我有点怕怕
It's just a little scary.
又惊又喜那种对吧
Well, yeah, but scary good, right?
当然
Sure...
怕怕什么时候不是又惊又喜呢
When is scary not good?
但是 我也有感受的对吧
But... okay, um, I have feelings, right?
好的 那么我表述我的感觉
Okay, and it's perfectly okay
应该没有关系对吧
to express those feelings, right?
当然 亲爱的你为什么不 告诉我你的感受呢
Of course honey why don't you tell me what it is you're feeling?
好的 我就是觉得我们得
Okay, well, I ju... I think it's important to remember
按照我们的步调前进
that we move at a pace that is our speed
囧 我背下来的
and-- Oh, shoot, I had it!
好吧 这样如何
Okay, how about this?
让我说说我的感觉如何
How about I tell you what I'm feeling?
怎么了
What's that?
真的假的 现在吗
Really? Right now?
为什么不
Why not?
刚吃了饭的 饭后不是不能剧烈运动吗
I just ate, aren't you supposed to wait an hour?
是不能游泳吧
I think that's for swimming.
好吧
Oh, okay.
我就希望我不会抽筋就行了
I just hope I don't get cramps.
我把你的衣服放到烘干机里了
Oh, I put your clothes in the dryer.
谢谢
Thank you.
-你的裤子毁了 -太好了
-Your pants are ruined. -Good.
你和斯蒂芬妮谈的如何
So, how did the talk with Stephanie go?
某种意义上讲 谈得超好
Well, um, on one level, really, really well.
你告诉她你想慢点来啦
So, you told her you wanted to slow things down?
没有讲得这么明确
Not specifically,
不过我的确告诉她了我的感受
but, uh, I did tell her that I had feelings.
很好嘛 然后呢
Good, good. And then what?
然后啊 主题就变了
And then, uh, the subject got changed somehow.
你们上床啦 对吧
You had sex, didn't you?
上了一小下
Um... little bit.
什么
What?
没什么
Nothing.
好吧 听起来进展顺利
Okay, well, it sounds like things are going to work out.
是啊 都很好
Yeah, it's all good.
所有问题都会化解
Everything's going to work out.
不管是怎么化解的
One way or another.
拜托 莱纳德
come on, Leonard,
你有权利试着 让事情按照你喜欢的方式来
You are entitled to try and make things go the way you want them to.
-真的吗 -是的
-Really? -Yes!
你不一定总是要顺着女人的意思
You don't always have to go along with what the woman wants.
什么
What?
没什么 就是在重新思考我的整个人生
Nothing. Just... rethinking my whole life.
好吧 事情是这样的
Okay, here's the thing.
我害怕如果我要她搬出去 她会甩了我
I'm afraid that if I ask her to move out, she'll just dump me.
那你就得冒这个险
Well, it's a chance you have to take.
我是说 如果注定要这样 躲也躲不过
I mean, look, if it's meant to be, it'll be.
真会安慰人
Very comforting.
好吧 我怎么和她说
Okay, so what do I say to her?
我不知道
I don't know.
我的意思是别的女人想要和你慢慢来 她们是怎么说的
I mean, what have women said to you when they wanted to slow a relationship down?
我真的很喜欢你 但我想看看和马克会怎样
I really like you, but I want to see how things go with Mark?
是 那倒是可以让你们的关系慢下来
Yeah, that'll slow it down.
抱歉 我打断你了
I'm sorry, I totally interrupted you.
你刚才说什么来着
What were you saying?
对 恩
Oh, right, yeah, um...
斯蒂芬妮 是这样的
So, Stephanie, here's the thing.
我真的很喜欢你
I really like you.
噢 天哪 你要说那番话了
Oh, God, here comes the speech.
什么话
What speech?
我真的很喜欢你
"I really like you,
但我们或许相处的时间应该再少一点
"but maybe we should spend a little less time together
因为我想要有一点私人空间 但我会周二打电话给你的
"'cause I need my space but I'll call you on Tuesday"
接着你再也不会打电话给我了 所以只能我打给你 但你不会回我
and then you never call me so I call you,but you don't call me back
接着当我某天在咖啡馆遇见你
and then when I run into you at the coffee shop,
你假装你的语音信箱
you pretend like you've been having problems
好像坏了 但我知道你是在撒谎
with your voice mail and I know that you're lying,
但我假装不在乎 即使在心里我已经想死你了
but I pretend like I don't care even though I'm dying inside!
不是的
No!
不 不是的 我不会那样说的
No, no! I wasn't going to say any of that.
我刚才是想说
I was just going to say...
我是真的很喜欢你
I really like you.
噢 太好了
Oh, good!
因为我也真的很喜欢你
'Cause I really like you, too.
棒极了[同义:太糟了]
Terrific.
嘿
Hey.
-嘿 -嘿
- Hey.- Hey.
毛衣挺不错的嘛
nice sweater.
恩 斯蒂芬妮给我买的 这衣服挺有趣的
Yeah, Stephanie got it for me. It's kind of fun.
上面有一只大鸟诶 老兄
It's got a big bird on it, dude.
是 是的 这就是它有趣的地方嘛
Yeah, yeah, that's the fun part.
我们还把我的卧室换了新窗帘
We're also getting new curtains for my bedroom,
还有一个新床罩 和一床羽绒被
and a dust ruffle, and a duvet,
而我甚至都不知道羽绒被是什么东西
and I don't even know what a duvet is,
但我敢肯定不会是我想要的
but I'm pretty sure if I did I wouldn't want one,
但我每次和她说搬出去住的事情
but every time I talk to her about moving out,
她就哭起来然后和我做♥爱
she cries and we have sex.
你真幸运 和我在一起 通常会是另一种结果
You're lucky. With me, it's usually the other way around.
你知道吗 如果你不忍心当面说 为什么不发短信跟她说呢
You know, if you can't talk to her, why don't you just text her?
不觉得这有点像懦夫的行为吗
Isn't that kind of cowardly?
哦 是的 但总比被欺骗好吧
Oh, yeah. It's beyond contemptible.
是的 但是另一方面你正穿着一件有鸟的毛衣
It's true, but on the other hand you are wearing a bird sweater.
同意
Sold.
我想这会使我们的关系更好 如果你搬回你的地方去住
"I think it would be better for our relationship if you moved back to your place."
看 搞定了
There. It's done.
你真棒
Good for you.
是的 我真棒 我再也不能享受到性♥爱了
Yeah, good for me. I'll never have sex again.
我错了 回头见
I was wrong.See ya.
佩妮
Penny.
佩妮
Penny.
佩妮
Penny.
谢尔顿
Sheldon?
我喉咙发炎了
COMPUTER: I have an inflamed larynx.
什么事啊
Okay?
我们的药草茶喝完了 你有吗
COMPUTER: We're out of herbal tea. Do you have any?
好的 让我找找啊
Okay, let me check.
有肛♥门也不错
COMPUTER: Some hiney would be nice, too.
肛♥门[肛♥门的俚语 较粗俗 但也很流行]
Hiney?
是蜂蜜
COMPUTER: Honey.