Previously on The Big Bang Theory.
We were worried about you.
Don't be melodramatic.
I'm just getting on a train and leaving forever.
So a few things don't go your way
and your best decision
is to ride the rails like a hobo?
Leonard, I am overwhelmed.
Everything is changing,
and it's simply too much.
I need to get away and think.
I'm gonna miss you.
Of course you are.
You just made that easier.
Is it at all possible
that you're knitting a pair of pants?
Oh, well, no, you're understandably terrified.
But, you know, allow me to explain.
45 days ago, um, I embarked on
a railroad journey of healing
because my university
was making me do string theory,
and my favorite comic book store burned down,
and when my roommate got engaged,
my girlfriend wanted to move in with me,
which was no doubt a ploy just to see my--
well, excuse my language, but my bathing suit parts.
Uh, sir, may I use your phone?
- I don't think so. - Yeah, well,
I understand that I'm half naked,
but there is a reasonable explanation.
While I slept in my sleeper car,
all my possessions were stolen.
Now, typically, I wear pajamas,
but I recently adopted a hobo lifestyle
and pajamas are the sleep-pants of the Man.
I'll have you know, Mahatma Gandhi wore no pants
and a nation rallied behind him!
My good man...
Now, before you walk away...
I know that I may appear deranged,
but I am, in fact, a world-renowned physicist.
Ask me the difference between a boson and a fermion.
Go ahead, ask!
Bosons have integer spin,
fermions have half-integer spin!
My legs are getting cold!
Why won't anybody help me?
Hi. Want to do yoga with me?
Um, let me just have some coffee first,
and then I'll have the strength to tell you
how much I won't be doing that.
Hey, buddy. Good to hear your voice.
Uh, I'm in Kingman, Arizona,
and, uh, I need you to come pick me up.
I'd love to.
I'm just about to do yoga with Penny.
Leonard, I'm at the police station.
I was robbed.
Th-They took my phone,
我的皮包 我的iPad 全被偷了
my wallet, my iPad, everything.
Oh, my God, are you okay?
No, I'm not okay.
I-I'm wearing borrowed pants,
I-I don't have I.D.,
and one of the officers here
won't stop calling me Chicken Legs.
Uh, I'll-I'll come get you.
What's the address?
Hey, what's going on?
He got all of his stuff stolen.
Sheldon, hang tight.
Hey, do you want me to bring anything?
Oh, yes, please.
A pair of pants.
And my toothbrush.
Yeah, and my mail.
And a really good comeback for chicken legs,
because "I know you are, but what am I?"
was met with stony silence.
I'll be there as soon as I can.
Is he okay?
Yeah, he's fine, he's just a little rattled.
Oh... Feel like driving to Arizona with me?
I can't, I have that job interview.
Oh, right. Besides,
I don't need six hours of "Your hair is different.
Why did you change your hair?
I'm holding my breath until your hair grows back."
All right, fine.
Hey, can you think of a reason
- I shouldn't invite Amy to come with me? - Nope.
Come on, you didn't even try.
Thanks for the lift.
What's wrong with your car?
I'm having my windows untinted.
Got a hot girlfriend now.
I want the haters to know.
What are you talking about?
No one's paying attention to you.
How's that Hater-ade taste, bro?
Hey, this isn't the way to work.
I just want to pop in and make sure Ma's okay.
I thought Stuart was looking after her.
本来是 我妈石膏拆了后 他就搬了
He was, but now that her cast is off, he moved out.
And honestly, I'm kind of glad.
It was getting a little weird.
I don't know, they're...
No, not like us.
like you and your dog.
She feeds him out of her own mouth?
I mean, he calls her Debbie,
she calls him Stewie
and they're all giggly around each other.
And believe me, when food goes in that mouth,
it does not come out.