No, no. please come in.
Yeah, I think you'll appreciate this.
This is very exciting.
Oh, what are you working on?
Since my prospects for the nobel prize in physics
Thank you very much-- I've decided
To refocus my efforts and use my people skills
To win the nobel peace prize.
I'm going to solve the middle east crisis
By building an exact replica of jerusalem
In the middle of the mexican desert.
To what end?
You know, it's like the baseball movie.
"build it and they will come."
Who will come?
The jewish people.
What if they don't come?
We'll make it nice, put out a spread.
Okay, well, um...
Speaking of spreads,
We're having a small welcoming party
This afternoon for mr. kim who's agreed
To join us here at the university.
Of course he has.
The oracle told us
Little neo was the one.
You can see the matrix, can't you?
Okay, well, obviously you're very busy
With your, uh, um...
You'll have to excuse dr. cooper.
He's been under a lot of, um...
I really don't understand
Your objections, professor goldfarb.
Why wouldn't the sonora desert
Make a perfectly good promised land?
We could call it nuevo jerusalem.
Please go away.
Said pharaoh to moses.
Why are all these young women here?
It's take your daughter to work day.
I was not aware of that.
Oh, yes. there was a very official e-mail
That was sent to everyone
Whose insurance files indicated
They had daughters between the ages of 14 and 16.
-漂亮 -谢谢smooth. thank you.
There's the man of the hour.
Okay, so we now have a socially-awkward genius
In a room full of attractive, age-appropriate women.
All he has to do now is hook up with one of them.
Anyone else see the flaw in this plan?
We need a social catalyst.
We can't get 15-year-old girls drunk.
Or can we?
No, we can't.
I don't think you mean "we can't."
I think you mean "we shouldn't."
Hey, howard, you're a jew.
If there was another wailing wall
Exactly like the one in jerusalem
But close to taco stands and cheap prescription drugs,
Would you still be able to wail at it?
Okay, it's definitely me.
Okay, we cannot leave this to chance.
Let's pick a girl and figure out
How to get her together with dennis.
Okay, how about that one?
Uh-uh. I know the type.
拉拉队长 学生会干事 总是跟运动员约会
Cheerleader, student council, goes out with the jocks,
Won't even look at anybody in the gifted program.
And if, after two years of begging,
She does agree to go out with you,
It turns out to be a setup and you're in the backseat
Of your mom's car with your pants off
While the whole football team laughs at y...
Are you crying?
No, I have allergies.
Okay, um, oh, hey, how about her?
Sure, if he wants to spend a couple years
Doing her homework while she drinks herself
Into a stupor with nonfat white russians.
And you're the one holding her head
Out of the toilet while she's puking
And telling you she wishes "more guys were like you."
And then she gets into cornell because you wrote her essay
For her and you drive up to visit her one weekend
And she acts like she doesn't even know you.
Okay, so not her, either.
Oh, hey, how about her?
Oh, interesting, kind of pretty,
A little chubby, so probably low self-esteem.
I think that's our girl.
One of us should go talk to her.
I can't talk to her-- you do it.
I can't just go up and talk to her.
Howard, you talk to her.
I don't know, she'll never go for the kid
Once she gets a peek at this.
知道吗 如果在印度 这就简单多了
You know, if we were in india, this would be simpler.
跟她父亲谈五分钟 20头山羊 一台笔记本电脑
Five minutes with her dad, 20 goats and a laptop,
And we'd be done.
Well, we're not in india.
All right, why don't we do it your way then?
We'll arrange for this girl
To move in across the hall from dennis
So he can pathetically moon over her for months on end.
Okay, that was uncalled for.
You started it, dude.
Could I have everyone's attention, please?
What a wonderful occasion this is,
And how fortunate that it should happen to fall
On take your daughter to work day.
We're here to welcome
Mr. dennis kim to our little family.
Welcome, dennis kim.
Was not only the valedictorian at stanford university,
He is also the youngest recipient
Of the prestigious stevenson award.
Youngest till the cyborgs rise up!
And now, without any further ado,
Let me introduce the man of the hour,
Mr. dennis kim.
Would you like to tell us
A little bit about your upcoming research?
I'm going to the mall with emma.
The kid got a girl.
Did anyone see how he did it?
Don't worry, I've got this.
Ladies and gentlemen,
Honored daughters, while mr. kim,
By virtue of his youth and naivete,
Has fallen prey to the inexplicable need
For human contact, let me step in
And assure you that my research will go on uninterrupted,
And that social relationships will continue to baffle
And repulse me.
Yeah, mission accomplished.
Forget the mission.
How did that little yutz get a girl on his own?
I guess times have changed since we were young.
天才也性感了smart is the new sexy.
Then why do we go home alone every night?
We're still smart.
Maybe we're too smart.
So smart it's off-putting.
Yeah, let's go with that.
Components I built
Are on the international space station and I get a ticket
For launching a model rocket in the park.
I don't know if the ticket was
So much for the launch as it was
For you telling the policewoman,
"you have to frisk me.
I have another rocket in my pants."
Hey, look at that.
It's dennis kim.
Wow, I almost didn't recognize him.
You know, I kind of feel bad about what we did to him.
Yeah, we really ruined his life.
Screw him-- he was weak.