Wo de zing shi sheldon.
Wo de ming zi shi sheldon.
Wo de ming zi shi sheldon.
That's what you did.
I assumed, as in a number of languages,
That the gesture was part of the phrase.
Well, it's not.
我又怎么知道? 作为老师 你有义务
How am I supposed to know that? as the teacher, it's your obligation
To separate your personal idiosyncrasies from the subject matter.
You know, I'm really glad you decided to learn mandarin.
-why? -once you're fluent,
You'll have a billion more people to annoy instead of me.
Mei du lui zi.
You just called leonard a syphilitic donkey.
I'm only as good as my teacher.
Why are you learning chinese?
I believe the szechuan palace has been passing off
Orange chicken as tangerine chicken and I intend to confront them.
If I were you, I'd be more concerned
About what they are passing off as chicken.
-i need to use your window. -sure, go ahead.
Hey, jerk face, you forgot your ipod!
-what's going on? -i'll tell you what's going on.
That stupid self-centered bastar wrote about our sex life in his blog.
Drop dead, you stupid self-centered bastard!
Okay, where were we?
Not now, I have a blog to find.
天才也性感 第一季 第17集 (本季完)
The Big Bang Theory S01E17 (Finale)
Penny, are you okay?
我很好 里奥纳德 你走吧
I'm fine, leonard. just go away!
I understand that breaking up with someone can be very painful...
-给我走! -好吧 开心点 再见
-go away! -okay, feel better! bye!
She doesn't want to talk.
Not surprising. penny's emotional response is originated
In the primitive portion of the brain, known as the amygdala.
While speech is centered in the
Much more recently developed neo-cortex.
The former can easily overpower the latter,
Giving scientific credence to
The notion of being "rendered speechless."
Or maybe she just doesn't want to talk.
Look, I found an ipod!
It's smashed beyond repair. what are you gonna do with it?
What else? sell it on ebay as "slightly used."
It was penny's boyfriend's, they broke up.
Apparently, he posted intimate details of their physical relationship
On his blog which I cannot find anywhere.
I'm gonna go back and try talking to her again.
Good idea, sit with her.
Hold her, comfort her.
And if the moment feels right,
See if you can cop a feel.
I'm not going to do that, howard.
I'm not aware of a new social
Convention that requires you to intervene at all.
What about damsel in distress?
Twelfth century code of chivalry? not exactly current.
You'd also have to be knighted for that to apply.
我才不管 她很难过 我要过去
I don't care. she's upset, I'm going over there.
Remember to sit on your hands a bit, so they're warm.
I'm her friend.
I'm not going to take advantage of her vulnerability.
So you're saying, if in the depths of despair,
She throws herself at you and demands you take her,
Right there, right now, you'll just walk away?
I said I'm her friend, not her gay friend.
Listen, I know you said you didn't want to talk...
-i don't. -sorry.
-等等 -等等? 你说"等等"?
-wait! -wait? did you say "wait"?
Tell me the truth.
Am I just an idiot who picks giant losers?
So I pick good guys but turn them into losers.
of course not.
It's gotta be one or the other. which is it?
I'm sorry, what were the choices again?
I really thought mike was different.
I thought he was...
Sensitive and smart,
I mean, not you smart, normal non-freaky smart.
是 是 当然
Yeah, no, sure.
And then he just goes and has to humiliate me
By writing about me on his blog so the entire world can read it.
I tell you, it's not all that easy to find.
真的? 跟我要好的同事看到了 我姐姐看到了
Really? my friends at work found it, my sister found it.
Judging by my email, a number of prisoners
At the michigan state penitentiary found it.
What exactly did this guy write?
Not that I need to know the details of your sex life. I just thought...
No, you know what?
你可以去看 所有人都看了 去吧
You might as well read it. everybody else has. go ahead.
Oh, god, I just feel so betrayed and embarrassed!
I just want to crawl into a hole and die!
Okay. well, you know, this isn't that bad.
It just paints the picture
Of a very affectionate woman,
Who's open to expressing her affection
In non-traditional locales.
Out of curiosity,
Is this "subway" the transportation system
Or subway the sandwich shop?
Doesn't that violate the health code?
No, at the sub shop we were only making out.
But my point is that
You have absolutely no reason to be embarrassed.
Really? do you think I overreacted?
-可能有一点 -我确实经常这样 我是个容易过激的人
-maybe a little. -because I do that. I do overreact.
Maybe I should call mike and apologize.
That would be under-reacting.
He did break the implied confidentiality of the bedroom.
在你的橱里 电梯 公园 还有在快餐店
And in your case, the elevator, parks and fast food franchise.
You're right. I should just say "i am done with him."
对 你就该这么说 说吧
Yes, you should. go ahead, say it.
But I never gave the man a chance to explain.
What is there to explain?
It's all right here.
No, you were right the first time.
This is a man who loves me, but in his own stupid way,
Which is trying to sw w people how he feels.
I'm pretty sure I never said that.
No, you did better than that.
You helped me see it on my own.
Oh, good for me.
Where are you going?
I'm going over to mike's.
Leonard, thank you so much.
Huh, maybe I am her gay friend.
Howard, I'm going to nd d another mandarin lesson.
I obviously didn't make
My point with those people.
For god's sake, sheldon,
If you don't like the ngngerine chicken,
Don't order the tangerine chicken.
I like tangerine chicken,
I'm just not getting tangerine chicken.