Previously on The Big Bang Theory...
We now pronounce you husband and wife!
I love this part!
I have strongly mixed feelings!
So, Howard's really in space, huh?
Mm-hmm, International Space Station.
250 miles that way.
Right now, Howard's staring down at our planet
like a tiny Jewish Greek god.
I must admit,
I can't help but feel a twinge of envy.
He can look out the window
and see the majesty of the universe
unfolding before his eyes.
His dim, uncomprehending eyes.
It's like a cat in an airport carrying case.
You know, it's not exactly glamorous up there.
The water that the astronauts drink
is made from each other's recycled urine.
Must be nice.
Nobody wants anything that comes out of me.
I wonder what he's doing right this very second.
Mm, conducting experiments in zero gravity.
Peering through his telescope at the birth of the cosmos.
Whatever it is, we know his life will never be the same.
Howard! Can you hear me?!
I can hear you without the phone!
Don't be snippy.
I'm just excited to talk to my baby!
I'm excited to talk to you, too.
So, what's this mishegas about you moving out
to go live with the little Polish girl?!
How about calling her my wife?
Wives don't take boys from their mothers.
They do. That's why we marry them!
I just hope I'm not dead from a broken heart
before you get back.
Everyone from NASA is listening to this phone call.
Good. They should know what a horrible son you are!
好啦 妈 下次再聊 挂啦
Okay, Ma, great talking to you! Gotta go!
Well... space is ruined.
This is so exciting.
Soon, my upper lip will be the same fake blonde
as my beautiful best friend.
Hey, this is my natural hair color.
So, does Sheldon have anything special
planned for you tomorrow night?
Oh, yes. According to the Relationship Agreement,
on the anniversary of our first date,
he must take me to a nice dinner,
ask about my day
and engage in casual physical contact
that a disinterested onlooker might mistake for intimacy.
You kids better use protection.
How long does this stay on?
Just a couple of minutes.
You've really never done this before?
Once in high school, but I dozed off
and woke up with second-degree chemical burns on my face.
Oh, my gosh, that's awful.
The other kids make fun of you?
No, I had a cover story;
I told everyone it was herpes.
So, how's everything going with you and Leonard?
I don't know, it's still kind of weird.
We haven't really recovered since he proposed to me
in the middle of sex.
If Sheldon proposed to me during sex,
my ovaries would grab on to him
and never let go.
Leonard, where do you stand on the anthropic principle?
On the one hand, I always thought...
You don't even know what it is, do you?
The anthropic principle states that if we wish to explain
why our universe exists the way it does,
the answer is that it must have qualities
that allow intelligent creatures to arise
who are capable of asking the question.
As I am doing so eloquently right now.
I know what the anthropic principle is.
Of course. I just explained it to you.
Now, where do you stand on it?
- Where do you stand on it? - Strongly pro.
Then I believe that God created the world in six days,
and on the seventh, he made you to annoy me.
Yeah, wait, Raj,
where do you stand on the anthropic principle?
- I'm all for it. - Attaboy!
Well, hang on. Why do you believe
that he knows what it is and I don't?
Oh, Leonard. Let's not take a saw
to the branch we're sitting on, shall we?
Hey, uh, if you guys are free tonight,
I heard about a SPA where you soak your feet
in a pool full of little fish
that eat all the dead skin right off them.
I don't need to tell you, in Los Angeles,
sandal season is year round.
- Actually, I'm hanging out with Penny. - Oh, okay.
Sounds like it's me and you, Sheldon.
How about we sic some guppies on those puppies?
As I've stated before on numerous occasions,
the only sea creature I would even consider being eaten by
is the Kraken,
because the last words I would hear are:
"Release the Kraken."
That never gets old.
"Release the Kraken!"
Besides, I'm having dinner with Amy.
Oh, okay. I'll just go home and be alone.
W-Which is cool.
我一个人吃 一个人睡 一个人默默流泪
I eat alone, I sleep alone, I cry alone, so...
If you weren't busy, I'd ask you to join us.
真的吗 我可以去吗 谢谢
Really? I can come? Thanks!
Sheldon, are you sure you want to be bringing Raj
on your date night with Amy?
I have a contractual obligation to provide Amy with conversation
and casual physical contact,
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