Then we could be the bengal tigers.
Gram for gram,
No animal exceeds the relative fighting strength
Of the army ant.
But you can't incinerate a bengal tiger
With a magnifying glass.
Let's put it to a vote.
All those in favor... point of order.
I move that any vote on team names
Must be unanimous.
No man should be forced to emblazon his chest
With a bengal tiger when common sense dictates
It should be an army ant.
Will the gentleman from the great state of denial
Yield for a question?
I will yield.
After we go through the exercise
Of an annoying series of votes,
All of which the gentleman will lose,
Does he then intend to threaten to quit
If he does not get his way? he does.
I move we are the army ants. all those in favor?
Good afternoon, and welcome
To today's physics bowl practice round.
I'm penny, and I'll be your host
Because apparently I didn't have anything else to do
On a saturday afternoon,
And isn't that just a little sad?
Gentlemen, are you ready?
Yes. of course. fire away.
You know, it's none of my business,
But isn't a guy who can't speak
In front of women going to hold you back a little?
Oh, he'll be okay
Once the women are mixed into the crowd.
He only has a problem when they're one-on-one
And smell nice.
谢了 拉杰 是香草味的油
Ah, thanks, raj. it's vanilla oil.
I was actually the one who noticed.
Okay, let's just start.
Okay, the first question
Is on the topic of optics.
"what is the shortest light pulse ever produced?"
And of course the answer is 130 attoseconds.
That is correct. I knew that, too.
Good for you, sweetie.
Ok, next question.
"what is the quantum mechanical effect
"used to encode data on hard-disk drives?"
And of course the answer is
Giant magnetoresistance. right.
Hey, I buzzed in.
And I answered. it's called teamwork.
Don't you think I should answer
The engineering questions? I am an engineer.
By that logic I should answer
All the anthropology questions because I'm a mammal.
Just ask another one.
"what artificial satellite has seen glimpses
Of einstein's predicted frame dragging?"
And of course, it's gravity probe b.
You have to let somebody else answer.
Because it's polite.
What do manners have to do with it?
This is war.
Were the romans polite when they salted the ground
Of carthage to make sure nothing would ever grow again?
Leonard, you said I only had to ask questions.
The objective of the competition is to give correct answers.
If I know them, why shouldn't I give them?
Some of us might have the correct answers, too.
Oh, please. you don't even have a phd.
All right, that's it!
-霍华德 坐下 -好吧
Howard, sit down. okay.
Maybe we should take a little break.
Good idea. I need my wrist brace.
All this button-pushing
Is aggravating my old nintendo injury.
What did he say?
He compared sheldon
To a disposable feminine cleansing product
One might use on a summer's eve.
Yeah, and the bag it came in.
I want to show you something.
Can it wait? I need to talk to you.
I've designed the perfect uniforms for our team.
The colors are based on star trek the original series.
The three of you will wear support red,
And I will wear command gold.
Why do they say "aa"?
Isn't that confusing?
"aa" might mean
Something else to certain people.
Why would a physics bowl team
Be called anodized aluminum?
No, I meant...
Hey, check it out,
I got you a batman cookie jar.
What's the occasion?
Well, you're a friend, and you like batman
And cookies, and you're off the team.
Howard, raj and I just had a team meeting.
-不 你们没开 -是 我们确实开了 我刚从那回来
No, you didn't. yes, we did. I just came from there.
Okay, I don't know where you just came from,
But it could not have have been a team meeting
Because I'm on the team and I wasn't there.
Ergo, the team did not meet.
OK. let me try it this way.
I was at a coffee klatch with a couple of friends,
And one thing led to another,
And it turns out you're off the team.
Because you're taking all the fun out of it.
Is the winner of the physics bowl