- 你卖♥♥了多少娃娃 - 不能告诉你
- How many dolls have you sold? - I can't tell you that.
But you know the answer.
Here are the rules. We shoot in Columbus.
Nobody tells Jeff there are things he can't say.
I didn't realize we were negotiating.
We keep total creative control.
- 我考虑下 - 我没说完
- Let me think about it. - I'm not done.
And every child in America needs to be able
to watch the show for free.
When are you leaving for New York?
Wouldn't you like to know?
So lunch, huh? I love lunch.
You wanna go out or stay in?
I only have cereal.
Yeah, that's fine.
What's it like having me inside you?
except for the odd moment I catch myself
doing something I've never done before,
like learning to walk again.
That was me joking.
So you didn't have to learn how to walk again?
No, I did.
Do you remember stealing my rocket ship?
Ennui calling me a cocksucker?
I don't think so.
There was a second when I thought our souls were fusing.
不 当你开车撞我的时候 我的灵魂就被你碾死了
No, my soul was crushed when you ran over it with your car.
I should've known weed was a big deal for you
after all those anti-drug PSAs that you did in the '90s,
not to mention how upset you were over Will smoking up.
I shouldn't have offered you that joint.
Thanks for saying that.
Can you help me find some weed?
I'm a doctor,
and a patient of mine...
who's a well-known public figure...
is waiting outside.
It's important for his reputation
that no one sees him...
买♥♥大♥麻♥ 所以我们 不如
buy marijuana, so could we, like,
possibly clear the establishment?
抱歉 医生 州法律
Sorry, Doctor. State law
provides these patients with the right to be here.
We could lose our license.
don't wanna break the law.
Who is it?
Am I gonna regret this?
If it makes a difference, I've watched Puppet Time
plenty of times while medicated.
I always learn something new about myself
and about Pickle Barrel Falls.
- 比如说呢 - 比如为什么节目上的
- Like what? - Like how none of the puppets
on the show are mothers, which is weird.
But then you realize the water is your mom
because it's everywhere
and it takes you anywhere that you wanna go.
But it also can't speak,
so it's kinda like how the hardest part of parenting
is sending your kid down the river of life
and being both on the journey,
but unable to steer the ship.
Also, Sy the Wide-Eyed Fly is death.
And Hopscotch the Sasquatch might have leprosy
'cause he's just down to the one leg,
but, you know, what do I know?
I'm just high and a doctor.
I definitely don't wanna smoke anything.
You don't have to smoke anything.
How's your recovery?
Well, I've, uh, lost most of my liver.
I had to quit smoking cold turkey, stop drinking.
I have acute erectile dysfunction
and I lost my job,
but other than those five examples,
I'm really good.
And you and Jill are... the same?
We're a lot stronger now...
That I quit drinking, stopped smoking,
spent more time at home since I've lost my job.
Her teaching me to walk upstairs again
was a real relationship booster.
Well, between you, me, and Ennui Le Stoned,
I too am having a little issue with ED.
Not uncommon after major surgery.
Obviously, it's different for you.
Your car has a garage to pull into.
I'm parked on the street at night
and in the shower.
It's a tea so you don't have to smoke it.
And you dip it in water, so it'll remind you of your mom.
Will you sip drugs with me?
I don't wanna be alone my first time.
Yeah, I'll sip drugs with you.
This reminds me of the night I lost my virginity.
Was she a pot-sipper?
No, but we did it in her grandmother's house
and she had the same tea set.
Nothing like a post-coital digestive biscuit
from Nana's treat jar.
I lost my virginity to an older woman.
I guess that I assumed Jill was your one and only.
She was my second and most special.
Who was your first?
I don't think I should say. She was an actress.
Oh. Would I know her?
She starred in a movie
about the sound of music.
Did you lose your virginity to Julie Andrews?
My sister calls her Cherry Poppins.
How old were you?
I was 16 going on 17.
I was 28. She was 59, but vivacious.
You're familiar with the 1995 Broadway season?
I'm not. No.
I got to go backstage during her run of Victor/Victoria.
Let's just say between me and her Tony nomination,
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