Actually, I read it. Wolowitz texted me.
"like blue ice falling out of an airplane lavatory," yeah.
I thought it was a pretty good one. I gave him an lol.
Anyway, it got me thinking.
Now that you're unattached,
Maybe we can revisit our previous attachment.
Are you suggesting another bout of stress release?
No, I'm all done with casual sex.
From now on, I'm fully committed
To the traditional relationship paradigm.
Really? what changed?
It's hard to say.
I guess there's just a time in every woman's life
When she gets tired of waking up on a strange futon
With a bunch of people she doesn't know.
Yeah, I can see how that would-- a bunch of people?
Anyway, I figure it's time to slow things down
And who better to slow things down with than you?
Oh... I'm flattered.
So how do you suggest we proceed?
去你家 点份中国菜 租一部电影
Your place, we'll order chinese, you'll rent a movie--
文艺一点但不要那么深奥 然后轻轻的抚摸 不发生性关系
Artsy, but accessible-- then light petting, no coitus.
I'll leave the details up to you.
I think it's better if you assume the male role.
Thank you, that's very thoughtful.
My mom sent me my old nintendo 64.
-Terrific -you know what this means, don't you?
Break out the red bull,
It's time to rock mario, old school.
I kind of have other plans tonight.
But it's friday.
Friday's always vintage game night.
Look, mom included the memory card.
We can pick up right where I left off in 1999
When I had pernicious anemia.
Well, the thing is, someone's coming over.
Okay, no problem. I have three controllers.
The more the merrier.
Sheldon, it's a date.
I have a date coming over.
Well, you can't blame me for not jumping to that conclusion.
Why? what's so unusual about me having a date?
Well, statistically speaking...
All right, all right.
Well, nevertheles, I have one now
And I'd appreciate it if you would, you know,
Make yourself scarce.
Leonard, I'm a published theoretical physicist
With two doctorates and an iq
Which can't be accurely measured by normal tests.
How much scarcer could I be?
You know what I mean.
Could you just give us a little privacy?
-You want me to leave the apartment? -yes.
You mean, just go someplace else and be...
Well, why should I leave? this is my apartment, too.
I know it is, and if science ever discovers a second member
Of your species and you two would like some privacy,
I'd be more than happy to get out of your way.
Well, all right then.
Sheldon, what are you doing?
Playing super mario on a poorly coded
Nintendo 64 emulator.
Yeah, but why are you doing it on the stairs?
I am a modern day napoleon
Exiled to the elba of the staircase
Because Leonard, get this, has a date.
Oh. oh, well, good for him.
Yeah, but why are you sitting here?
Why don't you just go to a movie or something?
Yeah, why not?
What if I choke on my popcorn?
Who will administer the heimlich maneuver?
Well, then don't order popcorn.
No popcorn at the mov... listen to yourself.
Why don't you go to a coffee shop?
I don't drink coffee.
They have other things.
What do they have?
很多啊 饼干啊 油酥点心啊
I don't know. you know, cookies, pastries...
-Pastries such as bear claws? -Yeah, sure.
I don't like bear claws.
Of all the overrated physicists
In all the labs in all the world,
Why does it have to be leslie winkle?
Well, they have a lot in common.
I mean, they're both scientists.
Oh, please. the only way she could make
A contribution to science would be
If they resumed sending chimps into space.
Okay, well, I have a date, too,
So I'll see ya.
Everybody has a date.
就连你 马里奥 也在追碧奇公主
Even you, mario, going after princess peach.
And what am I doing?
I'm just enabling you.
It's pretty good chiken
Yeah, it's from chang's.
-不是周记的 -不是 是陈记的
Not chow's? no, chang's.
What happened to chow's?
So, how many children do you think we should have?
I'm sorry. that was a little abrupt.
I mean, there are so many things to talk about
Before we discuss reproduction.
I sure hope so.
What genetic weaknesses run in your family?
Sorry to interrupt.
Battery's dying. continue.
Uh, genetic weakness, right.
Uh, there's the lactose intolerance.
Don't forget the male-pattern baldness.
When his uncles sit around the dinner table,
They look like a half carton of eggs.
好吧 我的叔叔们都是秃头 不过我的婶婶艾德娜
Okay, yeah, my uncles are bald, but my aunt edna
Is one of the hairiest women you'll ever meet, so...
Always tickles when she hugs me.
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