Worst. renaissance. fair. ever.
Please let it go, sheldon.
It was rife with historical inaccuracies.
For example, the tavern girl serving flagons of mead.
Her costume was obviously germanic.
But in 1487, the bavarian purity laws,
Severely limited the availability of mead.
At best, they would have had some sort of spiced wine.
Well here is another nit for you.The flagons
Would not have been made of polypropylene.
Renaissance fairs aren't about historical accuracy.
They're about taking chubby girls who work at kinko's
And lacing them up in corsets so tight
Their bosom jumps out and says, "howdy."
Bosoms would not have said "howdy" in the 15th century.
如果要说的话 也只能是 万岁
If anything, they would've said, "huzzah."
I don't care what the bosoms say, sheldon.
I just want to be part of the conversation.
Looks like you've been to the renaissance fair...
More of a medieval, slash, age of enlightenment,
Slash, any-excuse- to-wear-a-codpiece fair.
Okay, fine, whatever.
伙计们 这是我的朋友 埃里克
You guys, this is my friend eric.
So, yeah, good to see you.
It's good to see you, too.
We should probably go.
I like your hat.
Thanks, my mom made it.
Penny with a new guy, tres awkward.
It wasn't awkward.
It wasn't fun.
Besides, what's the big deal?
我们约会过 然后不约会了 事情已经过去了
We dated, we stopped dating, and now we're both moving on.
By moving on,
Do you mean she's going out with other men
And you spent the afternoon
Making 15th-century soap with wolowitz?
That was not 15th century soap.
My god, those people need to learn
You can't just put "ye olde" in front of anything you want
And expect to get away with it.
Can we please just go in?
My chain mail's stuck in my underwear.
You're wearing modern underwear?
Why, what are you wearing?
I fashioned historically accurate undergarments
Out of linen.
You went out and bought linen?
Don't be silly-- I borrowed one of your pillowcases.
You know what,I'm happy that Penny's moving on.
It gives me the freedom to move on myself.
Are you saying that you've been holding back?
Out of respect.
So, how do you explain the ten years before penny?
Who were you respecting then?
Well, I've dated plenty of women.
There was joyce kim...
Notify the editors of the oxford english dictionary.
The word "plenty" has been redefined to mean "two."
What about that girl last year at comic-con?
What happens in costume at comic-con
Stays at comic-con.
You're only saying that
Because of what happened to you.
What happened to you?
Nothing happened to me.
It wasn't your fault, raj.
He was dressed as a green orion slave girl.
How did we get on me?!
We were mocking leonard for not moving on.
Dude, you have totally not moved on.
Yes, I have.
It's just a matter of actually making
A date with someone. like who?
Well... there's joyce kim.
But she defected back to north korea,
So that's a little geographically undesirable.
What about leslie winkle?
Oh, no. why?
Her research methodology is sloppy,
She's unjustifiably arrogant about loop quantum gravity,
And to make matters worse, she's often mean to me.
I think she's smoking hot.
I'd hit that.
You'd hit particulate soil
In a colloidal suspension.
Look, I like leslie, but she's not interested
In dating as much as using men as tools for stress release.
Yeah, so? be a tool.
Go get yourself a little rebound "stress release."
Technically, it would only be rebound if he and penny
Had actually engaged in physical intimacy.
You mean like you and richard the slave girl?
I bought him dinner and we kissed once!
That was it.
And he told me his name was kimberly.
You know how I know we're not in the matrix?
If we were, the food would be better.
Hello, to you...
Insufficiently intelligent person.
Ooh, rush me to the burn unit.
Hey, Leonard, do you have a second?
-I need to ask you something. -sure.
Well, if you'll excuse me,
I'm going to go do work that promises
Significant results, as opposed to what you do...
Which does not.
Yeah, you heard me.
So, I heard your relationship with Penny crashed to the ground
Like blue ice falling out of an airplane lavatory.
Where did you hear that?