This is sheldor the conqueror.
We are about to enter axidus' fortress.
Now, this is a long run, so let's do another bladder check.
好的 巴里 我们再等等你
All right, barry, we'll wait for you again,
But you really should see a doctor.
Sheldor is afk.
Penny, are you experiencing some sort of difficulty?
Yes. I can't get my stupid door open.
You appear to have put your car key
In the door lock-- are you aware of that?
All right, then.
妈的 妈的 妈的
Damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it!
Would it be possible for you to do this a little more quietly?
I can't get the damn key out.
Well, it's not surprising-- that baldwin lock on your door
Uses traditional edge-mounted cylinders,
Whereas the key for your volkswagen
Uses a center cylinder system.
Thank you, sheldon.
Why did you put
Your car key in the door lock?
想知道为什么吗 我来告诉你 今天我有一次试镜
Why? I'll tell you why-- because today I had an audition,
It took me two hours to get there,
I waited an hour for my turn,
And before I could even start,
They told me I looked too midwest
For the part.
Too midwest-- what the hell does that even mean?
Well, the american midwest was mostly settled
By scandinavian and germanic people.
They have a characteristic facial bone structure...
I know what it means, sheldon!
God! you know, I have been in l.a. for almost two years now,
And I haven't gotten a single acting job.
I've accomplished nothing, haven't gotten
A raise at work, haven't even had sex in six months,
And just now, when I was walking up those stairs,
A fly flew in my mouth and I ate it!
Well, actually, insects are a dietary staple in many cultures.
They're almost pure protein.
Oh, son of a bitch!
I believe the condensation on your frozen foods
Weakened the structural integrity of the bag.
But returning to your key conundrum,
Perhaps you should call a locksmith
And have him open the door for you. I did.
He said he'll get here when he gets here.
And you're frustrated because he phrased his reply
In the form of a meaningless tautology? no!
I am frustrated because I am a failure at everything
And my breath smells like fly.
Would you prefer to wait in our apartment?
不 谢尔顿 我想坐在这冰冷的地板上
No, sheldon, I'd rather sit on this freezing-cold floor
Sobbing like a three-year-old.
All right, then.
For heaven's sake.
Just when I think I've gotten the hang of sarcasm.
Make yourself comfortable.
Sheldor is back online.
What are you doing?
I'm playing age of conan, an online multiplayer game
Set in the universe of robert e. howard's conan the barbarian.
Sheldor back online.
Away from keyboard.
Oh, I see.
What does that stand for?
Oh, I see.
Yes, but what does it stand for?
Now, just click on the enchanted boots to put them on.
Mm, I don't know-- can I see them in another color?
Just click on them.
Yeah, congratulations. You are now a level-three warrior.
What's going on? leonard, guess what?
I'm a level-three warrior.
Do you know there are groceries outside of your apartment?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. shh.
I only bring it up because your ice cream's melting
And it's starting to attract wildlife.
Do I stay in the jungle or go towards the beach?
It doesn't matter-- right now; you're looking for treasure.
Wait, wait, where are you going?
不 不 没事
No, no. you're okay.
If you run into crocodiles, just kick them with your boots.
You want to catch me up?
Well, let's see, uh,
She attempted to open her apartment with her car key
Because her face is overly midwestern, um...
She hasn't had sex in six months...
And she ate a fly.
Seriously? six months?
Oh, my god!
A treasure chest! I'm rich!
Level three, and she thinks she's rich.
What a newb.
We're all set.
Let her rip.
Check it out-- it's just corn starch and water.
They make up
A non-newtonian fluid, which is liquid,
But solid under the percussive action of the speaker.
That's what makes it get all funky.
Uh, listen, I need to talk to sheldon.
No, that's what she said-- sheldon.
Okay, I'm in the game,
And I've been exploring the island of tortage,
But I can't figure out how to get past the guard captain.
Do you have the enchanted sword?
No, no, I have a bronze dagger.
You can't slay the guard captain with a bronze dagger.
My lord, it's like the car key
In your apartment door all over again.
All right, how do I get the sword?
Well, have you been to the temple of mishra?