Beats the hell out of me.
我告诉你怎么回事
I'll tell you what happened.
我想我学会怎么泡印度妞了
I just learned how to pick up indian chicks.
让我怎么跟Lalita的父母交待?
What are we supposed to say to lalita's parents?
我和她爸爸一起打高尔夫
I play golf with her father.
我都不敢看他了
I won't be able to look at him.
也许你应该看着球 爸爸
Maybe you should keep your eye on the ball,papa.
你现在懂搞笑了
Oh,now you're a funny man.
这不好笑! 搞笑先生
This is not funny,mr.Funny man.
Koothrappali医生及夫人 说句公道话
Dr.And mrs.Koothrappali,in all fairness,
也不全是Raj的错
it wasn't entirely raj's fault.
这我们的家事 Sheldon
This is a family matter,sheldon.
我是Leonard
I'm leonard.
不好意思 你们老外全都一个样
Oh,sorry. You all look alike to us.
他说的对 爸爸
But he's right,papa.
听他解释
Listen to him.
你! 一切都是你搞糟的
You! You are the one who ruined everything.
是谁? 我们看不见
Who is it? We can't see.
转过去 转过去
Turn us. Turn us.
说吧 告诉我父母 为什么他们抱不上孙子
Go ahead,tell my parents why they won't have any grandchildren.
我怎么知道?
How would I know?
你精♥子密度不足?
Do you have a low sperm count?
跟我的精♥子密度完全没关系
This has nothing to do with my sperm count.
我们寄给你的四角裤你穿着吧 Rajesh?
You are wearing the boxers that we sent you,aren't you,rajesh?
穿着呢 妈妈
Yes,mumi.
穿那种紧身三角裤对小鸡鸡不好
Because you know what happens to the samosas when you wear tighty-whities.
能不能别提我的睾丸?
Can we please stop talking about my testicles?
Sheldon 告诉他们你做了什么
Sheldon,tell them what you did.
我做了什么?
What did I do?
你拐跑了他的对象
You left with his date.
朋友之间不能这样
Friends don't do that to each other.
好吧 知道了
All right,noted.
对不起
Sorry.
对不起? 你就说一个对不起完事?
Sorry? That's all you can say is sorry?
接受吧 Raj 我连一句对不起都没收到过
Take it,raj. It's more than I've ever gotten.
我能否指出 她本来不会跟我走
And may I point out,she woavdn't hule asked me to go with her
如果你不是喝醉了又无聊
if you hadn't been drunk and boring.
喝醉?
Drunk?
还有无聊 她的原话
And boring-- her words.
我就知道!
I knew it.
他去了美国 变成酒鬼了
He moves to america and he becomes an alcoholic.
我不是酒鬼
I'm not an alcoholic.
那你为什么喝醉?
Then why were you drunk?
就这一次 我发誓 爸爸
It was just this one time,papa,I swear.
你现在是属于否认阶段?
Are you in denial?
我们要不要来帮你做心理治疗?
Do we have to come over and do an intervention?
别让他在朋友面前落面子
Don't embarrass him in front of his friends.
好吧
All right.
带我们出去
Carry us outside.
我们要私下谈
We want to talk to you in private.
- 爸爸 别... - 马上 Rajesh!
- But,papa,please... - now,rajesh!
我出去一下
I have to go.
你给我听好...
Now,listen to me...
至少等我走到走廊里
at least wait till I get into the hall.
好吧 晚安
okay,well,good night.
等等
Hold on.
你和Lalita怎么样?
What happened with you and lalita?
我们吃饭 她告诉我牙周病和心脏病有关
We ate,she lectured me on the link between gum disease and heart attacks--
都是我早就知道的东西 然后我回家
nothing I didn't already know-- and I came home.
你要和她再见面吗?
So you're not going to see her again?
为什么要和她再见面?
Why would I see her again?
我已经有牙医了
I already have a dentist.
谁来告诉他的父母 永远都抱不上孙子了?
I wonder who's going to tell his parents they're not having grandchildren?
敬生命 敬生命 我致敬 *
To life,to life,l'chaim
我致敬 我致敬 敬生命 *
l'chaim,l'chaim,to life
生活给我们欢笑 有福有祸 干杯 *
life has a way of amusing us blessing and bruising us drink,
我致敬 敬生~命 *
l'chaim,to li...fe.
不敢相信 他中了什么邪?
I don't believe it. What's gotten into him?
也许一点圣洁古巴利布瑞酒 让他变得放浪了
maybe a couple virgin cuba libres that turned out to be kind of slutty.
你不是吧
You didn'T.
你们做你们的实验 我做我的
Hey,you do your experiments. I do mine.