Not if he wants a nobel prize.
He does want that.
Does a man with my intellectual gifts
Play paintball on weekends?
What do you think?
Now shall we get back to work?
Battlestar galactica comes on tonight.
I guess I can wait for the dvd.
And then never ever watch it.
谢尔顿 亲爱的 我说过
Sheldon, honey, I've told you,
It's a small apartment.
You only have to knock one time.
Please, please, I don't have a lot of time.
Look, ramona finally dozed off,
And I need you to help me get rid of her.
Get rid of her how?
I don't know,
But apparently I'm in some kind of relationship,
And you seem to be an expert at ending them.
I see man after man leaving this apartment never to return.
Okay, first of all, it is not man after man.
Dr. cooper?! hide me.
I formally request sanctuary.
Why aren't you working?
She distracted me.
我跟你说了 佩妮 我没闲工夫跟你瞎胡闹
I told you, penny, I don't have time for your nonsense.
I have important things to do.
I know what's going on here.
Well, then will you explain it to me?
You're in love with dr. cooper.
Uh, yeah, no, that's not it.
Don't try to deny it.
He's a remarkable man,
But you have to let him go.
Oh, gee, okay.
I know it's hard, but he's a gift to the whole world,
And we can't be selfish.
Yeah, he's a gift all right.
Holy crap on a cracker.
What are you doing?!
It's morse code.
So we can communicate through the wall.
We are communicating through the wall.
Yes, but the communication is not encrypted.
I don't know morse code.
It's very simple.
这是A 这是B 这是C
This is a ... This is b ... this is c...
谢尔顿 我不会在凌晨3点 学莫尔斯电码的
Sheldon, I'm not going to learn morse code at 3:00 in the morning!
别进来 别进来 别进来
Don't come in here, don't come in here, don't come in here,
What's going on?
Shh! ramona's sleeping on the couch.
I know. when is she going home?
Never. that's the problem.
I need your help.
What are you talking about?
I'm invoking the skynet clause of our friendship agreement.
That only applies if you need me
To help you destroy an artificial intelligence
You've created that's taking over the earth.
Come on! don't nitpick!
Shh. all right.
I'm invoking our body snatchers clause.
The body snatchers clause requires me
To help you destroy someone we know
Who's been replaced with an alien pod.
对 她就在客厅 快上
Yes. she's in the living room. go.
I'll wait here.
Sheldon, what are you doing out of bed?
Now! do it!
You know you need your sleep
In order for your cognitive processing
To perform at optimum levels. now come on.
Not unless she destroys tokyo.
I've got it!
I finally reconciled the black hole information paradox
With my theory of string-network condensates!
And I could not have done it without you.
Oh, please, I just offered a little encouragement.
It was a lot more than that.
You helped me work out the masses of all the fermions
And you pumiced my hammer toe.
How can I ever repay you?
Well, would you consider naming it the cooper-nowitzki theorem?
Oh, you want me to share credit?
Oh, hey, hi.
Oh, bite me!
Excuse me, dr. cooper.
I'm kathy o'brien.
I just finished reading your paper
Reconciling the black hole information paradox
With your theory of string- network condensates,
And it just took my breath away.
Maybe when I publish it, I'll include an inhaler.
Would you possibly have any time for me to pick your brain?
Let's see. today's thursday.
Thursday nights, I eat pizza from giacomo's.
加香肠 蘑菇 少量橄榄油
Sausage, mushrooms, light olives.
Great. I'll bring it to your place.
I have the address.
What a nice girl.
Sheldon, do you see what just happened here?
Yes, I'm getting a free pizza.
I'm on a roll.
More pad thai, please.
Sheldon, you've already had four servings.
You might want to slow down a bit, buddy.
Just one more bite.
Sheldon, are you okay?
I'm just so... full.
That's it. no more thai food.