Up here! Hurry!
Oh, my God. Shirley!
This is for you.
I didn't order that.
Tell him thanks, but I'm...
Do you want me to pour it out?
Tell you what,
what's the weirdest thing you guys have on the happy hour menu?
Like, the thing no one ever orders.
So I'm minding my own business over there and all of a sudden...
I had to repay you for the drink.
So you sent me a plate of, uh...
Boneless Caribbean jerk wings.
Serves me right for not being able to spot a ring at ten yards.
No way that's ten yards.
I never really thought about it,
but you send someone a drink--
- Without their consent. - And it's socially acceptable.
- But you send someone an appetizer-- - Without their consent.
Yeah, it's really, really weird.
I'm sorry, I'm just trying to be funny.
It's been a minute, I guess.
Can I sit here while I eat these?
- You don't have to eat them. - Oh, sure I do.
I will keep it professional. Hand to God.
We can chat, um, embalming technique.
That's what these things are for, right?
No funny stuff.
I guess that's the thing about starting your own home,
they just never tell you.
It's not like buying a house, not even a little.
I didn't sleep for two years.
And mine was pre-owned, too.
I didn't hear last call.
Well, I guess that's it.
You were true to your word.
I always am.
Very well behaved.
I seldom am.
- On that note-- - Oh, no.
-别说 -不 我只是说
- Don't do it. - I'm not. I'm just saying,
- since we missed last call-- -You're gonna do it.
I've got all the makings of a mean martini in my room
if you want a nightcap.
I did really good right up until the end there.
You did. The one-yard line.
- Such a guy. - I can't help it.
It's taken 60 million years to develop
the carnivorous biped you see before you.
Thank you, anyway.
It was nice to meet you, and I enjoyed the conversation,
but I'm going to say goodnight.
That's not what you said, though.
You looked at my ring,
and then I said the thing about the carnivorous biped,
and you said...
Let's see what kind of martini it makes.
我们走出酒吧 穿过大厅 进了电梯
We walked out of the bar, crossed the lobby, into the elevator,
and you had that martini, didn't you?
How old was Jayden then? Six?
And Allie was...
- Two. - Two.
It had been diapers and bills for years
and you had just bought the business
and it was in the red and life was...
- Loud. - It was hungry, too.
The bills were screaming and the children were screaming
and your husband just... drifted out of focus, didn't he?
And you were so far away from home for the first time in so long.
You looked at my wedding ring right before you answered.
It was gross. You were married and you were pushy--
That ring closed the deal.
You went upstairs with me because of the ring,
because the ring meant...
You had as much to lose as I did.
And that was a calculation,
You don't know me.
Well, that was the whole point. Just a fling.
People have them all the time, but not you.
I mean, the whole thing was so not you.
But God, who would have guessed how good at it you were.
You got dressed and you flew home
and it was like nothing happened.
You got away with it.
I'm a good wife.
I'm a good... mother.
I'm a good person.
Well, you never did it again.
But you never told him, did you?
And even then, your anger at Theo and Kevin--
You don't want to look at it, do you?
You did this thing.
You did it and you liked it,
and you just decided not to look at it.
Now, that's you all over.
Shirley never wants to look.
But Shirley has to look.
Is everything all right?
I think she's just a little overwhelmed.
She knows something most people don't.
The instant someone dies, they learn everything.
Every secret thing.
And when I die,
I'm going to wake up in that hotel room
and have to watch every single thing she did.
And that scares her so bad,
she hopes she'll die first.
Oh, that's all right.
Come with me.
I fixed her.
I ripped out her organs and eyeballs,
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