Can we please change the subject?
Ll us again how you screwed up
And got penny back together witherer old boyfriend.
Just roll the dice.
"enslaved by warlocks.
只有掷出二 四 六才可以离开"
Stay here until you roll two, four or six."
She was mad at him!
She was done with him!
E e relationship was broken beyond repair,
And I walked over there, and I fixed it.
Boy, that story gets better every time you hear ..
Actually, I thought the first two renditions
Were far more compelling.
Previously, I felt sympathy for the leonard character,
Now I just find him to be whiny and annoying.
Eat your tangerine chicken.
I'd love to, but I don' have tangerine chicken.
Thank you so much for your stupid advice!
You managed to screw up the screw-up.
I'm sorry I yelled at you.
It's not your fault.
Well, I went over to mike's to make up with him.
是 不用说 我知道这部分
Yeah. no, I know that part.
But he had already moved on.
Already? that was quick.
That's what I said to the woman
Who had her legs wrapped around his neck!
Oh, penny, I am so sorry.
How could he do that?!
Well, you know, you did throw an 80-gig ipod...
Yeah, no, how could he do that?
I swear to god I am done with guys like that.
那种身材好 发型帅 有钱的男人
You know, macho with the perfect body and the hair and the money.
Yeah, that must get old quick.
You know, just once
I would like to go out with someone
Who is nice and honest and who actually cares about me.
What about me?
What about you what?
What about if you went out with me?
Are you asking me out?
Um, yes, I am...
Asking you out.
I was just going off your comment about the nice guy...
No, I know, I got that. you know, and honest.
So, but... it's no big deal.
Yes, I will go out with you.
I mean, what do I have to lose?
That's the spirit.
Show me your citrus peels.
Gay wo k n ni de jud zi pee.
Show me your citrus peels.
Gay wo kan ni de jud zi pee.
Show me your... sheldon?
Ai yah!xia si wo le
Look, do you have a second?
A second what, pair of underwear?
I was just wondering if I could talk to you.
It's about leonard.
Why not koothrappali or wolowitz?
Well, raj can't talk to me unless he's drunk,
而沃尔维茨 你知道的 他令人恶心
And wolowitz is, you know, disgusting.
Yes, I suppose he is
All I'm saying is, you know leordrd the best.
I'm often surprised
By my lack of familiarity with leonard.
Just the other day I discovered
He not only has a loofah,
He hides it.
Why do you suppose a man would be ashamed of having a loofah?
I, myself, prefer to have my excess epithelial cells
Slough off naturally, but I d't condemn
Those who seek to accelerate the process.
...and until recently I had no idea
That despite his lactose intolerance,
He can tolerate small amounts of non-fat ice cream
Without producing a noxious gas that I maintain,
In the right concentration, could be weaponize
Leonard might come home.
Can we talk in my apartment?
We're not done?
Eh, why not?
We're already through the looking glass anyway.
Okay, so here's the thing...
I guess you're aware that leonard asked me out.
Well, he didn't actually say anything,
But when he came back to the apartment
He was doing a dance that brought to mind
The happy hippos in fantasia.
Oh, that's nice.
Anyhow, the thing I wanted to talk to you about
Is, you know, since leonard and I have become friends...
I was just...
You want to sit down?
Oh, I wish it were that simple.
See, I don't spend much time here,
And so I've never really chosen a place to sit.
There are a number of options, and...
I'm really not familiar enough with the cushion densities,
Air flow patterns and dispersion of sunlight
To make an informed choice.
All right.why don't you just pick one at random
And if you don't like it you can sit somewhere else next time.
不 不 那样太疯狂了
No, no. that's crazy.
You go ahead and talk while I figure it out.
Um, here's the thing.
So I've known for a while now
That leonard has had
A little crush on me...
A little crush?
Well, I suppose so--in the same way menelaus
Had a "little crush" on helen of troy.
好吧 我不知道这些人是谁 但...
All right, yeah, I don't really know who they are, but...