莱尔德和潘妮的第一次蹩脚的约会

魔兽中...
非常好 再前进几步...
all right,just a few more feet. And...
准备好 先生们 Elzebob大门到了
here we are,gentlemen,the gates of elzebob.
上帝啊
Good lord.
别慌 坚持97小时的战斗就为了这一刻
Don't panic. This is what the last 97 hours have been about.
待着别动 一群装备武器的地精
Stay frosty. There's a horde of armed goblins
正在门的另一边 守卫着艾辛诺斯之刃
on the other side of that gate guarding the sword of asaroth.
战士们 拔出你们的武器 法师们 举起你们的魔杖
Warriors,unsheathe your weapons. Magic wielders,raise your wands.
准备好了
Lock and load.
Raj 推开大门
Raj,blow the gates.
推开大门
Blowing the gates.
Control Shift...
Control,shift...
B!
b!
天啊 那么多地精!
oh,my god,so many goblins!
别傻站在那里 向前开路! 向前开路!
Don't just stand there,slash and move,slash and move!
保持阵形!
Stay in formation!
Leonard 有个敌人在你背后
Leonard,you got one on your tail.
没事 我脑后长眼着呢 我会干掉他的
That's all right,my tail's prehensile- - I'll swat him off.
我打中他了 Leonard
I got him,leonard.
今晚我要用那地精的血来祭酒
Tonight I spice my mead with goblin blood.
Raj 不要 这是个陷阱! 他们在夹击我们!
Raj,no,it's a trap! They're flanking us!
我被打中了!
He's got me!
Sheldon 他打中Raj了 快用你的催眠咒!
Sheldon,he's got raj. Use your sleep spell!
Sheldon Sheldon?
Sheldon... sheldon?
我拿到了艾辛诺斯之刃!
I've got the sword of asaroth!
别管剑了 Sheldon 快救Raj!
Forget the sword,sheldon,help raj!
我不再是Sheldon了
There is no more sheldon.
我是剑圣!
I am the sword master!
Leonard 当心!
Leonard,look out!
该死 我们快不行了!
Damn it,man,we're dying here!
再见了 土人们!
Good - bye,peasants!
那混♥蛋走了!
the bastard teleported!
他在ebay上出♥售那把艾辛诺斯之刃
He's selling the sword of asaroth on ebay.
你为了钱背叛我们? 你怎么这样?
You betrayed us for money? Who are you?
我是暗夜精灵盗贼 你们没有读过角色介绍吗?
I'm a rogue night elf. Don't you people read character descriptions?
等等! 有人点♥击了"立即购买"
Wait,wait,wait! Somebody just clicked "buy it now."
我是剑圣!
I am the sword master!
宇宙是个大火炉 *
Our whole universe was in a hot,dense state
140亿年前大爆炸 哦稍等 *
then nearly 14 billion years go expansion started... wait!
地球开始冷却 生物开始繁衍 *
The earth began to cool the autotrophs began to drool,
尼安得特尔人发明工具*
neanderthals developed tools
我们建造墙瓦 *
we built the wall
我们创造金字塔 数学 科学 历史 *
we built the pyramids
揭露奥秘 *
math, science,history, unraveling the mystery
就从宇宙大爆炸开始! *
that all started with a big bang bang!
哦 我身上都是汗 谁想再进入<第二人生>游个泳?
Ooh,I'm all sweaty. Anybody want to log on to second life and go swimming?
我刚建了个虚拟游泳池
I just built a virtual pool.
不 我现在不想看见你或是你的兽身
No. I can't look at you or your avatar right now.
好像是隔壁的声音
sounds like your neighbor's home.
失陪
Excuse me.
别忘了带上你"无意"拿到的信件
Don't forget the mail you took accidentally on purpose
这样你就有借口跟她说话了
so you'd have an excuse to talk to her.
噢 对 对
Oh,right,right,right,right.
偷窃信箱邮件 很老套的方法 我喜欢
Stealing snail mail, very old school. I like it.
Penny 邮差又... 哦 抱歉
Penny,the mailman,did it again... he... oh,sorry.
嗨 Leonard 这是Doug
Um,oh,hi,leonard. This is doug.
Doug 这是我邻居Leonard
Doug,this is my neighbor leonard.
