yeah. we're gonna
Have to stop by pottery barn on the way to work.
I bought these star wars sheets,
But they turned out to be much too stimulating
To be compatible with a good night's sleep.
I don't like the way darth vader stares at me.
I'm not going to work.
Oh,just because your career's been stagnant
For a few years,that's no reason to give up.
Sheldon,i was up all night
Using the new free-electron laser
For x-ray diffraction experiment.
Did the laser accidentally burn out your retinas?
Then you can drive. let's go.
Didn't I tell you I'd be working nights
And that you'd have to make other arrangements?
But how am I going to get to work?
Take the bus.
I can't take the bus anymore.
They don't have seat belts,and they won't let you
Latch yourself to the seat with bungee cords.
You tried to latch yourself to the seat with bungee cords?
I didn't try. I succeeded.
But for some reason,it alarmed the other passengers
And I was asked to de-bus.
Oh,you're a big boy.
You'll figure it out.
Don't talk to me like I'm a child.
Now,take me to return my star wars sheets!
Sheldon. what is it?
Thanks for the update.
You have to drive me to work.
Yeah,i really don't think I do.
But I don't drive,and I can't take the bus.
Honey,you'll be fe as long as you don't do
That bungee cord thing,okay?
Didn't you recently stated that you and I are friends?
是的 谢尔顿 我们是朋友
Yes,sheldon. we are friends.
Then I hereby invoke what I'm given to understand
Is an integral part of the implied covenant of friendship.
I'm sorry,i didn't realize
I was interrupting your morning prayers.
When you're done,we'll go.
Thank you for driving me to work.
You know this is my day off,sheldon.
Oh,good. I'm not keeping you from anything.
Your "check engine" light is on.
Typically that's an indicator
To,you know,check your engine.
It's fine. it's been on for,like,a month.
Well,actually,that would be all the more reason to...
You know,check your engine.
If it were fine,
The light wouldn't be on.
That's why the manufacturer installed that light,
To let you know it's not fine.
Maybe the light's broken.
Is there a "check the 'check engine light' light"?
Studies have shown that performing tasks
某些行为 诸如吃东西 打电话
Such as eating,talking on a cell phone
Or drinking coffee while driving
Reduces one's reaction time
By the same factor as an ounce of alcohol.
Do you have any alcohol?
Of course not.
You're going up euclid avenue?
Leonard takes los robles avenu
Well,good for leonard.
Euclid avenue is shorter as the crow flies,
But it has speed bumps,which appreciably increase
Point-to-point drive time,
Making It the less efficient choice.
But you have the conn.
Of course,if you're not going to slow down
For the speed bumps,
I withdraw my previous objection.
Here's a fun question.
Do you know what the most common street name is?
The answer's tricky.
It's second street.
You see,you'd think it would be first street,
But in most towns,first street eventually
Gets renamed to something else.
You know,like main street,
See,leonard and I often use our commute time
To exercise our minds with brain-teasers like that.
We also play games.
Would you like to play one?
Oh,come on. it's fun.
Ooh! another bump.
Okay. I'll say an element,and,and you say an element
Whose name starts with the last letter
Of the one I said,okay?
Now,you could say "mercury."
That would give me a "y."
Ooh. very clever. that's a tough one.
So I go with "ytterbium," which gets you back to "m."
So you go "molybdenum," and I say "magnesium."
You say "manganese." I say "europium,"
And,then,you're left with "mendelevium,"
And... there are no more m's
Because I believe that meitnerium
Should still be called ekairidium.
So,congratulations. you win.
Do you wanna go again?
Why don't we just have a little quiet time now?