Was it perhaps destiny? I think it was destiny.
My friend's s getting married at disneyland tomorrow night.
Destiny, thy name is anaheim.
And I had to drop off some papers for shelly to sign for my dad's estate.
The papers could've been mailed.
Mom just sent you here to spy on me, didn't she?
I guess that's why they call you a genius.
They call me a genius because I'm a genius.
Tell mom that I currently weigh 165 pounds
And that I'm having regular bowel movements.
Enjoy the wedding. good-bye.
If the wedding's not until tomorrow, why don't you stay with us tonight?
Oh, I don't think so.
Shelly doesn't like company.
Even as a little boy,
He'd send his imaginary friends home at the end of the day.
They were not friends.
They were imaginary colleagues.
Look, you're here.
We have plenty of room.
No, we don't.
别这样 谢利 她是家人啊
Come on, shelly. she's family.
So what, I don't issue invitations to your mother.
Well, it would be nice not to have to drive to anaheim in rush hour.
And don't ever call me shelly.
So it's settled. You'll stay with us.
Yeah, I'll walk you to your car.
你车停在3区 c层 没错吧
You're in structure 3, level c, right?
What just happened?
We're eight years old and sheldon converts my
Easy bake oven to some kind of high-powered furnace.
I needed a place to fire ceramic
Semiconductor substrates for homemade integrated circuits.
He was trying to build some sort of
Armed robot to keep me out of his room.
Made necessary by her insistence on going into my room.
Anyway, I go to make those little corn muffins they give you.
There's a big flash.
Next thing you know my eyebrows are gone.
Not your eyebrows.
I had to go through the entire second
Grade with crooked eyebrows my mom drew on.
Is that what that was?
I just assumed that the second grade
Curriculum had rendered you quizzical.
Hey, leonard, you left your underwear in the dryer downstairs.
Those are not mine.
They have your little name label in them.
Yeah... no, I do... i...
I use those, uh, just to polish up my spearfishing equipment.
When I'm not crossbow hunting, I spearfish.
潘妮 这是谢尔顿的孪生妹妹 米茜
Uh, penny, this is sheldon's twin sister, missy.
-米茜 这是我们的邻居潘妮 -你们看起来长得不像啊
Missy, this is our neighbor penny. don't look that much alike.
Can I get a hallelujah?
Fraternal twins come from two separate eggs.
They are no more alike than any other siblings.
Hey, guess what.
I've been accepted as a test subject for a
New miracle drug to overcome pathological shyness.
Oh, good for you, raj.
是 我有希望了 你好 米茜
Yes, I'm very hopeful. hello, missy.
They mentioned there may be side effects.
So, missy, have you ever met a man from the exotic subcontinent of india?
Well, there's dr. patel at our church.
没错 帕特尔 他人不错
Ah, yes, patel-- good man.
Do you like motorcycles?
'cause I ride a hog.
You have a two-cylinder scooter with a basket in the front.
You still have to wear a helmet.
Have you ever heard of the kama sutra?
The sex book.
The indian sex book.
In other words, if you "wonder, wonder who wrote the book of love,
" it was us.
So, sheldon's sister is pretty cute, huh?
I wasn't staring.
I didn't say you were. I just said she was cute.
Oh, eh... maybe, if you like women who are tall...
Sheldon, why are you ignoring your sister?
I'm not ignoring my sister. I'm ignoring all of you.
I brought snacks!
Oh, my, gherkins and...
Onion dip. it's onion dip.
We don't entertain much.
Do you enjoy pajamas?
Yeah, we indians invented them.
Yeah, well, my people invented circumcision.
Missy, I'm gonna go get my nails done.
Do you want to come?
太好了 我去 谢谢你
God, yes. thanks.
-大伙再见 -再见 米茜
Bye, guys. bye, missy.
-米茜 再见 -再见 里奥纳德
Bye, missy, see you. good-bye, leonard.
Oh, yeah, no, uh, bye, penny.
Okay, you two have to back off.
我♥干吗要闪开 你闪开 伙计
Why should I back off? you back off, dude.
不好意思 这是我的房子 她是我室友的妹妹
Excuse me, this is my apartment, and she's my roommate's sister.
So what? you've already got penny!
How do I have penny?
In what universe do I have penny?
So I can have penny?
Excuse me. can I interject something?
I'm ordering pizza online.
Is everyone okay with pepperoni?
Sheldon, can I talk to you in private?
Don't worry. I was going to order you cheese-less.
Thank you. it's okay.
Lactose intolerance is nothing to be embarrassed about.
I'm a fancy indian man.
We invented pajamas.
Hey, look at me. I don't have a foreskin.
Are you aware that your sister is an incredibly attractive woman?
She certainly has the symmetry and low
Body fat that western culture deems desirable.
It's noteworthy, at other points in history,