Welcome to the raj mahal.
很不错 晚安 拉杰
It's very nice. good night, raj.
-别走 等等 今晚尚未结束 -今晚结束了
-No, no, wait. the evening's not over. -yes, it is.
没有 放上罗·凯利的歌 再做些面部吸吮
No, it's time to put on some r. kelly and suck face.
Oh, wow, is the evening over?
Wait, wait, wait!
That's my mommy and daddy calling from India.
I want you to meet my parents.
Wait. meet them?
嗨 爸妈 很高兴见到你们
Hello, mommy, daddy. good to see you.
How are you? I'm not drunk.
Why would you say that?
Just making conversation.
爸妈 我想让你们见见我的新马子 佩妮
Mommy, daddy, I want you to meet my new squeeze, penny.
I'm not your squeeze. there is no squeezing.
I can't see her. center her in the frame.
Here you go. cute, huh?
She's not indian.
So she's not indian. the boy is just sowing some wild oats.
No, no, no,
There's no sowing, no squeezing and no sucking face.
What if he gets her pregnant?
Is this little hotsy-totsy who you want as the mother of your grandchildren?
What right do you have to pick with whom I can have children with?
好吧 拉杰 我知道你身在美国
Look, rajesh, I understand you're in america.
You want to try the "local cuisine."
Trust me. you don't want it for a steady diet.
Now you listen to me.
I am no longer a child
And I will not be spoken to like one.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go throw up.
What's wrong with him?
I don't know.
Maybe it's the local cuisine.
Okay, well, it's nice to meet you.
I'm just gonna set you on down over here.
And I'm gonna leave, so namaste.
还有就是 有我做儿媳 你们应该感到幸运
And fyi, you'd be lucky to have me as a daughter-in-law.
She is fusty. I like that.
Raj, what are you doing?
No, no notes.
If you have something to say to me, say it.
Oh, sweetie, it's okay.