It's a sports metaphor.
A sports metaphor?
All right, yeah. I-I'll play along.
What was my first strike?
You violated my rule about forwarding email humor.
The photo of the cat who wants to "has cheezeburger"?
Oh, come on. Everybody loves "LOL cats."
They're cute and they can't spell 'cause they're cats.
I trusted you with my email address,
and you betrayed that trust by sending me Internet banality:
Touching my food: strike two.
Don't worry. They only stay on your record for a year.
You can get them removed early, but you have to take his class.
Come on, I touched one onion ring.
Yeah, and then you put it back,
compromising the integrity of all the other onion rings.
Oh, honey, the buses don't go where you live, do they?
Look, Penny, I wish I could be more lenient with you,
but since you've become a permanent member of our social group,
I have to hold you to the same standards as everybody else.
Congratulations. You're officially one of us.
One of us, one of us.
Well, what a thrill.
You're sitting in my spot.
Oh, jeez, you've got to be kidding me.
Leonard, she's in my spot.
Yeah, yeah. Uh, see, here's the thing.
After you leave, I still have to live with him.
I don't care. I'm taking a stand.
这是个暗喻[taking a stand 明确立场]
All right, that's it. Strike three.
Ooh, strike three.
What the hell kind of crap is that?
Listen, don't worry. I'll talk to him.
Yeah, you do that.
Just so I know, would you be open to taking his class?
You can do it online!
So based on our triangulation,
we've narrowed down the location of the Top Model house
to three square miles in the Hollywood Hills.
Or possibly Durham, Noh Carolina.
When we find it, you want to go with us?
To do what?
Party with the pretty girls, dude!
Are you insane?
You're not going to party with them.
You're not even going to get anywhere near that place.
That's what they said to Neil Armstrong about the moon.
No one said anything of the kind to Neil Armstrong.
The entire nation dedicated a decade of effort and treasure
to put a man on the moon.
Well, my fellow Americans, before this year is out,
we will put a Wolowitz on one of America's top models.
And a large number of people will believe it never happened.
Okay, let me guess.
A quesadilla with soy cheese for the lactose-intolerant Leonard.
Shrimp Caesar salad with no almonds
for the highly allergic kosher-only-on-the-high-holidays Howard.
And for our suddenly "back on the Hindu wagon" Raj,
the meatlover's pizza, no meat.
Coming right up.
Wait. Excuse me.
You forgot my barbecue bacon cheeseburger,
烤肉酱 培根 芝士单放
barbecue sauce, bacon and cheese on the side.
Oh, I didn't tell you?
You're banished from the Cheesecake Factory.
Well, you have three strikes.
One: coming in. Two: sitting down.
And three: I don't like your attitude.
You can't do that.
Not only is it a violation of California state law,
it flies directly in the face of Cheesecake Factory policy.
Yeah, no, there's a new policy:
No shoes, no shirt, no Sheldon.
I bet we could sell that sign all over Pasadena.
Penny, can I talk to you for a minute?
Well, here's the thing.
Um, I talked to Sheldon and he feels terrible
and he agrees that he was unreasonable and out of line.
Really? Well, that's great.
是的 跟他道个歉 好吗
Yeah, so just apologize to him, okay?
What? I'm not going to apologize to that nutcase.
Oh, come on. It's easy.
He'll even tell you what to say.
Leard, don't you get it?
If you guys keep going along with his insanity,
you're just encouraging him.
才没有 我们是 卑躬屈膝
We're not encouraging. It's more like... knuckling under.
Look, I like hanging out with you guys,
but I'm not going to apologize for something I didn't do.
事实上 严格来说 你真的有做
Well, actually, technically, you did do it.
That's strike one, Leonard.
There you go: quesadilla.
There's your pizza.
And thanks to Sheldon's heated discussion
with my manager
one barbecue bacon cheeseburger,
barbecue sauce, bacon and cheese on the side.
Go ahead. Eat it.
I dare you
就是这里 找到了 我找到了全美超模
That's it. There's the house. I foundAmerica's top models!
Are you sure?
Look, on the roof.
Anais and Giselle are sunbathing.
You can recognize people on Google Earth?
Of course not.
I got a buddy of mine at NORAD to have a spy drone fly over.
NORAD? You're using military aircraft?
It was already targeted to poke around a nuclear reactor in Siberia.
I took it an hour out of its way, tops.
Okay, where is he?
谢尔顿吗 我载他去了漫画店 怎么了
Sheldon? I just dropped him off at the comic book store. Why?
Here. Try and go online.
Problem with the WiFi? Just try.
Greetings, hamburger toucher.
You are probably wondering
why you cannot IM with your little friends
about how much you "heart" various things.
This recorded message is alerting you
that I am putting an end