one she famously declined, the other was me.
Which one was she dressed as? Victor or Victoria?
A gentleman never tells.
What are you two doing?
Don't forget to take these.
They're so your liver doesn't fall out of your ass.
Enjoy whatever this is.
Do you like my haircut?
I like your haircut.
Why do you call her "Pancake"?
'Cause on our first date,
we had pancakes.
I'm not feeling anything from this tea.
I don't think I'm high, but I have an idea.
We find the tallest building in the city.
We ride the elevator all the way to the top.
And if the elevator is fast enough,
it should push the blood from our brains to our penises,
solving our erectile disorders.
No, you're high.
See you tomorrow at the mediation.
Don't sound so excited.
Well, I'm not excited.
I'll be excited when you close that Amazon deal
and I get half of it.
I'll be excited about getting half the cash
you squirreled away instead of giving it to charity.
But I'm not excited about the mediation itself.
That sounds boring.
Aren't you gonna ask why I'm in a tuxedo?
I didn't notice.
is one of the most selfless individuals I have met
in my 42 years helping children.
Her generous donation of nearly $1 million...
Will go directly to a new program
focused on Columbus' most at-risk youth.
Deirdre's Kids: No child left behind.
Ladies and gentlemen,
Columbus' Philanthropist of the Year,
I've devoted my life...
To giving a voice to the voiceless,
a hand to the handless,
Why didn't you clap for me?
I just won an award
and a bunch of poor kids got Chromebooks.
I thought you were just avoiding tax evasion.
I'm talking to him.
Is this because you were wrong about the listening doll?
Is it because I'm getting the show back on the air
and you couldn't?
No. I did not make too many demands.
I demanded our worth.
He didn't say anything.
Would you please say something?
They spelled your name wrong.
Where the fuck is Jeff?
Your hand is glued to that trophy, isn't it?
I feel like I'm supposed to be someplace.
- 抱歉 电梯关闭 - 为了科学哦
- Sorry, elevator's closed. - For science.
Okay, moment of truth.
You're a genius.
No. I failed.
Fix me, Peter.
It's the night of the Von Trapp's big party.
Fraulein Maria is out on the patio
teaching Friedrich the Laendler.
Stop. Don't do that.
Captain appears in the doorway, taps his son on the shoulder...
Takes Maria's hand in his crisp, white glove.
- 拜托 彼得 - 最终两个人有情人终成眷属
- Peter, please. - Together at last.
Their two bodies gliding
in perfect synchronicity under the Austrian moonlight.
It's not gonna work.
深情注视 无暇其他 他们甚至都没注意到
So lost in each other's eyes, they don't even notice...
Notice The Baroness approach.
He never loved her.
The Captain's heart melts for Maria,
but she made a vow to God,
which is why she breaks away from him.
- 有点喘不过气 - 嗯
- Breathless. - Yep.
- 被迷住了 - 阿门
- Beguiled - Amen.
Thanks for spending time with me.
I hadn't been getting out much.
No, thanks for the liver.
now I should go see Jill.
I should go buy some ping pong balls and a jar of mayonnaise.
Ping pong balls go in a sock. Mayonnaise in my hand.
- 手♥淫♥用 - 嗯
- To masturbate. - Yeah.
Well, good luck with Pancake.
She really wants you to sign those divorce papers.
Why do you sound like me?
I learned English from watching your show.
It was the only voice I heard, so it's the only voice I have.
You still there?
I have to say good-bye to my best friend today,
but I don't think I can sign the papers.
If I sign them, I won't have any friends left.
I'm sorry, Jeff.
If you're calling your puppet erotica voice double
for relationship advice,
I believe you.
So what should I do?
You have to move on. Sign the papers.
Ugh. I don't wanna do it alone.
I want her to be there with me.
What's her number?
It's okay. You can trust me.
嗨 我是吉尔 抱歉没接到你的电♥话♥
Hi, it's Jill. Sorry I missed your call.
But please leave a message.
你好 吉尔 是我 杰夫
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