Previously on The Big Bang Theory.
爸爸 这是谢尔顿的母亲 玛丽
Dad, this is Sheldon's mother, Mary.
How do you do?
Nice to meet you.
And, of course, Mom.
Hello, my hateful shrew.
Hello to you, you wrinkled old bastard.
Hey, I just got an e-mail from the U.S. Air Force.
I'm just afraid if I respond,
then they'll know I got it.
The minute you opened that e-mail,
they knew you got it.
I mean, they're probably looking at you
through the camera right now.
I think someone's following us.
Uh, turn left here and see if he turns with us.
Why is he turning here? The restaurant's the other way.
I don't know. He uses that traffic app.
Maybe there's an accident.
Oh, so follow him.
Leonard, if you don't mind,
I think I'm a little tired.
I'm gonna call it a night.
I'm a little tuckered out myself.
Well, I will see you all in the morning.
Would you like to share a cab?
That would be fine.
- Where are you staying? - I'm at the Westin.
Well, so am I.
Could I interest you in a nightcap?
I think that you could.
You realize you and I could become brothers.
We're not gonna be brothers.
We're not gonna be stepbrothers.
Go to sleep.
I hope you're right.
'Cause a grown man living with his brother
and his brother's wife is weird.
Go to sleep.
Do you think your father's doing unspeakable things
to my mother?
Are you saying that
because the things are unspeakable?
Your parents are old.
Anything unspeakable was finished by 9:30.
Go to sleep.
I'm sorry if this stuff is gonna make the ceremony awkward.
God, I thought my brother fresh out of jail
was gonna make everyone uncomfortable,
but now this...
Hey, if you want me to sleep
you're gonna have to stop talking.
Okay, I'm gonna go pick up my family.
Like an hour and half, two hours, depending on traffic.
Yeah, drive safe.
Oh, hey, and do yourself a favor, all right?
When Beverly gets here, do not bring up last night.
All right? As far as you're concerned,
you don't know anything,
you didn't see anything.
I want you just to play dumb.
It was nice of her to show us playing dumb with an example.
你好啊 我... 抱歉 我有事先走了
Hi. Okay, hey there, I got-- I'm sorry, I got to go now.
-佩妮 留步 -为什么
- Penny, wait. - Why?
I wanted to thank you for going through all the trouble
of planning a second wedding ceremony for me,
but unfortunately I cannot attend.
Well, why? What's wrong?
Wha-- are we still doing the dumb thing?
好吧 为什么 怎么了
Okay, why, what's wrong?
I just cannot stay here
while your father goes out of his way to humiliate me.
Oh, golly, however did he humiliate you?
Stop it, Sheldon.
Do I say "stop what?" or just throw in the towel?
I don't see why I should have to watch your father
parade around with some Bible-thumping bumpkin.
Oh, excuse me, that is my mother you're talking about,
aren't you overreacting a little?
All we know is they shared a cab and had a nightcap.
And turned their phones off.
Not helping, buddy.
Mother, Penny and I really want you to be part of this.
Yeah, plus if you leave,
Alfred will know he got under your skin.
Well, we can't have that.
You know, also, if they did have coitus,
we'll all be needing a skilled psychiatrist.
It is funny when you think about it.
Maybe to you.
You didn't get a $500 traffic ticket.
Because you were driving like a lunatic.
Hey, if thinking secret government agents
are chasing you makes you a lunatic, then...
Oh, I'll get it.
It didn't help that you couldn't walk a straight line
when the cop pulled you over.
I have performance anxiety.
You of all people should know that.
I'm looking for Howard Wolowitz.
I have the right address, don't I?
Is he here?
Do you know where I can find him?
May I ask what this is about?
No, you may not.
Have him call me.
Raj, who's at the door?
That's not him.
Oh, I can't wait for you to meet everyone.