Close enough. come on.
Hey, guys. what's up?
We just wanted to invite you out to dinner tonight.
To celebrate your "30 under 30" thing.
That's very nice of you.
I would like that.
Hello, boys. dr. gablehauser.
Dr. hofstader. dr. gablehauser.
Dr. cooper. dr. gablehauser.
Boys, I've got a question for you
Who in this room
Discovered a star?
事实上 2009-NQ SUB-17只是颗行星
Actually, 2008-nq sub-17 is a planetary body.
I'm not talking about you, I'm talking about me.
You, my exotic young friend,
Are my star.
But you didn't discover him.
You merely noticed he was here,
Much like he did with 2008-nq sub-17.
Boy, we've got to get you into a better office.
Something more suited to your status.
Really, you don't have to go to any trouble.
How about if I put you in von gerlich's old office?
I'd rather have fishbein's. it's bigger.
Wait a minute, I called dibs on fishbein's office
The day he started showing up at work in his bathrobe.
He gets a new office, I can't even get
-Paper towels in the men's room? -sheldon.
Damn, this is hard.
Let me ask you something.
What do you think the business of this place is?
-Money. -told you.
And this boy's picture in people magazine
Is gonna raise us a pile of money taller than...
Well, taller than you.
I have a master's degree.
Dr. koothrappali, have you ever had lunch
In the president's dining room?
I didn't even know there was a president's dining room.
It's the same food as the cafeteria, only fresh.
Come on, little buddy.
Okay, big buddy.
See you tonight, guys.
You can stop smiling now.
So anyway, after a fantastic lunch,
I was whisked off to the people magazine photo shoot...
Have any of you boys ever been to a photo shoot?
很明显 镜头对我很有爱 我也很上镜
Apparently, the camera loves me and i, it.
我站在星空的背景前面 拍照 我摆了个这样的姿势
They shot me in front of a starry background where I posed like this.
They're going to digitally add a supernova.
They say it's the perfect metaphor for my incandescent talent.
Right, a ball of hot, flaming gas
That collapses upon itself.
Oh, it's my assistant, trevor.
Go for koothrappali.
they gave him an assistant
If I want a new pen, i have to go to the bank with wire cutters.
Have we at this point met our social obligations?
Okay, just put it on my calendar,
But start thinking of a reason why I can't go.
All righty? koothrappali out.
God bless that boy.
I don't know what I'd do without him.
You just got him this afternoon.
Yes, but I'm finding that having a lackey suits me.
Oh, I'm sorry. is that politically incorrect?
In india, we just call them untouchables.
Speaking of untouchables, I've got great news for you guys.
People magazine is having a reception this saturday
And I managed to get you invited.
Oh, gee, thanks.
Oh, you're welcome.
Of course, I couldn't get you into the vip section
Because, you know, that's for vips
And you guys are just, you know... p's.
There's a tribe in papua new guinea
Where, when a hunter flaunts his success
To the rest of the village,
They kill him and drive away evil spirits
With a drum made of his skin.
Superstitious nonsense, of course,
But one can see their point.
Here you go, raj.
You might want to drink this one slowly.
Okay. so, saturday night, can I count on my posse?
我很乐意去 拉杰 但我去不了
Gee, I'd love to, raj, but I can't make it.
Oh, okay. leonard?
不行 我要 不行
No, I could... no.
I can make it. but I won't.
What are you guys talking about?
There's a reception for my magazine article on saturday.
And you guys aren't going?
I can't believe you.
Raj is celebrating a tremendous accomplishment
And you're not even going to be there to support him?
A tremendous accomplishment would be
If the planetary body he discovered
Were plummeting toward earth and he exploded it with his mind.
That would be cool.
I'd go to that reception.
Come on, this is huge.
Raj is gonna be in people magazine,
And he didn't even have to knock up one of the spears sisters.
Would you like to go with me?
Of course I would.
I would be honored.
Shame on you guys.
Look at that, I got a date with penny.
I can't believe it took you a whole year.