Sheldon, we have to do this.
No, we don't.
We have to take in nourishment, expel waste,
And inhale enough oxygen to keep our cells from dying.
Everything else is optional.
好 那我这么说吧 我要去参加
Okay, let me put it this way, I'm doing it.
You can't. I'm the lead author.
Come on, the only reason you're the lead author
Is because we went alphabetically.
I let you think we went alphabetically
To spare you the humiliation
Of dealing with the fact that it was my idea.
Not to put too fine a point on it,
But I was throwing you a bone.
Excuse me, I designed the experiment that proved the hypothesis.
It doesn't need proving.
So the entire scientific community
Is just supposed to take your word?
They're not supposed to, but they should.
All right, I don't care what you say,
I'm going to the conference and I'm presenting our findings.
And I forbid it.
You forbid it?
If I'm not taking credit for our work, then nobody is.
So you admit that it's our work? no.
Once again, I'm throwing you a bone.
And once again you are welcome.
Oh, no, he didn't
So, how's it going with sheldon?
Are you guys still not talking to each other?
Not only is he still not talking to me,
But there's this thing he does where he stares at you
And tries to get your brain to explode.
You know, like in the classic sci-fi movie scanners.
How about this one?
可以告诉别人说 我是物理学家 但我也是个有趣的人
It says, I know my physics, but I'm still a fun guy.
Wow, I didn't know they still made corduroy suits.
They don't.That's why I saved this one.
Okay, well, let's just see
What else you have.
Okay, here, take this...
和这个 这个 还有这些...
And this, and this, and these...
Is this all stuff you want me to try on?
No, this is stuff I want you to throw out.
Oh. seriously, don't even give them to charity.
You won't be helping anyone.
That's the bottle city of kandor.
You see, kandor was the capital city
Of the planet krypton.
It was miniaturized by brainiac before krypton exploded,
And then rescued by superman.
It's a lot cooler when girls aren't looking at it.
Here, why don't you put these on
While I find a shirt and a sport coat that match.
Great, I'll be right back.
Where are you going? just put 'em on.
Oh, are you shy?
No, I'm not shy.
Don't worry. I won't look.
I know you won't look. why would you look?
There's nothing to see... well, not nothing...
Sweetie, put the pants on.
Putting 'em on.
So, you know, isn't there maybe some way
You and sheldon could compromise on this whole presentation thing?
Scientists do not compromise.
Our minds are trained to synthesize facts
And come to inarguable conclusions.
Not to mention, sheldon is bat-crap crazy.
What is this?
That's my original series
Battlestar galactica flight suit.
Oh, why didn't you wear it on halloween?
Because it's not a costume. it's a flight suit.
Okay, all right, moving on.
Oh, wow, a paisley shirt.
Uh-huh, it goes with my corduroy suit.
If you mean they should end up in the same place, then I agree.
Is this your only tie?
But if you'll notice...
So it works as two.
Oh sweetie, I don't even think it works as one.
Is this all your clothes?
Yup. everything since the eighth grade.
The... the eighth grade?
My last growth spurt.
Okay, well, I guess we're back to the corduroy suit.
I said no. put it down.
Get anything good?
Just the latest copy of applied particle physics quarterly.
Oh, you know, that is so weird that yours came and mine didn't.
It was a joke.
Yep, tip your waitresses.
I'm here all week.
Penny, just to save you from further awkwardness,
Know that I'm perfectly comfortable with the two of us
Climbing the stairs in silence.
Oh, yeah, okay, me, too.
Zip it, lock it.
Put it in your pocket.
So, you and leonard.
Oh, dear god.
A little misunderstanding, huh?
A little misundersta...?
Galileo and the pope had a little misunderstanding.
Anyway, I was talking to leonard this morning,
And I think he feels really bad about it.
Well, how do you feel?
I don't understand the question.
No, I'm just asking if it's difficult
To be fighting with your best friend.
Oh, I hadn't thought about it like that.
I wonder if I've been experiencing
of some sort of unconscious emotional turmoil.
I couldn't poop this morning.
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