Just do it.
It's a non-optional...
Oh. fair enough.
He came with a manual.
Question-- how am I going to get leonard
a present before the party?
I don't drive and the only things available within
Walking distance are a thai restaurant and a gas station.
I suppose I could wrap up an order of
Mee krob and a couple of lottery scratchers.
Okay let's do this-- I will drive sheldon to get a present.
And howard, you need to get rid of leonard for about two hours.
And then, raj, you bring the stuff
across the hall and start setting up.
What if guests show up?
What if they're women?
Stare at them and make them feel uncomfortable.
How's it goin'?
So listen, the nuart is showing the revised,
Definitive cut of blade runner.
No, you've seen the 25th anniversary final cut.
This one has eight seconds of previously unseen footage.
They say it completely changes the tone of the film.
Afterwards, there's a q & a with harrison ford's body double.
Look, I'm in the halo battle of my life here.
There's this kid in copenhagen-- he has no immune system,
So all he does is sit in his bubble and play halo 24-seven.
Can't you play him some other time?
Not if you believe his doctors.
Oh, my god, do you smell gas?
You know, they have dvds over there.
Yes, but they have dvd burners over here.
leonard needs a dvd burner.
Sheldon, a gift shouldn't be something someone needs,
It should be something fun.
You know, something they wouldn't buy for themself.
You mean like a sweater?
It's a fun sweater.
It's got a bold geometric print.
Is it the geometry that makes it fun? okay...
The point is one of the ways we show we care about people is
By putting thought and imagination into the gifts we give them.
Okay, I see.
So, not a dvd burner exactly.
Something he wouldn't buy for himself.
Something fun. something like...
An 802-11n wireless router!
Here you go, copenhagen boy.
How about a taste of hans christian hand grenade?
Oh, that could not feel good.
Come on, come...
Oh, you clever...
Come on. come on.
What's the matter?
This granola bar, it has peanuts in it!
Oh, my god. why did you eat it?
I don't know. It was just there.
if I had a gun there, would you have shot yourself?
Don't yell at me!
I've got to go to the emergency room!
-现在? -不 等到我的舌头肿得像胸部一样!
Now?! no, after my tongue has swollen to the size of a brisket!
All right, uh, just let me get my keys.
上帝啊 上帝啊 上帝啊
Oh, god, oh, god, oh, god!
The laundry is out of the hamper.
好 谢尔顿 那应该是什么?
Okay, sheldon, what was it supposed to be?
Fine. it's out of the washer!
I'll call you when it's in the dryer.
All right, let's go.
What do you think?
Um, that one.
Because of the two additional ethernet ports?
Sure.He doesn't need them.
He's already got a six-port ethernet switch.
Oh, okay, then this one.
Why? I don't know.
The man on the box looks so happy.
penny, if I'm going to buy leonard a gift,
I'm going to do it right.
I refuse to let him experience the same childhood trauma I did.
我知道我可能会后悔了 不过 什么创伤?
I know I'm gonna regret this, but what trauma?
On my 12th birthday,
I really wanted a titanium centrifuge
so, you know, I could separate radioactive isotopes.
Instead of a titanium centrifuge, my parents bought me...
Wow, this is hard.
They got me a motorized dirt bike.
What 12-year-old boy wants a motorized dirt bike?
All of them?
Okay, so we're getting this one?
Yeah, I suppose.
All right, let's go.
Do you know anything about this stuff?
I know everything about this stuff.
I have my own whwholesale flower business
and I want to hook up my computer in the front entrance
with the one in my refrigerated warehouse.
这个 看 我们就买的这个
Here, buy this one. Look, it's the one we're getting.
See? happy guy.
不 不 不 她不需要那个
No, no, no, she doesn't want that.
She needs a point-to-point peer network with a range extender.
Which hard drive do I want-- firewire or usb?
It depends on what bus you have available.
I drive a chevy cavalier.
Oh, dear lord.
-谢尔顿 我们该走了 -现在不行 潘妮
Sheldon, we have to go. not now, penny.
This poor man needs me.
You, hold on. I'll be right with you.
What computer do you have?
And please don't say "a white one."
Fill this out. have a seat.