Sheldon, it's not a great time!
What do you want?
Hello to you, too.
I'm sorry, but this is important.
What is it?
Back to the Future II was
in the Back to the Future III case...
and Back to the Future III was-- get this--
in the Back to the Future II case.
So, did you do that,
or am I in the house with an intruder?
Sheldon, I got to go inside.
It's getting rough out here.
You're dodging the question;
I knew it was you.
What was that?
What was what?
This isn't a very good connection,
but it sounded like someone just released a kraken.
Okay, I'm hanging up now.
You know there's no such thing as a...
What's the matter?
Um... well, I was worried
that you might be missing Leonard.
And that might be causing you to have bad dreams,
like the kind you'd get if you watched
Clash of the Titans right before you went to bed.
Sweetie, did you have a bad dream?
To be honest, I did.
Back to the Future II was
in the Back to the Future III case.
Leonard did it.
Perhaps I should sleep here
so you don't miss Leonard as much,
uh, 'cause you're being kind of a baby about it.
You know what? That would make me feel better.
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
I think you'd be pleased to hear
that this morning in the parking garage,
I saw this oil stain on the ground
that was shaped just like my ex-girlfriend, Lucy,
and I didn't get upset at all.
I'm proud of you.
Well, you should be, 'cause she was looking good.
Dear Lord! You're an astronomer.
Although you may have earthly woes,
get your mind back on the stars.
Gee, even the lowly dung beetle
chooses to plot its course by using the Milky Way.
Is that true?
Everything I say is true.
Now, of course, the dung beetle also enjoys
eating feces, living in feces
and making little balls out of feces.
So pick and choose
which aspects of its lifestyle you want to embrace.
Come on, you can talk to girls now.
It shouldn't be hard for you to meet someone new.
How can I meet someone new
when everywhere I look, I see Lucy's face?
Tell me you don't see her smile
in the crust of this chicken pot pie.
Oh, will you stop it!
Now, listen to me.
There's a welcome party for incoming post-docs tonight.
Go to it and meet someone
who isn't made of grease or pie.
You think you're so cool because your wife is a person?
Bernie's at a neuroscience conference with Amy--
I'll go with you.
- You would do that for me? - Of course.
You're my friend.
I want you to be happy.
- Thanks. - Oh, Sheldon,
since Amy's out of town, would you like to join us?
I want you to be happy, too,
but not enough to do anything about it.
I can't talk like that.
Amy's right here.
Sheldon, stop. For the last time,
I will not bring home bed bugs.
The hotel's nice.
There's a pool, a gym--
the bar looks like fun.
Because I looked in the bed, and there are no bugs.
Aw, I love you, too.
If I don't talk to you before you go to sleep,
I'll meet you in dreamland.
No, I will not consider sleeping in my garment bag.
佩妮 你好奇过 星际舰队战舰指挥官们...
Penny, did you ever wonder how Starfleet captains...
Well, now that I've piqued your interest,
welcome to the exciting world of 3D chess.
Why don't you just admit
you only want to play this game
because you always play it with Leonard
and you miss him?
You overestimate his significance in my life.
Do I miss how he makes a face
on my toaster waffle with syrup?
Do I miss the way
he fixes the zipper on my jacket when it gets stuck?
I don't think so.
Do I miss how we say "good night"
to each other through the walls of our bedroom
using Morse code?
好了 我懂了 我懂了
Okay, I get it, I get it.
You are an emotionless robot.
Well, I try.
All right, let's just get this stupid game over with.
-好的 我先走 -行
- Great. I'll go first. - Okay.
By the way, how are you with zippers?
Well, I really need to go to the bathroom,
and this one's gone all cattywampus.
Wow, your work on jellyfish neural nets
sounds so interesting.
You can download my paper off the university server.