Previously on The Big Bang Theory...
Well, there was this girl.
What did you do?
Really, it was just kissing.
So, we're still getting married?
Because we love each other.
And it's the happiest day of our life.
Don't push it.
I need some time to take a step back
and reevaluate our situation.
...you're an expert on rings.
What do I do with this one?
So, what package are you thinking?
Mm, this one comes with music and flowers.
Oh, they even stream the whole thing live on the Internet.
Why would we want that?
'Cause there's a lot of gorgeous blondes out there
who don't believe they can land a short, nearsighted scientist.
Let's give them hope.
Whatever. Put us on the Internet.
I've always wanted a wedding with a comment section.
I-If you're not into this, we can do it another time.
不 不 我想结婚
No. No, I want to.
Look, we've put this off long enough.
Let's do it.
That's exactly what you said the first time we slept together.
Oh, excuse me.
Leonard, have you gotten married yet?
-那就好 别结 -为什么不行
- Good. Don't do it! - Why not?
Some important new information has come to light.
Women are the worst.
I thought it was paper cuts, but I was wrong.
No piece of paper ever cut me this deep.
What happened now?
Amy has ended our relationship.
Oh, no. Seriously?
What's going on?
Amy broke up with Sheldon.
Is Penny crying?
No, of course not.
They thrive on our suffering.
Buddy, I-I'm so sorry.
Is there anything I can do?
Yes. If I ever talk about going out with a girl again,
roll your eyes at me
like I do to you when you say dumb things.
Sheldon, uh, o-okay,
just because you're going through this with Amy
doesn't mean that all women are bad.
Hey, I just heard about you and Sheldon. Are you okay?
Can you come over?
Uh, actually I'm in Vegas.
Leonard and I are about to get married.
You're getting married and you didn't invite me?
Well, it was kind of a spur-of-the-moment thing.
Hope I can catch the bouquet from here.
Amy, don't be like that.
Why did I just hear Amy's name?
Penny's on the phone with her.
Did she say anything about me?
Never mind. I don't care.
Well, if you care, you can find out and tell me.
Just don't be shocked when you find out that I don't care.
Okay, will you relax?
You're not missing anything special.
Look, it's gonna be a great wedding.
Look at you in your little suit.
Amy's upset? Is it about me?
No, I think it's because we're eloping.
Your marriage is causing her pain?
Yeah, great, I take it back.
Go ahead and do it. Yay for love!
What are you doing here?
When last we spoke, you said you needed time.
Well, it's only been 11 hours.
The Lord of the Rings trilogy was nearly 11 hours.
I made you watch that, you said it was an eternity.
Sheldon, when I'm ready to talk, I'll let you know.
You seem to be headed somewhere.
May I walk with you?
Boy, I'm glad we're going out again.
We're not back together.
Is there someone else?
Just couldn't wait for that first notch
on your bedpost, could you?
If you must know,
I'm going to Howard and Bernadette's
to watch the wedding.
And who's this guy you're taking?
There's no guy!
Oh, you're going to a wedding alone?
I'm not gonna be alone.
I'll be with my friends.
Well, I think you mean my friends.
And why wasn't I invited to this?
Maybe because the two of us being there
would make them feel awkward.
We make everyone feel awkward.
That's our thing!
They're running a little behind.
- Should be pretty soon. - Okay.
Hey, if you're hungry, there's a breakfast buffet
at the strip club next door.
Thanks, but I don't like glitter on my scrambled eggs.
I don't think the strippers prepare the meal, but okay.
Look, it-it's not how I pictured it either,
but I'm still glad we're doing it.
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