Do I have to hold up a sarcasm sign every time I open my mouth?
You have a sarcasm sign?
No,I do not have a sarcasm sign.
Do you want some cereal? I feel so good today,
I'm gonna choose from the low-fiber end of the shelf.
好啊 honey puffs
Son of a bitch!
You sick geeky bastards!
How did she know it was us?
I may have left a suggested organizational schematic
For her bedroom closet.
God,this is gonna be bad.
再见 honey puffs 好啊 big bran
Good-bye,honey puffs. hello,big bran.
You came into my apartment last night while I was sleeping?!
Yes,but only to clean.
Really more to organize. you're not actually dirty,per se.
Give me back my key.
I'm very,very sorry.
Do you understand how creepy this is?
Oh,yes,we discussed it at length last night.
In my apartment,while I was sleeping?!
And snoring. and that's probably just a sinus infection.
But it could be sleep apnea.
You might want to see an otolaryngologist.
A throat doctor.
And what kind of doctor removes shoes from asses?
Depending on the depth,
That's either a... proctologist
Or a general surgeon.
penny I think what you're feeling
Is perfectly valid and maybe a little bit later
When you're feeling a little less... for lack of a better word--violated,
Maybe we can talk about this some more.
-离我远点 -好的 那是另一个办法
-stay away from me. -sure,that's another way to go.
潘妮 潘妮 等等
Penny,penny! hold on
Just to clarify,
Because there will be a discussion when you leave,
Is your objection solely to our presence
In the apartment while you were sleeping,
Or do you also object to the imposition of a new organizational paradigm.
Well,that was a little non-responsive.
You are going to march yourself over there right now and apologize.
That wasn't sarcasm?
Boy,you are all over the place this morning.
I have a master's and two ph.d.s,I should not have to do this.
I am truly sorry for what happened last night.
I take full responsibility.
And I hope that it won't color your opinion of leonard,
Who is not only a wonderful guy,but also,I hear,
A gentle and thorough lover.
I did what I could.
I don't know if you heard about what happened last night.
But I'm really upset about it.
I mean,they just... they let themselves into my place
And then they cleaned it. can you even believe that?
How weird is that?
She's standing very close to me.
Oh,my,she does smell good.
What is that,vanilla?
You know,where I come from,
如果有人晚上闯入你的家 你可以开枪 知道吗
If someone comes into your house at night,you shoot. okay?
And you don't shoot to wound.
I mean,all right,my sister shot her husband,
But it was an accident,they were drunk.
Wait,what was I saying?
She's so chatty.
maybe my parents are right. Maybe I'd be better off with an indian girl.
We'd have the same cultural background
And my wife could sing to my children the same lullabies my mother sang
It's obvious that they meant well,but...
I'm having a really rough time. like i said I broke up with my boyfriend
i mean Just because most of the men I've known in my life happen to be jerks,
Doesn't mean I should just assume leonard and sheldon are.
She asked me a question. I should probably nod.
That's exactly what I thought.
Thank you for listening. you're a doll.
Turn your pelvis.
拿张餐巾吧 兄弟 你刚被伺候了
Grab a napkin,homie. you just got served.
It's fine.you win.
What's his problem?
His imaginary girlfriend broke up with him.
Hello. Sorry I'm late,
But I was in the hallway,chatting up penny.
Really? you,rajesh koothrappali,spoke to penny?
Actually,I was less the chatter than the chat-ee.
What did she say? is she still mad at me?
Well,she was upset at first,
But probably because her sister shot somebody.
But then there was something about you,
And then she hugged me.
She hugged you? how'd she hug you?
Is that her perfume I smell?
What's going on?
Here's the thing.
"penny,just as oppenheimer came to regret his contributions
"to the first atomic bomb,
"so too I regret my participation in what was,
"at the very least,an error in judgment.
"the hallmark of the great human experiment
"is the willingness to recognize one's mistakes.
"some mistakes,such as madam curie's discovery of radium,
"turned out to have great scientific potential,
"even though she would later die a slow,
Painful death "from radiation poisoning.
Another example,from the field of ebola research..."
-six two inch dowels. -check.
-one package phillips head screws. -check.
You guys,seriously,I grew up on a farm,okay?
I rebuilt a tractor engine when I was,like,12.
I think I can put together a cheap,swedish media center.
还是我们来 这是我们唯一能做的 鉴于...
No,please. we insist. it's the least we can do,considering.
How great this place looks?
-oh,boy. I was afraid of this. -what?