So I've decided I'm going to collaborate with you.
So what exactly is it you do?
I know you chatter on about it all the time,
But I've never really paid attention.
Okay, well, right now I'm designing an experiment
To study the soft component of cosmic radiation
At sea level, but I really don't need any help.
Oh, sure you do.
Now, see, what's this here in the schematic?
Is that a laser array?
Yes. now, hm...
What happens if you use argon lasers
Instead of helium-neon?
It would blow up.
Are you sure? pretty sure.
"pretty sure" is not very scientific.
Is this how you normally work?
Just hunches and guesses and stuff?
好了 谢尔顿 我理解你现在
Okay, sheldon, I understand that you're
Going through a bit of a career crisis,
You're searching for some other area
Where you can feel valuable and productive,
But I need to tell you something,
And I want you to listen carefully.
If you're concerned about sharing credit with me,
Your name can go first-- I'm going.
是个小的 褐色的袋子 妈!
It's a small, brown paper bag, ma!
I'm looking in it right now.
Why would I make that up?
There's no ding dong in it.
How are two ding dongs tomorrow gonna help me today?
This is engineering, huh?
I'll talk to you later.
Where the noble semiskilled laborers
Execute the vision of those who think and dream.
Hello, oompah loompahs of science.
Sheldon, what are you doing here?
I just came by to say hello.
I've been in this lab for three years.
You've never come by to say hello.
Well, up until now, I've had better things to do.
So, what are we making today?
A small payload support structure
For a european science experimental package
That's going up on the next space shuttle.
Really? how does it work?
When this is done, it will be attached
To the payload bay, and the sensor apparatus
Will rest on it.
So it's a shelf.
不是 你不明白 在加速过程中
No, you don't understand-- during acceleration,
It needs to stay perfectly level and provide...
Yeah, okay, it's a shelf.
Now, I notice you're using titanium.
Did you give any consideration to carbon nanotubes?
它们更轻 更便宜 并且具有两倍的抗张强度
They're lighter, cheaper, and have twice the tensile strength.
There's a diploma in my office
That says I have a master's in engineering.
And you also have a note from your mother
上面写着 "我爱你 小水泡"
That says, "i love you, bubula."
But neither of those is a cogent argument
For titanium over nanotubes.
Did leonard tell you to say that?
No, I thought of it all by myself.
That can't be a coincidence.
There must be some causal link I'm missing.
Curiouser and curiouser.
Is he here?
If he were, I wouldn't be.
Do you know what he did?
He watched me work for ten minutes,
And then started to design a simple piece
Of software that could replace me.
Is that even possible?
As it turns out, yes.
Something's got to be done about him, leonard.
He'll never be able to cope with the fact
That some 15-year-old kid is smarter
And more accomplished than he is.
Well, what if something were to happen to this boy
So he was no longer a threat to sheldon?
Then our problem would be solved.
Hang on, are we talking about murdering dennis kim?
I'm not saying no.
We don't have to go that far.
There are other means available.
We can't send him back to north korea.
He knows how to get out.
The only thing we need to do
Is make this kim kid lose his focus.
He is not interested in anything but physics.
What about biology?
什么? 你知道 性(双关语)
What? you know, biology.
The one thing that can completely derail
A world-class mind.
Howard, he's 15.
When I was 15, I met denise palmeri
And my grade point average fell from a 5.0 to a 1.8.
She was sleeping with you?
No, I just wasted a lot of time
Thinking about what it would be like if she did.
Oh, good, you're all here.
听着 我决定了 如果你们三个
Look, I've decided that if the three of you
Drop whatever it is you're working on and join me,
We could lick cold fusion in less than a decade.
12 years, tops.
Could it be me?
好 各位 怎么啦
Oh, hey guys, what's up?
We need a hot 15-year-old asian girl
With a thing for smart guys.
Howard, that's racist.
Any 15-year-old girl will do the trick.
It's possible she may have misunderstood us.
Oh, are we interrupting?