all right,just a few more feet. And...
准备好 先生们 Elzebob大门到了
here we are,gentlemen,the gates of elzebob.
Don't panic. This is what the last 97 hours have been about.
Stay frosty. There's a horde of armed goblins
on the other side of that gate guarding the sword of asaroth.
战士们 拔出你们的武器 法师们 举起你们的魔杖
Warriors,unsheathe your weapons. Magic wielders,raise your wands.
Lock and load.
Raj,blow the gates.
Blowing the gates.
oh,my god,so many goblins!
别傻站在那里 向前开路! 向前开路!
Don't just stand there,slash and move,slash and move!
Stay in formation!
Leonard,you got one on your tail.
没事 我脑后长眼着呢 我会干掉他的
That's all right,my tail's prehensile- - I'll swat him off.
I got him,leonard.
Tonight I spice my mead with goblin blood.
Raj 不要 这是个陷阱! 他们在夹击我们!
Raj,no,it's a trap! They're flanking us!
He's got me!
Sheldon 他打中Raj了 快用你的催眠咒!
Sheldon,he's got raj. Use your sleep spell!
I've got the sword of asaroth!
别管剑了 Sheldon 快救Raj!
Forget the sword,sheldon,help raj!
There is no more sheldon.
I am the sword master!
Damn it,man,we're dying here!
Good - bye,peasants!
the bastard teleported!
He's selling the sword of asaroth on ebay.
You betrayed us for money? Who are you?
I'm a rogue night elf. Don't you people read character descriptions?
Wait,wait,wait! Somebody just clicked "buy it now."
I am the sword master!
Our whole universe was in a hot,dense state
140亿年前大爆炸 哦稍等 *
then nearly 14 billion years go expansion started... wait!
地球开始冷却 生物开始繁衍 *
The earth began to cool the autotrophs began to drool,
neanderthals developed tools
we built the wall
我们创造金字塔 数学 科学 历史 *
we built the pyramids
math, science,history, unraveling the mystery
that all started with a big bang bang!
哦 我身上都是汗 谁想再进入<第二人生>游个泳?
Ooh,I'm all sweaty. Anybody want to log on to second life and go swimming?
I just built a virtual pool.
No. I can't look at you or your avatar right now.
sounds like your neighbor's home.
Don't forget the mail you took accidentally on purpose
so you'd have an excuse to talk to her.
噢 对 对
偷窃信箱邮件 很老套的方法 我喜欢
Stealing snail mail, very old school. I like it.
Penny 邮差又... 哦 抱歉
Penny,the mailman,did it again... he... oh,sorry.
嗨 Leonard 这是Doug
Um,oh,hi,leonard. This is doug.
Doug,this is my neighbor leonard.
Is everything okay?
是啊 我只是... 我又错拿了你的信 给你
Yeah,no,I just... I got your mail again. Here.
Thank you. I've got to talk to that mailman.
Oh,no,that's probably not such a good idea.
You know,civil servants have a documented propensity to,you know,snap,so...
okay. Well,thank you again.
No problem. Bye.
Oh,and bye... bro.
Penny for your thoughts.
What's the matter?
I'm fine. Penny's fine.
The guy she's kissing is really fine.
接吻 哪一种? 脸颊? 嘴唇? 情人? 朋友?
Kissing? What kind of kissing? Cheeks, lips, chase, French?
What is wrong with you?
I'm a romantic.
Please don't tell me that your hopeless infatuation is devolving into pointless jealousy.
I'm not jealous. I'm just a little concerned for her.
I didn't like the look of the guy that she was with.
Because he looks better than you?
He was kind of dreamy.
Well,at least now you can retrieve the black box from the twisted,
olsmdering wreckage that was once your fantasy of dating her
and analyze the data so that you don't crash into geek mountain again.
我反对 爱情不是短跑 而是马拉松
I disagree. Love is not a sprint. It's a marathon.
a relentless pursuit that only ends when she falls into your arms...
or hits you with the pepper spray.
No,I'm done with penny.
I'm going to be more realistic and go after someone my own speed.
不知道... Olivia Geiger
I don't know... olivia geiger.
The dietician at the cafeteria with the limp and the lazy eye?
Oh,I don't think you have a shot there.
我注意到Leslie Winkle 最近在刮她的腿毛
I have noticed that leslie winkle recently started shaving her legs.
Now given that winter is coming,
one can only assume she's signaling sexual availability.
I don't know. You guys work in the same lab.
这有隐患 相信我 我清楚
There are pitfalls. Trust me,I know.
When it comes to sexual harassment law,I'm a bit of a self taught expert.
Howard 如果我要约Leslie Winkle出去 也只是吃顿饭
Look,howard,if I were to ask leslie winkle out,it would just be for dinner.
I'm not going to walk into the lab,ask her to strip naked and dance for me.
Oh,then you're probably okay.
Leslie,I would like to propose an experiment...
- 戴上眼镜 Leonard - 好吧
- goggles,leonard. - Right.
Leslie,I would like p toropose an experiment.
I'm trying to see how long it takes a 500 - kilowatt oxygen iodine laser
to heat up my cup a' noodles.