I've always loved trains.
if my career in theoretical physics hadn't worked out,
my backup plan
was to become a professional ticket taker.
And when I figured out that trains allowed me
to prove Newton's first law--
an object in motion stays in motion
with the same speed and in the same direction
unless acted upon by an unbalanced force--
I felt like Neil Armstrong on the moon,
alone and happy.
Shelly, dinner's ready!
I don't care how dimwitted you are.
Scientific principles have to make you smile.
Of course, nobody I knew in East Texas
in 1989 cared about Newtonian physics.
The only Newtons they cared about
were Wayne and Fig.
Sheldon, if you don't get in here,
I'm gonna lick your toothbrush! Coming!
That's my sister.
And she's done it before.
What the hell were you doing out there?
What language? So?
I was exploring dimensional kinematics.
Admit it-- he's adopted.
How can I be adopted when I have a twin sister?
用脑啊 猴哥 用脑
Think, monkey, think.
No one's adopted.
I wish I was.
That can still be arranged.
Now, let's pray.
A moment, please.
- Leave him be. - He can hold hands with his family.
It won't kill him.
We don't know that.
Georgie, did you wash your hands before dinner?
Or even this week?
None of your business.
Hence the mittens.
Thank you, God, for this food we're about to receive
and for the nourishment of our bodies,
and bless the hands that prepared it.
How come we ain't got no tater tots?
I made tater tots last night.
I'd take tater tots over mashed potaters any day.
Just eat what I made you.
Can we at least have tater tots tomorrow?
It was family dinners like this
that led me to adopt a mid-Atlantic accent.
Nobel Prize winners...
ought not be orderin' tater tots.
Everybody excited to start school Monday?
I guess so.
Freshman year, that's a big deal.
How can I be excited when he's gonna be
in the same grade as me?
别担心 乔治 我没打算
Don't worry, Georgie, I'm not planning
on being in the ninth grade for very long.
All I know is he's not in the same grade as me anymore,
and I'm thrilled.
Good luck with your finger painting.
You're gonna get your ass kicked in high school.
I'm not going to be assaulted.
High school is a haven for higher learning.
Oh, dear God.
Speaking of God, who's going to church with me tomorrow?
I'm meeting with the other coaches.
You can't meet after church?
不行 玛丽 不能等去完教堂再见
No, Mary, I can't meet after church.
I got to study my playbook.
I'll go with you, Mom.
Why are you going?
You don't believe in God.
No, but I believe in Mom.
I'll take it. Missy?
Can't, Heather asked me to...
- You're goin'. - Son of a bitch.
Don't you throw something at the dinner table.
Jane Goodall had to go to Africa to study apes.
I just had to go to dinner.
Never at the dinner table!
You knock that off, George!
D-Do not retaliate!
♪ 前进吧 基♥督♥教的士兵 ♪
♪ Onward, Christian soldiers ♪
♪ 向战场前进 ♪
♪ Marching as to war ♪
♪ 带着耶稣的十字 ♪
♪ With the cross of Jesus ♪
♪ 向前进 ♪
♪ Going on before. ♪
In Matthew nine, verse four, Jesus said,
" 你们为什么心里怀着恶念呢 "
" Why would you entertain evil thoughts in your hearts? "
Do you have evil thoughts?
I just don't think this part applies to me.
That's fine. Be quiet and listen.
I'm only nine years old.
Most evil doesn't start till puberty.
Do you have evil thoughts?
I'm having one right now.
Really? What is it?
When we get home, I'm gonna kick your little balls.
You can't. They haven't descended yet.
- Mom? - What?
When should I be expecting my testicles?
What is wrong with him?
Nothin' is wrong with him.
Now, turn around before I knock your lights out.
...think continually on these things.
A good thought leads to a good thing.
You feel it in your body. You feel it in your...
My mom was my Christian soldier.
And for the record, they descended when I was 15.
Shelly, it's your last day of summer.
Go out and enjoy it.
But I have to learn the student handbook.
Ooh, did you know extreme hairstyles,
goatees and mustaches are not allowed?
I personally find that very reassuring.
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