to your parasitic piggybacking upon our WiFi.
If you want to remedy the situation,
you can contact the phone company,
自己开个无线账号 自己付钱 或者你可以跟我道歉
set up your own WiFi and pay for it, or you may apologize to me.
I reiterate: knuckle under.
No, no, no, no, no. It is on.
I am gonna introduce your friend to a world of hurt.
佩妮 没人想要跟谢尔顿 对着干
Oh, Penny, you don't want to get into it with Sheldon.
The guy is one lab accident away from being a supervillain.
I don't care. I was in junior rodeo.
I can hogtie and castrate him in 60 seconds.
No need to neuter the nerd.
I can get you back online.
There, see? Problem solved.
SHELDON: Hello, puny insects.
As a consequence of your efforts to circumvent my will,
everyone is awarded one additional strike.
Thanks a lot, Howard.
What are you complaining about?
I'm the one who has to take the class again.
Time to do your laundry, huh?
It's Saturday night.
Saturday is laundry night.
Every Saturday at 8:15.
Easy to anticipate.
What are you implying?
I'm implying that you're a creature of habit.
And if something were to prevent you from doing your laundry
on Saturday at 8:15,
you might find it...
Knuckle under? My ass.
Oh, no, are all the machines taken?
What are you gonna do?
I'll just do my laundry another night.
Well, I guess you can try,
but deep inside your heart,
you'll know that laundry night is always Saturday night.
Woman, you are playing with forces beyond your ken.
Yeah, well, your ken can kiss my Barbie.
Where are my clothes?
-你的衣服 -对 我把它们放在滚筒里洗
Your clothes? Yes, I left them in the washers
and when I went down to get them, they were gone.
Despite the sign that says "Do not leave laundry unattended"?
Sheldon, where are my clothes?
You know, I do recall seeing some female undergarments.
Where was that?
Earlier this evening,
I happened to gaze out the window
and a brassiere caught my eye.
Do those look familiar?
How the hell did you get them up on that telephone wire?
When you understand the laws of physics, Penny,
anything is possible.
And may I add: mwuh-ha-ha.
Get them down.
Well, then may I suggest you get a very long stick
and play panty pinata.
等等 谢尔顿 我们做得过头了
Look, wait, Sheldon, this has gotten out of hand, okay?
I've done some stupid things.
You've done some stupid things.
我们就算扯平 大家平安度日 怎么样啊
How about we just call it even and move on with our lives?
I've done no stupid things.
Look, you've got to meet me halfway here.
I am meeting you halfway.
I'm willing to concede that you've done stupid things.
Hey, you guys are talking again. Good.
Leonard, remember when I said it was on?
Well, now it's junior rodeo on.
Oh, not junior rodeo.
What did you do?
I had no choice, Leonard.
She ruined laundry night.
Telephone wires can't electrocute you, can they?
No. Look, this has to stop.
Oh, no, no, no. It is just beginning.
好吧 我实在是不想这么干 不过
All right, I really didn't want to do this, but...
Oh, my God.
He can never know that I gave that to you.
Look, I said I wanted to hurt him, but...
It'll shorten the war by five years
and save millions of lives.
停下 对了 就是这里
Oh, pause it. That's it. Confirmed.
We now have the address of the Top Model house.
God bless you, Google Street View registered trademark.
Okay, for the record,
what you're doing is really creepy.
You know what? If it's "creepy"
to use the Internet, military satellites, and robot aircraft
to find a house full of gorgeous young models
so that I can drop in on them unexpectedly,
then fine, I'm "creepy."
你好 好的 稍等一下 我去叫他
Oh, hi. Yeah, hold on a second. I'll get him.
Sheldon, it's for you.
Who is it? Your mother.
Hi, Mom. How are you?
she keeps sitting in my spot.
And-and she touched my food.
是的 我是拿了她衣服 不过是她先挑拨我的
Okay, yes, I took her clothes, but she started it...
No, that's not fair.
Why should I have to apologize?
Yeah, I really don't think this is the kind of thing
Jesus concerns himself with.
No, you're right.
I don't really know what Jesus thinks about.
All right, good-bye.
Did you tell on me?
Are you kidding me?
I already have two strikes.
I am very, very sorry for what I have done.
Here's your laundry.
I rescind your strikes
and you are no longer banished.
Can I sit wherever I want?
Never mind, never mind.
That's, that's not important.
Sheldon, this was big of you.
Thank you. I really appreciate it.
Good night, Sheldon.
记住 能力越大 责任越大[蜘蛛侠经♥典台词]
Just remember: with great power comes great responsibility.
Can I help you
Yes, we here to fix the cable.
I think we have satellite.
That's what I meant.
Oh. Okay, come on in.
She's taller than all the women in my family combined.
What do we do now?
Follow Mrs. Wolowitz.