You know, kind of...addicted.
Yeah, get to the point.I'm about to level up here.
It's just if a person doesn't have
A sense of achievement in their real life,
It's easy to lose themselves in a virtual world
Where they can get a false sense of accomplishment.
对 唏哩哗啦 好了 小子们
Yeah, jabber, jabber, jabber.okay, boys,
Queen penelope's back online.
Penny, you've got...
Cheetos in your hair.
佩妮 又是我 莱纳德
Hey, Penny, it's me again, Leonard.
Leonard, I said not now.
I know, I'm just a little concerned about you.
I said not now!
Okay, maybe later.
Hey, what's with him?
Penny's been keeping him up at night.
But probably in a different way.
She's gotten really hooked on age of conan.
She's playing nonstop.
Ah, yes, online gaming addiction.
There's nothing worse than having
That multi-player monkey on your back.
Sheldon, wake up!
Well, your attempt at juvenilizing me
By excluding me from the set of adult males, just...
Oh, I'm too tired to do this.
对 我听说你通宵和 中土大陆娃娃夜战
Right.I heard you've been pulling all-nighters with middle earth barbie.
She comes into my room.
No one's supposed to be in my room.
I would postulate that she's escaping into the online world
To compensate for her sexual frustration.
I do that, too.
But probably in a different way.
That's not what she's doing, Leslie.
She's just trying to shore up her self-esteem.
It has nothing to do with sex.
Everything has to do with sex.
I'm not touching that.
Leslie, you are way off base here.
等等 莱纳德 虽然我藐视莱斯利的科学家身份
Hang on, leonard. While I have no respect for Leslie as a scientist
Or a human being,for that matter,
We have to concede her undeniable expertise in the interrelated fields
Of promiscuity and general sluttiness.
My point is that tinker bell just needs to get her some.
一些什么 哦 知道了 一些性事
Some what? Oh, yes, some sexual intercourse.
I'll take the bullet.
Excuse me, this whole idea is insane.
Enough debate, I'm going to take action.
Are you currently involved in a sexual relationship?
Would you like to be?
Uh... sure, why not?
别 别 别
Can I have your phone number?
There. problem solved.
Okay, I'm at the gate to the treasury of the ancients. I'm going in.
-紧挨着墙走 躲开木乃伊 -明白
-Stay close to the wall. Avoid the mummies. -got it.
I must say you're playing very well for a woman of 23.
-22岁 好的 -22岁
-Twenty-two. -Right, 22.
木乃伊过来了 我该用哪招 夺命拳 还是定身咒
Oh, here come the mummies. Which spell do I use, the hateful strike or the frenzy stance?
What happened to the rest of your group?
I dumped them, they're a bunch of wussies.
定住 定住 定住 定住 定住
Frenzy, frenzy, frenzy, frenzy, frenzy.
So, listen, would you describe your ideal vacation
As a wild adventure to unknown lands or staying at home curled up with a good book?
These are market research questions.
I'm filling out the online registration for your game.
Oh, okay, wild adventure.
Oh, frenzy stance isn't working.
死 你这不死的木乃伊 死
Die, you undead mummy, die!
服一剂疗伤药 -谢谢 -不客气
Drink a healing potion. Thank you. you're welcome.
Anyhow, on a scale of one to five, with one being always initiated by him
And five being always initiated by you, how do you prefer your sexual encounters to begin?
That's on the registration?
Oh, yes, it's quite extensive.
But if we complete it, you get a free expansion pack.
75 additional quests.
太棒了 我绝对喜欢主动 我铁定是5级
Ooh, awesome, okay, I totally like to initiate. I'm a big ol' five.
Good to know.
Big ol' five.
Leonard, this is tom.
嗨 汤姆 谢尔顿
Hi, tom. sheldon...
Didn't I explain to you about your little mistake in the cafeteria?
说了 如饭桌上别的人一样 你表述得非常清楚
Yes, you were very clear. As was everyone else at the table.
Tom, however, has been chosen by science
As a suitable mate for penny.
Chosen by science?
Well, what passes for science on dating sites.
They claim to use heuristic algorithms, but it may well be hokum.
You got penny to sign up for online dating?
不是 当然不是 我欺骗使诈来着
No, of course not. See, I used trickery and deceit.
This is bad.
Tom is a paramedic with the fire department,
But he's going to med school at night.
He likes the outdoors
And, uh, strong women who initiate sex.
Really, really bad.
I'm surprised you struck out with penny.
Apparently, she's a big ol' five.
Sheldon, what do you want?
哦 不错 你收到我留言了 佩妮 我想让你见见汤姆
Oh, good, you got my note. Penny, I'd like you to meet tom.
佩妮 这是汤姆 汤姆 容我介绍佩妮
Penny, this is tom. Tom, may I present penny.
恩 嗨 听着 只要我一上线
Yeah, hey. listen... As long as I'm here,
I'm on a quest with a bunch of newbs. They don't know what they're doing.
我们有一个刺客 三个使咒者 无战车
We've got one assassin, three spell casters and no tank.
-这个我们能玩点再谈吗 -不行 不行 我现在就需要你
-Can we talk about this later? -No, no, no, no. I need you now.
Wouldn't you prefer to socialize with tom,
Who is a sexually passive outdoorsman?
Whatever. I'll figure it out myself.
不好意思 伙计 她和照片上简直是两个人
I'm sorry, dude, she didn't look anything like her picture.
They never do
hello, fair penny.
Who are you?
It is i, sir howard of wolowitz.
Can I interest you in an afternoon of spirited questing
Followed by a flagon of ale at yon virtual tavern?
好的 当然 干嘛不呢
Yeah, sure, why not?
Oh, my god, I need help.