Is that the place on the hill with
-The weird priest in front of it? -no, no, no, it's...
Oh, for god's sakes, gimme.
Thank you-- I really appreciate this.
You're gonna have to learn
To do these things for yourself, penny.
Don't patronize me-- just get the sword!
What the frack?
They were playing all last night, too.
It's like some kind of weird comic book crossover.
Like if hulk were dating peppermint patty.
I always thought peppermint patty was a lesbian.
No, that's marcie.
Peppermint patty's just athletic.
There you go-- one enchanted sword.
All right, gimme, gimme, gimme.
I want to kill the guard captain.
That girl needs to get a life.
No danger-- it's just me, penny.
Listen, I got to level 25
And reached purple lotus swamp, right?
You're in my bedroom.
Leonard gave me an emergency key.
People can't be in my bedroom.
Well, can we go talk in the living room?
I'm not wearing pajama bottoms.
I spilled grape juice.
Well, wear different pajamas.
I can't wear different pajamas-- these are my monday pajamas.
Penny, people cannot be in my bedroom.
好吧 你就告诉我 现在就去 黑色城堡探险是不是早了点
Okay, fine, just tell me, is it too soon to join a quest to the black castle?
-You were invited on a quest to the black castle? -yeah, yeah.
By some guys in budapest.
I'm just not sure it's the right move for my character.
当然不该 你才 25级
Of course it's not-- you're only a level 25.
These hungarians, they're just using you for dragon fodder.
真的么 我怎么就信了 那群匈牙利蛮夷的呢
Really? boy, you'd think you could trust a horde of hungarian barbarians.
拜托 佩妮 够了 我得睡觉了
Please, penny, enough. I have to sleep.
好吧 你真强 谢谢
Okay, well, you were great. Thanks.
莱纳德 不要进谢尔顿的房间 他没穿睡裤
Oh. hey, leonard. listen, don't go in sheldon's room he's not wearing bottoms.
Sheldon, you want to catch me up again?
People, I am very busy today.
I realize that, dr. gablehauser,
But it is your job, as head of the department,
To mediate all interdepartmental disputes.
学校工作手册 第四章 第二节
University policy manual, chapter Four, Subsection Two:
"mediation of interdepartmental disputes."
Dr. winkle, what colorful name
Did you call dr. cooper this time?
Dr. cooper, dr. winkle apologizes.
-不 我没有 -不 她没有
No, I don't. no, she doesn't.
Here's the problem.
I was clearly signed up
To use the mainframe in buckman 204,
And dr. winkle just wantonly
Ripped the sign-up sheet off the wall.
It wasn't even an official sign-up sheet.
He printed it himself, and he put his name down
On every slot for the next six months.
If it is a crime to ensure that the university's resources
Are not being squandered chasing subatomic wild geese,
Then I plead guilty.
-佩妮! -你要接那个电话么 库珀博士
-Oh, penny! -do you need To get that, dr. cooper?
-God, no. -Well, don't turn it off,
You might miss your call from the nobel committee
Letting you know you've been nominated
As dumb-ass laureate of the year.
Oh, yeah? well...
You wouldn't even be nominated.
Dr. gablehauser, I have a series
Of important calculations and simulations to run.
All she's doing is reducing irrelevant data
And making a mock...
It's for you.
Penny, this is not a good time.
不 我跟你说过 你还不能去焚灵圣殿
No, I told you, you're not prepared for the sanctum of burning souls.
You need to be in a group of at least five for that quest
And one should be a level 35 healer.
Penny, I can't log on and help you.
We'll talk when I get home.
I'm not getting the computing time, am i?
Leonard, you have to do something about penny.
She is interfering with my sleep,
She's interfering with my work,
And if I had another significant aspect of my life,
I'm sure she'd be interfering with that, too.
Why should I do something?
You're the one who introduced her to online gaming. yes,
But you're the one who said hello to her when she moved in.
If you'd simply restrained yourself,
None of this would be happening.
Why don't you just tell her to leave you alone?
I did, I told her,
I texted her, I sent out a very emphatic twitter.
I even changed my facebook status to
"sheldon cooper wishes penny would leave him alone."
I don't know what else to do.
Well, what am I supposed to do?
I don't know, but if you don't figure something out,
I warn you, I shall become very difficult to live with.
You mean up until now we've been experiencing
The happy, fun-time Sheldon?
Yes. I'll go talk to her.
不 德国佬 我要你帮我防侧面
No, fritz, I need you on my flank.
No, I don't know german.
Yeah, I see that.
Shouldn't you be at work?
I don't work on mondays.
Queen penelope, afk.
Here's the thing.
有时候 有些人 好人
Sometimes people, good people,
Yeah, they start playing these games
And they find themselves--
Through no fault of their own--