Let's see, Raj was the Kung Pao Chicken.
I'm the dumplings.
Yes, you are.
Creepy good or creepy bad?
Who was the shrimp with lobster sauce?
That would be me.
Come to papa, you un-kosher delight.
I'm not necessarily talking to the food.
Sit over there.
Sit over there.
Why do you have...
-别问 -别 别问
No, don't ask! no, don't, don't!
I'll tell you why.
I had to sanitize my hands
Because the university replaced the paper towels in the rest rooms
With hot air blowers.
I thought the blowers were more sanitary.
Really, don't. why...?
Hot air blowers are incubators and spewers of bacteria and pestilence.
Frankly, it'd be more hygienic
If they just had a plague-infested gibbon
Sneeze my hands dry.
Hey, guys, I just got the most amazing
天呐 拉杰 你如果不喝醉的话
Gosh, raj, do you think you'll ever be able
To talk in front of me without being drunk?
好吧 那我 就自己一个人去吃了
Okay, well, I'll just, um, go eat by myself.
Penny, you don't have to do that.
没事 考虑到他不说话 他说的话 还有他
Oh, it's okay, between him not talking, him talking and him...
I'm better off alone.
Good-bye, you poor, strange little man.
She's so considerate.
So what's your news?
Remember that little planetary object
I spotted beyond the kuiper belt?
哦对 2008-NQ SUB-17
Oh, yeah, 2008-nq sub-17.
Or as I call it, planet bollywood.
Anyway, because of
My discovery, people magazine is naming me
One of their 30 under 30 to watch.
30 what under 30 what to watch what?
30 visionaries under 30 years of age to watch
As they challenge the preconceptions of their fields.
If I had a million guesses, I never would have gotten that.
It's pretty cool. they've got me in
With a guy who's doing something about hunger in indonesia,
And a psychotherapist who's using dolphins
To rehabilitate prisoners,
And ellen page,
Star of the charming independent film, juno.
Oh, I'd so do her.
You'd do the dolphins.
Do I get an honorable mention for designing
The telescope camera mounting bracket you used?
Sorry, it's not part
Of my heartwarming and personal narrative
In which a humble boy from new delhi overcame
Poverty and prejudice
And journeyed to america to reach for the stars.
Poverty? your father's a gynecologist.
He drives a bentley.
It's a lease.
Was there some sort of peer review committee
To determine which scientists would be included?
Peer review? it's people magazine.
People picked me.
The people from people.
Yeah, but exactly who are these people?
What are their credentials?
How are they qualified?
What makes accidentally noticing a hunk of rock
That's been traipsing around the solar system
For billions of years more noteworthy
Than any other scientific accomplishment made by someone under 30?
天呐 我想爱伦·佩基的朋友们 不会这样损她的
Boy, I'll bet ellen page's friends aren't giving her this kind of crap.
Are you proud of yourself?
In general, yes.
Oh, there's my missing neutrino.
You were hiding from me as an unbalanced charge,
Weren't you, you little sub-atomic dickens?
Look, I found my missing neutrino.
Oh good, we can take it off the milk carton.
Come on, we're going to apologize to raj
And invite him out to dinner.
Apologize for what?
He came over last night with some pretty good news
And we weren't very supportive.
I sense you're trying to tell me something.
You were a colossal asshat.
No, I beg to differ.
Of the three of us, I was by far the most supportive.
Really? do tell.
How will raj ever reach true greatness
If his friends lower the bar for him?
When I was 11,
My sister bought our father
A "world's greatest dad" coffee mug
And, frankly, the man coasted until the day he died.
Okay, let's try it this way.
What if this people magazine thing is the best raj is ever going to achieve?
I had not considered that.
I often forget other people have limitations.
It's so sad.
He can feel sadness?
It's what you and I would call condescension.
Now when we go in there, let's show raj that we're happy for him.
But I'm not.
Well, then fake it.
Look at me.
I could be grinding on the fact that without my stabilizing telescope mount
He never would have found that stupid, little clump of cosmic schmutz.
But I'm bigger than that.
What do you want me to do?
Oh, crap, that's terrifying.
We're here to see koothrappali, not kill batman.
Try less teeth.