I'd be the first one to know about it?
Oh, sweetie, you'd be the last one to know about it.
Hmm, cute dresses.
I bet this looks great on you!
We're not living together.
Scented candles, fuzzy slippers,
Ooh! Floral bed sheets?
We're not living together.
Okay, moving on.
Now, who are these guys at Disney World?
Uh, the big dog is Goofy,
but the older couple with the mouse ears , I have no idea.
We're not living together!
You're going to go down swinging, huh?
All right, well, we got your body lotion,
your InStyle Magazine, your jewelry box.
Where's my Bat Signal?
You have a Bat Signal?
I did. It was right here.
一定是她 天呐 我们是同居了
She must've-- Oh, my God, we're living together.
Really? What was your first clue?
Yeah, Sthanie got them for me.
Actually, I think it's more of wool, fire ant blend.
So, the girlfriend's buying clothes for you, huh?
It is actually.
In fact, I gave it a lot of thought
and I decided it was time for us to live together.
Ba Oh, Leonard, huge mistake.
There's a whole buffet of women out there and you're just
standing in the corner eating the same deviled egg
over and over again.
At least I have an egg. What do you have?
A veritable smorgasbord of potential sexual partners.
See the blonde over there?
I can hit on her and you can't.
So, go hit on her.
She's not my type.
Too bad, 'cause she was checking you out before.
Of course not. Look at her.
I don't care what you guys think.
Stephanie and I are very happy living together.
I will give either of you 20 dollars, right now
to trade pants with me.
Sheldon, what are you doing here?
130 over 80. A little high.
We can attribute that to the stress
of sneaking past the security desk.
Where did you get the stethoscope
and the blood pressure cuff?
My aunt Marion gave them to me for my 12th birthday.
She thought if I failed at theoretical physics
that I should have a trade to fall back on.
And by the way, the blood pressure cuff
is called a sphygmomanometer.
Didn't they teach you that in medical school?
I'm kinda busy here, Sheldon.
All I need is for you to authorize these tests.
A cardiac stress test, a full body MRI,
肌电图 全血细胞计数 葡萄糖基线
anlectromyogram, a CBC, baseline glucose.
Oh, and an exploratory laparoscopy.
Last time I had hiccups, it felt like my diaphragm
was just going through the motions.
Go home, Sheldon.
Can I at least have the upper GI?
I already drank the barium!
Oh, good. Do you have any fabric softener?
What are you washing? A crocodile?
No, the pants that Stephanie got me.
Oh, sweetie, you can't machinwash these.
They'll be ruined.
-Are you sure? -Absolutely.
Oh, no. I wish you'd told me that sooner.
Are you guys having problems?
No, everything's fine.
Yeah. It's wonderful.
Okay, maybe this whole living together
发生得太快了 但没有问题的 挺好的
happened kind of suddenly, but it's fine, it's great.
Okay, Leonard, honey, you know,
if you're uncomfortable with the way things are going,
you're allowed to say something.
Are you sure? That doesn't sound right.
Believe me, your feelings are just as important as hers.
No that doesn't sound right either.
Just tell her you need the relationship to move
at a pace that you both are comfortable with.
Yeah, I could say something like that to her.
I'll go do that.
You have a really good grasp on this.
Maybe you could talk to her?
You're kidding, right?
No, but that's okay.
I'll go talk to her.
Want to come with?
You were right. Your larynx is terribly inflamed.
I mean, I've never seen anything like it.
I knew it!
What do I do?!
You're going to need to stop talking immediately.
For how-- Dut-dut-dut.
Hey. Oh, hi, honey.
What's going on?
I just performed a "Sheldonectomy."
小心点 如果没痊愈 下次会更厉害
Careful, if you don't get it all, it'll only come back worse.
Listen, we need to talk.
Do we need to talk or "do we need to talk"?
I don't know what that means.
好吧 你为什么不直接告诉我 你想要告诉我什么
Okay, why don't you just tell me what it is you have to tell me?
好的 那个 就是
Okay, um, well, look, it's just that...
things between you and me have been going pretty quick.