It's just a little scary.
Well, yeah, but scary good, right?
When is scary not good?
But... okay, um, I have feelings, right?
Okay, and it's perfectly okay
to express those feelings, right?
当然 亲爱的你为什么不 告诉我你的感受呢
Of course honey why don't you tell me what it is you're feeling?
Okay, well, I ju... I think it's important to remember
that we move at a pace that is our speed
and-- Oh, shoot, I had it!
Okay, how about this?
How about I tell you what I'm feeling?
Really? Right now?
I just ate, aren't you supposed to wait an hour?
I think that's for swimming.
I just hope I don't get cramps.
Oh, I put your clothes in the dryer.
-Your pants are ruined. -Good.
So, how did the talk with Stephanie go?
Well, um, on one level, really, really well.
So, you told her you wanted to slow things down?
but, uh, I did tell her that I had feelings.
Good, good. And then what?
And then, uh, the subject got changed somehow.
You had sex, didn't you?
Um... little bit.
Okay, well, it sounds like things are going to work out.
Yeah, it's all good.
Everything's going to work out.
One way or another.
come on, Leonard,
You are entitled to try and make things go the way you want them to.
You don't always have to go along with what the woman wants.
Nothing. Just... rethinking my whole life.
Okay, here's the thing.
I'm afraid that if I ask her to move out, she'll just dump me.
Well, it's a chance you have to take.
我是说 如果注定要这样 躲也躲不过
I mean, look, if it's meant to be, it'll be.
Okay, so what do I say to her?
I don't know.
I mean, what have women said to you when they wanted to slow a relationship down?
I really like you, but I want to see how things go with Mark?
Yeah, that'll slow it down.
I'm sorry, I totally interrupted you.
What were you saying?
Oh, right, yeah, um...
So, Stephanie, here's the thing.
I really like you.
噢 天哪 你要说那番话了
Oh, God, here comes the speech.
"I really like you,
"but maybe we should spend a little less time together
"'cause I need my space but I'll call you on Tuesday"
接着你再也不会打电话给我了 所以只能我打给你 但你不会回我
and then you never call me so I call you,but you don't call me back
and then when I run into you at the coffee shop,
you pretend like you've been having problems
with your voice mail and I know that you're lying,
but I pretend like I don't care even though I'm dying inside!
不 不是的 我不会那样说的
No, no! I wasn't going to say any of that.
I was just going to say...
I really like you.
'Cause I really like you, too.
- Hey.- Hey.
恩 斯蒂芬妮给我买的 这衣服挺有趣的
Yeah, Stephanie got it for me. It's kind of fun.
It's got a big bird on it, dude.
是 是的 这就是它有趣的地方嘛
Yeah, yeah, that's the fun part.
We're also getting new curtains for my bedroom,
and a dust ruffle, and a duvet,
and I don't even know what a duvet is,
but I'm pretty sure if I did I wouldn't want one,
but every time I talk to her about moving out,
she cries and we have sex.
你真幸运 和我在一起 通常会是另一种结果
You're lucky. With me, it's usually the other way around.
你知道吗 如果你不忍心当面说 为什么不发短信跟她说呢
You know, if you can't talk to her, why don't you just text her?
Isn't that kind of cowardly?
哦 是的 但总比被欺骗好吧
Oh, yeah. It's beyond contemptible.
It's true, but on the other hand you are wearing a bird sweater.
"I think it would be better for our relationship if you moved back to your place."
There. It's done.
Good for you.
是的 我真棒 我再也不能享受到性♥爱了
Yeah, good for me. I'll never have sex again.
I was wrong.See ya.
COMPUTER: I have an inflamed larynx.
COMPUTER: We're out of herbal tea. Do you have any?
Okay, let me check.
COMPUTER: Some hiney would be nice, too.
肛♥门[肛♥门的俚语 较粗俗 但也很流行]