给 泰国炒面 不加花生
Here we go. pad thai,no peanuts.
But does it have peanut oil?
I'm not sure.
Everyone keep an eye on howard in case he starts to swell up.
Since it's not bee season,you can have my epinephrine.
-有筷子吗 -不需要 这是泰国菜
-are there any chopsticks. -no need. this is thai food.
Here we go.
Thailand has had the fork since the latter half of the 19th century.
Interestingly they don't put the fork in their mouth--
They use it to put the food on a spoon which then goes into their mouth.
Ask him for a napkin. I dare you.
I'll get it.
Do I look puffy? I feel puffy.
-嘿 里奥纳德 -嘿 潘妮
-am I interrupting? -no.
you're not swelling,howard.
Look at my fingers. they're like vienna sausages.
-sounds like you have company. -they're not going anywhere.
你下班了 太好了 工作怎么样
So,you're coming home from work. that's great. how was work?
You know,it's a cheesecake factory.
People order cheesecake and I bring it to them.
So you kind of act like a carbohydrate delivery system.
是 随便你怎么叫 反正拿的工资最低
Yeah. call it whatever you want,I get minimum wage.
I was wondering if you could help me out with something.
Great. I'm having some furniture delivered tomorrow
and I may not be here,so...
-i'm sorry? -haven't you ever been told
How beautiful you are in flawless russian?
Get used to it.
Yeah. I probably won't.
-嘿 谢尔顿 -嘿
Still not talking to me,huh?
Don't take it personally,it's his pathology.
He can't talk to women.
He can't talk to atractive woman,or in your case,
A cheesecake-scented goddess.
So there's gonna be some furniture delivered?
Yeah. If it gets here and I'm not here,could you sign
And have them put it in my apartment?
太好了 这是备用钥匙 谢谢
Great. here's my spare key. thank you.
If you don't have any other plans,do you want to join us
For thai food and a superman movie marathon?
A marathon? how many superman movies are there?
I do like the one where lois lane falls from the helicopter
And superman swooshes down and catches her. which one was that?
You realize that scene was rife with scientific inaccuracy.
是的 我知道 人不能飞
Yes,I know,men can't fly.
不 不 假设人能飞
No. let's assume that they can.
Lois lane is falling,
Accelerating at an initial rate of 32 feet per second per second.
Superman swoops down to save her by reaching out two arms of steel.
Miss lane,who is now traveling At approximately 120 miles an hour
Hits them and is immediately sliced into three equal pieces.
Unless superman matches her speed and decelerates.
还有时间吗 先生 她离地面两尺高
In what space,sir? she's two feet above the ground.
Frankly,if he really loved her,he'd let her hit the pavement.
It'd be a more merciful death.
Excuse me,your entire argument is predicated on the assumption
That superman's flight is a feat of strength.
Are you listening to yourself? it is well established
That his flight is a feat of strength.
It is an extension of his ability to leap tall buildings,
An ability he derives from exposure to earth's yellow sun.
And how does he fly at night?
A combination of the moon's solar reflection
And the energy-storage capacity of kryptonian skin cells.
I'm just gonna go wash up.
I have 2,600 comic books in there. I challenge you
To find a single reference to kryptonian skin cells.
We're locked out.
Also,the pretty girl left.
ok.Her apartment's on the fourth floor but the elevator's broken,so...
你就那么走了? 好的 谢谢
You're just gonna be done? okay. cool. thanks
We'll just bring it up ourselves.
I hardly think so.