What is shaking?
It's colloquial, a conversation opener.
So, do you find the weather satisfying?
Are you currently sharing in the triumph
of some local sports team?
What's wrong with you? you're freaking me out.
I'm striking up a casual conversation with you.
Please don't do that.
But I'm given to understand that
when you have something awkward to discuss with someone,
it's more palatable to preface it with banal chit chat.
So, this wasn't the awkward part?
Oh, all right.
Oh, good, I used that right.
说正事吧 你应该已经注意到了 莱纳德最近
Anyway, you're aware that leonard has entered into a new
Romantic relationship which includes a sexual component?
Okay, feeling the awkward now.
Her name is dr.Stephanie barnett and she is a highly
Distinguished surgical resident at freemont memorial.
Yeah, leonard told me. good.
What he may have left out is
how important this relationship is to me.
Yes, see, of the handful of women leonard's been involved with,
She's the only one I have ever found tolerable.
Well, what about me?
The statement stands for itself.
Well, aren't you sweet?
Anyway, should you have any interaction with her,
It would be most helpful that she not see you as a sexual rival.
Yeah, I think she's pretty safe.
You say that now, but consider the following senario
you're sitting in your apartment,
It's late, you're alone.
Your hypothalamus is swimming in a soup of estrogen and
Progesterone and suddenly even
Leonard seems like a viable sexual candidate.
Or a, uh, "hookup"
As it's referred to by today's urban youth.
Now, should that happen,
I would ask you to find some way to suppress your libido.
I could think about you.
Fine, whatever works.
Always nice talking to you, sheldon.
Uh, peace out!
Well, this is very pleasant.
Glad you're enjoying yourself.
And you said there'd never be enough pasta for the three of us.
I stand corrected.
You know, italian housewives have a rule of thumb.
A handful of dry pasta about an inch in diameter is
Sufficient for each person as it doubles in volume when cooked.
That's very interesting.
She doesn't mean it. she's just being nice.
Since leonard seems to be dropping the conversational ball,
I guess I'll just have to pick it up.
Have you ever witnessed a violent crime?
What's your favorite fruit?
Hmm, technically not a fruit, but all right.
Where did you do your medical internship?
Uh, lawrence memorial in galveston, texas.
Really? that's where I was born!
I spent so much of my childhood at that hospital.
When I was 12, I got to ride there in a helicopter.
Why, w-w-what happened?
A little mishap while I was building my own cat scanner.
I'm sorry, you tried to build your own cat scanner?
No, I didn't try, I succeeded.
In fact, I was briefly able to see
the inside of my sister's guinea pig,
Snowball, before he caught fire.
It led to an interesting
"not a snowball's chance in a cat scanner."
When I come back,just for fun,
the subject will be alternative history.
How would the civil war have gone differently
If lincoln had been a robot sent from the future?
Look at that, there's even pasta left over.
Do you understand that this was supposed to be a date?
Do you? because frankly,
you've been in a foul mood since I sat down.
好吧 那我的问题是 你为什么要坐下
Okay, here's my question. why did you sit down?
Look, if you fail at this relationship,
and history suggests you will,
Then we risk losing the medical officer
That our landing party has always needed.
What landing party?
你是寇克 我是史波克 沃罗威茨是史考特
You're kirk, I'm spock, wolowitz is scotty,
Koothrappali is the guy who always gets killed...
And now we've got mccoy.
We're all standing around looking at the post-op x ray
and there it is,
Clear as day, right in the guy's chest cavity...
One of my earrings.
Oh, my god, what did you do?
What do you think I did?
I discreetly slipped off the other earring,
Put it in my pocket and then got the hell out of there!
I have a bone to pick with you, sir.
I'm sorry I'm late,
But yourompanion left the most indecipherable invitation.
"we're going to the movies."
啥电影 啥影院 啥时候
What movie? what theater? what time?
If you were trying to make it impossible to locate you,
You couldn't have done a better job.
Oh, clearly I could have.