有事吗 老兄?
What's up,bro?
没什么...
Not much...
老兄
bro.
一切还好吧?
Is everything okay?
是啊 我只是... 我又错拿了你的信 给你
Yeah,no,I just... I got your mail again. Here.
谢谢 我得和邮差说说了
Thank you. I've got to talk to that mailman.
不 这主意不怎么好
Oh,no,that's probably not such a good idea.
人民公仆总是非常容易...动粗
You know,civil servants have a documented propensity to,you know,snap,so...
好吧 还是谢谢你
okay. Well,thank you again.
没问题 再见
No problem. Bye.
哦 再见...老兄
Oh,and bye... bro.
呆呆地在想什么呢? (此谚语中正好有Penny一词)
Penny for your thoughts.
怎么回事?
What's the matter?
我很好 Penny也很好
I'm fine. Penny's fine.
和她接吻的家伙也很好
The guy she's kissing is really fine.
接吻 哪一种? 脸颊? 嘴唇? 情人? 朋友?
Kissing? What kind of kissing? Cheeks, lips, chase, French?
你什么毛病啊?
What is wrong with you?
我是个浪漫主义者
I'm a romantic.
别告诉我你不可救药的迷恋 发展成了无意义的嫉妒
Please don't tell me that your hopeless infatuation is devolving into pointless jealousy.
我不是嫉妒 只是有点担心她
I'm not jealous. I'm just a little concerned for her.
我不怎么喜欢那家伙的长相
I didn't like the look of the guy that she was with.
因为他长得比你帅气?
Because he looks better than you?
是啊
Yeah.
可以说是梦幻般的外形
He was kind of dreamy.
只是你现在还能从燃烧的废墟里
Well,at least now you can retrieve the black box from the twisted,
找回装满对她美妙幻想的黑匣子
olsmdering wreckage that was once your fantasy of dating her
好好分析下数据 你就不会再坠入"呆子谷"
and analyze the data so that you don't crash into geek mountain again.
我反对 爱情不是短跑 而是马拉松
I disagree. Love is not a sprint. It's a marathon.
永不放弃地追逐 直到她最终投入你的怀抱
a relentless pursuit that only ends when she falls into your arms...
或是用防狼喷雾剂喷你
or hits you with the pepper spray.
不 我和Penny结束了
No,I'm done with penny.
我要更现实些 去追求合我拍的人
I'm going to be more realistic and go after someone my own speed.
比如谁?
Like who?
不知道... Olivia Geiger
I don't know... olivia geiger.
自助餐厅里那个有点跛 还有弱视的营养学家?
The dietician at the cafeteria with the limp and the lazy eye?
是的
Yeah.
哦 我看你没戏
Oh,I don't think you have a shot there.
我注意到Leslie Winkle 最近在刮她的腿毛
I have noticed that leslie winkle recently started shaving her legs.
既然冬天都已经到了
Now given that winter is coming,
只能说明她是在暗示 她可以作为做♥爱对象
one can only assume she's signaling sexual availability.
我不清楚 你们在同一个实验室
I don't know. You guys work in the same lab.
所以呢?
So?
这有隐患 相信我 我清楚
There are pitfalls. Trust me,I know.
说到性骚扰的相关法律 我可是自学而成的专家
When it comes to sexual harassment law,I'm a bit of a self taught expert.
Howard 如果我要约Leslie Winkle出去 也只是吃顿饭
Look,howard,if I were to ask leslie winkle out,it would just be for dinner.
我不会去实验室 要她为我跳脱衣舞
I'm not going to walk into the lab,ask her to strip naked and dance for me.
哦 那你就没事了
Oh,then you're probably okay.
嗨 Leslie
Hello,leslie.
嗨 Leonard
Hi,leonard.
Leslie 我建议做个实验...
Leslie,I would like to propose an experiment...
- 戴上眼镜 Leonard - 好吧
- goggles,leonard. - Right.
Leslie 我建议做个实验
Leslie,I would like p toropose an experiment.
等一下
Hang on.
我想试试一个500千瓦氧碘激光器
I'm trying to see how long it takes a 500 - kilowatt oxygen iodine laser
得花多久把我的杯装泡面加热
to heat up my cup a' noodles.