Hey, what are you doing?
I need to see this. uh-huh.
The viewing area's right over there.
谢尔顿 你的妞 约会对象 拉蒙娜来了
Sheldon, your girl... date... person... ramona's here.
Oh, sorry I'm late.
I just got so caught up reading the draft of your latest paper.
Did you enjoy the humorous footnote
Where I illustrate mirror-symmetry
By likening it to the flash playing tennis with himself?
But the idea that you might be able to incorporate gravity,
I have to tell you, I found it physically exhilarating.
My hypotheses tend to have that effect.
I'm sorry I didn't bring enough For your friends.
I assumed we were going to be alone.
No, we were just going.
To watch, right?
不 走吧 我们出去了
No, come on, now, we're going out.
Oh, come on, we'll be quiet.
Let's go, let's go.
Okay, you two.
Have a nice...
Whatever this is.
伙计们 听着 我知道这和我没关系
Okay, you guys, look, i know this is none of my business,
But I just... I have to ask--
What's sheldon's deal?
What do you mean "deal"?
You know, like what's his deal?
喜欢女生 男生 仿真娃娃
Is it girls...? guys...? sock puppets...?
Honestly, we've been operating under the assumption
That he has no deal.
Come on, everybody has a deal.
Over the years, we've formulated many theories
About how he might reproduce.
I'm an advocate of mitosis.
I believe one day sheldon will eat an enormous amount
Of thai food and split into two sheldons.
On the other hand, I think sheldon
Might be the larval form of his species,
And someday he'll spin a cocoon and emerge two months later
With moth wings and an exoskeleton.
Okay, well, thanks for the nightmares.
Hey, do you want to hang out with us?
What are you guys gonna do?
My mom's making a brisket tonight.
The one with the little onions? mm...
Yeah, I'm busy, so...
Her loss. let's go.
Hey, aren't you having breakfast?
Are you experimenting with nutritional suppositories again?
Not in these pants.
So... how'd it go with ramona last night?
好极了 她很聪明 有思想
Oh, great. She's smart, insightful
而且她用她特有的方式 那个 崇拜我
And she has a very unique way of, you know, revering me.
Here's your spinach mushroom omelet .
Did anyone touch it?
Gloves were worn by everyone involved. I was vigilant.
Ramona pointed out that I've been wasting 20 minutes a day
Standing on cafeteria lines.
Time which would be better spent
Tackling the great physics problems of our day.
You don't tackle the big issues, ramona.
You fence with them.
En garde. riposte.
I see you're organizing your papers for the smithsonian museum of dumbassery.
There won't be any room
Until they get rid of the permanent leslie winkle exhibit.
Oh, good one.
I see you got a grad student to fight your battles for you.
I'll let you keep your lunch money today.
Okay, dr. cooper is on the verge of a breakthrough.
If you're going to stay,
You'll have to be respectful and quiet.
Wait for me.
So have you worked out the neutrino issue?
Well, to paraphrase mozart,
All the subatomic particles are there.
I just have to put them in the right order.
You're so witty.
嗨 大家好 有快递给
Hey, guys, this package came for...
Dr. cooper is working.
Yes, I'm close to a breakthrough.
Ooh, it tickles!
Holy crap on a cracker.
Hi. you probably don't want to go in there.
Why? what are they doing?
The only way I could explain it
Would be in a therapist's office with dolls.
Dr. cooper's working.
Yeah, I can see that.
谢尔顿 光晕之夜 在库萨帕里家 你来么
Sheldon, halo night, koothrappali's. you coming?
Oh, yes, it's halo night.
Let me just dry my tootsies.
You're not going to halo night.
Yes, I am.
It's wednesday. wednesday's halo night.
Didn't a great man once say, "science demands nothing less
为科学执着追求 为科学无条件 奉献一生么
"than the fervent and unconditional dedication of our entire lives"?
And who was that great man?
Seriously? you're not coming?
You heard her. how can I argue with me?
Okay, well, once again, you guys have a good...
Whatever this is.
Dr. cooper, I have to tell you
Your friends are holding you back.
I prefer to think of it as "i'm pulling them forward."
A man with your intellectual gifts
Doesn't waste an evening playing video games.
He does on wednesdays.