Well,we don't have a dolly,
Or lifting belts or any measurable upper-body strength.
We don't need strength--we're physicists.
We are the intellectual descendants of archimedes.
Give me a fulcrum and a lever and I can move the earth.
只需要... 我弄不动 我弄不动
It's just a matter of... I don't have this.
Archimedes would be so proud.
Do you have any ideas?
Yes,but they all involve a green lantern and a power ring.
Now we've got an inclined plane. the force required to lift
Is reduced by the sine of the angle of the stairs,
Call it 30 degrees,so,about half.
看 动了 很简单
See,it's moving,this is easy.
It's all in the math.
-what's your formula for the corner? -what?
Just come up here,help me pull and turn.
Ah,gravity,thou art a heartless bitch.
You do understand that our efforts here will in no way increase the odds
Of you having sexual congress with this woman.
Men do things for women without expecting sex.
Those would be men who just had sex.
I'm doing this to be a good neighbor.
In any case,there's no way it could lower the odds.
-快到了 -没 还没有
-almost there. -no,we're not.
没 还没有 没 还没有
-i'm sorry. -no,we're not!
Watch your fingers.
-你还好吗 -不好 她...
-you okay? -no,her...
Great caesar's ghost,look at this place.
So penny's a little messy.
A little messy?
The mandelbrot set of complex numbers is a little messy.
This is chaos.
Explain to me an organizational system
Where a tray of flatware on a couch is valid.
I'm just inferring this is a couch
Because the evidence suggests the coffee table
Is having a tiny garage sale.
Did it ever occur to you that not everyone has
The compulsive need to sort,organize and label
The entire world around them?
Hard as it may be for you to believe,
Most people don't sort their breakfast cereal numerically by fiber Content.
Excuse me,but I think we've both found that helpful at times.
-快点 该走了 -等等
-come on,we should go. -hang on.
-what are you doing? -i'm straightening up.
This is not your home.
这谁的家都不是 这是一团乱熵(熵越大 系统越无序)
This is not anyone's home. this is a swirling vortex of entropy.
When the transvestite lived here,you didn't care how he kept the place.
Because it was immaculate.
I mean,you opened that man's closet,
It was left to right evening gowns,
Cocktail dresses,then his police uniforms.
What were you doing in his closet?
I helped him run some cable for a web cam.
-好啊 两位 -好啊 潘妮
Hey guys. Hey penny
家具到了 我们刚运上来 刚刚
This just arrived,we just brought this up... just now.
Great. was it hard getting it up the stairs?
Well,we'll get out of your hair.
Okay,great. thank you again.
I just want you to know that you don't have to live like this.
I'm here for you.
What's he talking about?
-it's a joke. -i don't get it.
Yeah,he didn't tell it right.
Are you insane?
You can't just break into a woman's apartment
In the middle of the night and clean.
I had no choice. I couldn't sleep knowing
That just outside my bedroom was our living room,
And just outside our living room was that hallway,
And immediately adjacent to the hallway was... this.
Do you realize that if penny wakes up,
There is no reasonable explanation as to why we're here.
I just gave you a reasonable explanation.
没 没 你只是给了个解释
No,no,you gave me an explanation.
Its reasonableness will be determined by a jury of your peers.
Don't be ridiculous. I have no peers.
We have to get out of here.
You might want to speak in a lower register.
Evolution has made women sensitive
To high-pitched noises while they sleep
So that they'll be roused by a crying baby.
If you want to avoid waking her,
Speak in a lower register.
I accept your premise. now,please,let's go.
I'm not leaving until I'm done.
If you have time to lean,you have time to clean.
Oh,what the hell.
I have to say I slept splendidly.
Granted,not long,but just deeply and well.
I'm not surprised.
A well-known folk cure for insomnia
Is to break in your neighbor's apartment and clean.
Granted,my methods may have been somewhat unorthodox,
But I think the end result will be a measurable enhancement
-to penny's quality of life -you've convinced me.
Maybe tonight we should sneak in and shampoo her carpet.
-you don't think that crosses a line? -yes.
For god's sake,