So casually-- no rapid breathing,
No increase in perspiration...
So, lack of a physiological response while lying
Is characteristic of a violent sociopath.
Sheldon, are you worried about your safety?
No, I imagine if you were going to kill me,
You'd have done it a long time ago.
That's very true.
天才也性感 第一季 第10集
The Big Bang Theory S01E10
I need to speak to you.
It's 2:00 in the morning!
I highly doubt that.
Are you still out there?
You're right; it can wait until morning.
什么 什么 什么 什么 什么
What, what, what, what, what?
I clearly woke you up in the middle of a rem cycle.
You're in no state of mind to talk.
Sheldon, what is it?
I'm uncomfortable having been included in your lie to penny.
What was I supposed to say?
You could have told her the truth.
That would have hurt her feelings.
Is that a relevant factor?
Then I suppose you could've agreed to go.
And what would I have said afterwards?
I would suggest something to be a fact of
Singing is neither an appropriate vocation
Nor avocation for you, and if you disagree,
I'd recommend you have a cat scan
To look for a tumor pressing
On the cognitive processing centers of your brain.
I couldn't say that.
I would have to say, "you were terrific
And I can't wait to hear you sing again."
That's the social protocol.
It's what you do when you have a friend
Who's proud of something they really suck at.
I was not aware of that.
Well, now you are. oh.
All right. leonard?
When we played chess earlier,
You were terrific, and I can't wait to play you again.
This would be so much easier
If I were a violent sociopath.
I was analyzing our lie, and I believe we're in danger
Of penny seeing through the ruse.
Simple, If she were to log onto
Click on "upcoming events," scroll down to "seminars,"
Download the pdf schedule,
And look for the seminar on molecular positronium,
Our pants are metaphorically on fire.
好吧 先生 我今天不会让火烧到我屁♥股的
Well, sir, my trousers will not be igniting today.
Do you have any idea what time it is?
Of course I do.
My watch is linked to the atomic clock
In boulder, colorado.
It's accurate to one-tenth of a second.
But as I'm saying this, it occurs to me
That, once again, your question may have been rhetorical.
What do you want?
Remember how leonard told you
We couldn't come to your performance
Because we were attending a symposium
On molecular positronium?
I remember "symposium."
Yes. well... he lied.
And I'm feeling very uncomfortable about it.
Well, imagine how I'm feeling.
I'm sorry, this really isn't my strong suit.
You told her I lied?
Why would you tell her I lied?
To help you.
I'm sorry, I'm not seeing the help.
She was going to see through your lie eventually,
所以 为了保护我 我告诉她你撒了谎
So I told her that you were lying to protect me.
Ohh... I'm getting a bad feeling.
I'm sorry, I'm really not very good at this.
Penny now believes that, on friday night,
We're going to participate
In my cousin leopold's drug intervention.
Your cousin leopold.
Who most people call leo, but he also answers to lee.
Remember that. it's important.
Details, leonard-- the success
Or failure of our deceitful enterprise
Turns on details.
Do you have a cousin leopold? no.
I made him up.
I think you'd call him lee.
I don't get it.
I already told her a lie.
Why replace it with a different lie?
Well, first of all, your lie was laughably transparent,
Where mine is exquisitely convoluted.
While you were sleeping,
I was weaving an un-unravelable web.