Heavier women were the standard for
Beauty because their girth suggested affluence.
That's fascinating, but...
I didn't say it was fascinating. I said it was noteworthy.
All right... noted.
But my point is that koothrappali and wolowitz,
They're hitting on your sister.
You know, I don't want to criticize your rhetorical style,
But we'd be a lot further along in this
Conversation if you'd begun with that thought.
That's great, but my...
What I'm saying is that we took quite an Unnecessary detour
from what I now understand to be your thesis.
You have to do something about it.
Because she's your sister.
I don't understand.
Yes, we shared a uterus for nine months,
But since then we've pretty much gone our own separate ways.
Okay, uh, consider this...
With your father gone,
It is your responsibility to make sure that missy chooses a suitable mate.
I hadn't considered that.
We do share dna. uh-huh.
So there is the possibility, however remote,
That resting in her loins is the potential
For another individual as remarkable as myself.
And you owe it to yourself and to posterity to protect
The genetic integrity of your sister's future offspring.
If someone wants to get at missy's fallopian tubes,
They'll have to go through me.
I am shiva the destroyer!
I will have the woman.
I'm warning you I was judo champion at math camp.
All right, now that's enough juvenile squabbling.
You stop it.
Stop it, I say!
I'm going to settle this right now.
Neither of you are good enough for my sister.
Who are you to decide that?
He's the man of his family.
You have to respect his wishes.
-顺便说一句 你也出局了 -你说什么?
You're out, too, by the way. say what?
It's nothing personal.
I'd just prefer if my future niece or nephew
Didn't become flatulent every time they ate an eskimo pie.
What are you so happy about?
I'm not happy.
It's the medication. I can't stop smiling.
That leonard's made me aware of how high the genetic stakes are,
We have to face the fact that none
Of you are suitable mates for my sister.
Wait a minute.
Leonard made you aware of that?
We all make mistakes. let's move on.
Excuse me, but I think you're missing a big opportunity here.
Everybody knows genetic diversity produces the strongest offspring.
Why not put a little mocha in the family latte?
In principle, you have a point.
But as a practical matter,
Need I remind you that it takes experimental
Pharmaceuticals to simply enable you to speak to the opposite sex.
I think you're focusing entirely too much on the drugs.
Is it 'cause I'm jewish?
'cause I'd kill my rabbi with a pork chop to be with your sister.
This has nothing to do with religion.
This has to do with the fact that you're a tiny,
Tiny man who still lives with his mother.
Sheldon, you are really being unreasonable.
来 吃了这片芝士能不放屁 你就可以和我妹上床
Here, eat this cheese without farting and you can sleep with my sister.
Shelly, can I speak to you for a minute?
Why does everyone suddenly want to talk to me alone?
Usually nobody wants to be alone with me.
We all make mistakes. let's move on.
Okay, I'm not even going to ask why you're pimping me out for cheese.
But since when do you care at all about who I sleep with?
Well, truthfully, I've never given it any thought,
But it has been pointed out to me that you carry dna of great potential.
What on earth are you talking about?
Let me explain.
You see, I'm a superior genetic mutation, uh,
An improvement on the existing mediocre stock.
And what do you mean, "mediocre stock"?
That would be you.
But residing within you, is the potential for another me.
一个可能更高 更聪明 雀斑更少的 谢尔顿2.0
Perhaps even taller, smarter, and less prone to freckling, a sheldon 2.0,
if you will.
I am not saying that I should be the sole decider of who you mate with.
If you're not attracted to the suitor,
Then the likelihood of conception will be reduced.
You have got to be kidding me.
Not at all.
Frequent coitus dramatically increases the odds of fertilization.
好了 谢利 坐下
Okay, shelly, sit down.
Now I've lived my whole life dealing with the fact that my twin
Brother is, as mom puts it, "one of god's special, little people."
I always thought I was more like a cuckoo bird.
A superior creature whose egg is placed in the nest of ordinary birds.
Of course, the newly hatched cuckoo eats all the food,
Leaving the ordinary siblings to starve to death.
Luckily for you, that's where the metaphor ended.
I thought it ended at "cuckoo."
You listen to me.
If you want to start acting like a brother who cares about me,
Bring it on.
But you try one time to tell me who I should be sleeping with,
And you and I are going to go round and
Round the way we did when we were little.
I have an alternate proposal. go on.
You donate eggs.
We will place them in cryogenic storage.
I will find an appropriate sperm donor for your eggs,
Have them fertilized and implanted in you.
That way, everybody wins.