The team that has the most fun?
OK. let me try it this way.
And no one wants to play with you anymore.
Well, at this point I should inform you
That I intend to form my own team
And destroy the molecular bonds
That bind your very matter together
And reduce the resulting particulate chaos to tears.
Thanks for the heads-up.
One more thing. yes?
It's on . B.I.T.C.H.
So who'd he get to be on his team?
He won't say.
He just smiles and eats macaroons out of his bat jar.
He's using psychological warfare.
We must reply in kind.
I say we wait until he looks at us,
咱们也笑 好像在说"是 你是个聪明强大的对手"
Then laugh like, "yes, you are a smart and strong competitor,
"but we are also smart and strong,
And we have a reasonable chance of defeating you."
How exactly would that laugh go?
That sounds more like, "we are a tall,
Thin woman who wants to make a coat out of your dalmatians."
Guys, let's remember
That sheldon is still our friend and my roommate.
Let's destroy him.
Okay, we're going to need a strong fourth for our team.
You know who is apparently very smart
Is the girl who played tv's blossom.
She got a phd. in neuroscience or something.
Raj, we're not getting tv's blossom
To join our physics bowl team.
How about the girl from the wonder years?
Gentlemen, I believe I've found the solution
To all our problems.
We can't ask leslie winkle.
Why? because you slept together,
And when she was done with you
She discarded you like last night's chutney?
Sometimes you've got to take one for the team.
是啊 有点男人样 伙计
Yeah, sack up, dude.
Here I go, taking one for the team...
In the sack.
So, leslie, I have a question for you,
And it might be
A little awkward, you know, given that i...
Hit that thang.
Leonard, there's no reason to feel uncomfortable
Just because we've seen each other's faces
And naked bodies contorted in the sweet agony of coitus.
Gee, 'cause it sure sounds like there should be.
Rest assured that any aspects of our sexual relationship
Regarding your preferences,
Your idiosyncrasies, your performance
Are still protected by the inherent
Confidentiality of the bedroom.
That's all very comforting, but if it's okay,
I'd like to get on to my question now.
We are entering the physics bowl,
And we need a fourth for our team.
I'm really busy with my like-sign dilepton
轻子 人人都能"搞"的研究 我们需要你
Dilepton, shmylepton. we need you.
Well, we tried.
We'll just have to face sheldon mano y mano
Y mano a mano.
Wait, you're going up against sheldon cooper?
That arrogant, misogynistic, east texas doorknob
That told me I should abandon my work
With high-energy particles for laundry and childbearing?
so, how do you feel?
Nice and loose?
Come to play?
Got your game face on?
Are you ready?
Yeah. you know, you don't have to stay for the whole thing.
不 不 我想待
Oh, no, no. I want to.
Sounds really interesting.
I'm just gonna sit down.
So, is that your team?
Actually, I don't need a team.
I could easily defeat you single-handedly,
But the rules require four.
So, may I introduce the third-floor janitor,
The lady from the lunch room, and my spanish is not good--
Either her son or her butcher.
And what about your team?
What rat have you recruited to the s.s. sinking ship?
Yeah, leslie winkle.
The answer to the question,
"who made sheldon cooper cry like a little girl?"
Yes, well, I'm polymerized tree sap,
And you're an inorganic adhesive.
So whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction
Is reflected off of me,
Returns on its original trajectory
And adheres to you.
Okay, if everyone could please take your seats.
Here's your t-shirt.
It's a couple days early...
No. it stands for "perpetual motion squad."
Oh, right, of course.
What was I thinking?
Good afternoon, everyone,
And welcome to this year's physics bowl!
Today's preliminary match features two great teams.