On the other hand, some physicists are concerned
That if this supercollider actually works,
It'll create a black hole and swallow up the earth,
Ending life as we know it.
Pfft, what a bunch of crybabies.
No guts, no glory, man.
Hey, check it out.
The school of pharmacology is looking for volunteers.
"we are testing a new medication "for social anxiety, panic attacks,
Agoraphobia and obsessive compulsive disorder."
Why would they be looking for test subjects here?
I don't know, raj.
Maybe the comic book store doesn't have a bulletin board.
What's going on?
嘘 嘘 谢尔顿办公室有个靓妹
Shh, shh, hot girl in sheldon's office.
Is she lost?
I don't think so.
I followed her here from the parking lot.
Maybe she's his lawyer.
Well, she's free to examine my briefs.
-霍华德 -我知道 我很恶心
Howard. I know, I'm disgusting.
I should be punished... by her.
Oh, look, I did it again.
That should do it.
Thank you for coming by.
Oh, hey, buddy...
Sorry I'm late.
I'm working on a project that may take me up on the next space shuttle.
How can you be late?
I wasn't expecting you at all.
Nobody ever expects me.
Sometimes you just look and...
Bam! howard wolowitz.
Sheldon, are you gonna introduce us?
Oh, all right. uh, this is missy.
米茜 这是里奥纳德和拉杰 你已经见过霍华德了
Missy, this is leonard and rajesh, and you've already met howard.
It's nice to meet you.
你也是 也 也是
You, too, as well, also.
So, how do you two know each other?
Oh, he once spent nine months with my legs wrapped around his head.
She's my twin sister.
她以为自己很风趣 但说实话 我从来看不出
She thinks she's funny, but frankly, I've never been able to see it.
That's because you have no measurable sense of humor, shelly.
How exactly would one measure a sense of humor?
Well, I think you're delightfully droll.
-当然 就像法语中 "你真有趣" -看我记不记得住
Ooor, as the french say, tres drole. okay, so let me see if I got this.
里奥纳德 霍华德 还有...
Leonard, howard and...
I'm sorry, what was your name again?
那么 米茜 你为什么从德州跑到这来?
So, missy, what brings you all the way from texas?