We're throwing my friend a surprise party and I'm
Supposed to keep him out of his apartment for two hours.
Uh-huh. fill this out and have a seat.
The only way I could get him to leave was to tell
Him I ate a peanut because I'm allergic to peanuts.
Oh. well, in that case, fill this out and have a seat.
All I need from you is to take me in the back, give me a band-aid and
So I can pretend I had a shot of epinephrine
And then you tell my friend you need to keep me
under observation for about an hour, hour and a half.
Is that all you need?
Yes. get out of my er.
No, you don't understand.
Oh, I understand, but unfortunately,
This hospalal is not equipped to treat stupid.
Okay, I get it.
I know how the world works.
How about if I were to introduce to you to the man who freed your people?
Unless my people were freed by benjamin franklin
And his five twin brothers, you are wasting your time.
Hey, sorry, I couldn't find a parking spot.
-How are you doing? -bad, very bad.
Really? you don't look like you're swelling up at all.
Maybe we should just pick up some benadryl at the drugstore and go home.
We can't go home. why not?
-水 我要水 -我马上拿来
Water! need water! I'll be right back.
penny, listen, I've got a problem.
Yeah, well, so do i.
Look, you gotta stall leonard a little longer.
I don't think I can.
You have to. we all have to be there at the same time to yell surprise.
Okay, you have to understand something.
We're in a hospital right now.
Why? is leonard okay?
Leonard's fine. I'm fine.
Thanks for asking, by the way.
Okay, I don't need your attitude.
Listen, just hold him there a little longer.
Look, I've done my best,
But he wants to go home and I don't know how to stop him.
Ok, , how about this?
You keep him there a little longer, and when you get to the party,
I'll point out which of my friends are easy?
Don't toy with me, woman.
I got a hot former fat girl with no self-esteem,
I got a girl who punishes her father by sleeping around and
Alcoholi who's two tequila shots
Away from letting you wear her like a hat.
Thy will be done.
I'm doing this for you, little buddy.
Okay, we don't have that in stock...
But I can special-order it for you.
抱歉 先生 你不是工作人员
Excuse me, sir. you don't work here.
是 当然 但这里没工作人员
Yes, well, apparently, neither does anyone else.
-谢尔顿 我们得走了 -为什么
Sheldon, we have to go why?
Well, for one thing, we're late for leonard's birthday party,
And for another, I told him to call security.
By the way, a six-year-old could hack your cocomputer system.
"1234" is not a secure password.
Excusee-e-- my friend is having an allergic reaction to peanuts.
No, he's not.
Yes, he is.
先生 是这样 我们很忙 而且...
Look, sir, we are very busy here, and i...
Please help me!
Cocode four! I need a gurney!
Right away! right away!
Say what you will about the healthcare system in this country,
But when they're afraid of lawsuits, they sure test everything.
I really don't think the colonoopopy was necessary.
You know, before you got all swollen up,
I actually thought you were trying to keep me out of
The apartment so you could throw me a surprise party.
Oh, right, it's your birthday.
I had no idea it was your birthday.
I completely forgot.
Wow, what a lousy way to spend a birthday.
Well, it's all over now.
There is a party, isn't there?
Are you mad?
How could I be mad??
You actually risked your life because you care about me.
-当然 就是因为这个 -好吧
Yeah, that's why I did it all right.
Here we go.
My first birthday party.
Dude, everybody left an hour ago.
Okay, leonard, here I am on your birthday party.
I don't know where you are, dude, but it's really kick-ass!
Everyone is very, very drunk and...
Oh, and look, there's a girl taking her shirt off!
That's my friend carol.
Remind me-- I gotta introduce her to howard.
Oh, sweet krishna, shake that rupee maker!
I'm so sorry you didn't get your party.
Oh, it's okay.
Well, happy birthday, anyways.
Hey, Penny, wh...when is your birthday?