开玩笑第二季第五集

Kidding S02E05

Part3

2020年6月1日 15:53

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* Tile slips
你用来拉车的马
* The horse that you drove the cart with
可能会倒下
* May break down
绳结滑动
* Knots slide
横梁分♥裂♥
* Beams split
接缝分离
* Seams divide
曾经适合的东西
* What once fit
那个相伴会让你觉得自己很聪明的人
* The person you felt so smart with
也许会离开
* May leave town
这力量太强大
* The force gets too great
这风吹得太冷
* The wind blows too cold
天慢慢的变晚
* The day grows too late
胶水再也粘不住
* The glue doesn't hold
这错误是命中注定
* The fault is with fate
坚持保留
* Adhered to the hold
其它的计划
* Of some other plan
我们一开始就做了
* We made when we began
心在怀疑
* Hearts doubt
眼睛在漂
* Eyes drift
真♥相♥大白
* Truths out
生活转变
* Lives shift
曾和你一起创作的人
* And someone you once made art with
似乎不重要
* May seem small
只有一开始用的胶水了
* There's only the glue you start with
终于
* After all
自己动手迪尔德丽是对的
D.I.Y. Deirdre's right.
胶水不粘了不是我们的错
The Ungluing isn't our fault.
我很高兴你能理解
I'm glad you understand.
是她的错
It's her fault!
- 什么 - 是的
- What? - Yeah!
都怪她和她无能的粘合剂
Her and her impotent adhesive!
这不是重点
That's not the point.
啊哦要怪你
Oops blames you!
不要担心
Do not a-worry.
我们要用舒缓的旋律
We shall calm this angry mob
让这个生气的暴民冷静下来
with a soothing melody. Ah!
抓住她抓住她抓住她
Get her! Get her! Get her!
亲爱的
Oh, dear!
我漂亮的家
My beautiful home!
这是自从切片面包变成一堆
The greatest thing since sliced bread
不新鲜的面包屑之后最棒的东西了
has been reduced to a pile of stale crumbs!
小无聊
Ennui!
糟了
Zut alors!
他要来带走我的房♥子
He's come to take me from my home!
不不要
No, no!
小无聊呢
Ennui? Ennui?
你在哪小无聊
Where are you? Ennui?
我不是小无聊
I am not Ennui.
我是棵树
I am a tree.
无聊的树
Ennui Le Tree.
我从未见过哭泣的树
I've never seen a crying tree.
我没有哭
I'm not crying.
我在给自己浇水
I'm watering myself.
小无聊为什么你要假装成一棵树
Ennui, why are you pretending to be a tree?
因为树不必离开
Because trees don't have to leave.
他们可以永远呆在腌黄瓜桶瀑布
They can stay in Pickle Barrel Falls forever.
它们扎根在土里他们永远不会改变
They are rooted in the ground, and they never change.
事实上树一直在变化
Actually, trees change all the time.
我们用这棵树
Let's use this tree!
不这棵树
No, this tree!
不这棵
No, this one!
木材
Timber!
老天爷啊
Sacrebleu!
让我们跟着那棵树
Let's follow that tree,
- 看看它如何改变 - 好的
- see how it changes. - Oui.
这样拿
Hold it this way!
不这样拿
No, no, no. Hold it this way!
不不这样
No, no, no. This way!
不这样
No, this way!
小无聊看到了吗
You see, Ennui?
树会变成许多不同的东西
Trees can become many different things.
像家具
Like furniture...
巨大的筷子
Giant chopsticks.
巨大的筷子
Giant chopsticks.
小钢琴
Small pianos.
你瞧
You see?
没什么东西是永恒不变的
Nothing is permanent,
甚至是树
not even trees.
所有事物都会改变
Everything changes.
但我害怕这种嗡嗡的锯子的改变
But I am afraid of this buzz saw of change.
我也是
Me too.
树也会做成纸吗
Do trees make paper too?
会的
Oh, yes.
所有种类的纸都是用树做的
All kinds of paper comes from trees,
这些纸是
and these papers
特殊的纸吗
are a special kind of papers.
什么叫特殊的纸
What do you mean, special?
我该怎么解释呢
How do I explain?
很多事情都会改变
* Change is a lot of things
奇怪
* Strange
它带来的恐惧
* Oh, the fear it brings
改
* Chan...
这是吉尔护士
This is Nurse Jill.
我不确定我是否要来
I wasn't sure I was going to come,
但我觉得展示给这边的各位
but I think it's important
是很重要的
to show everyone there...
是2号♥摄影机
Camera two.
是那边
There...
腌黄瓜先生也有自己的难处
that Mr. Pickles struggles with things too.
即使在痛苦的时候
I don't want you to hide things,
我也不想让你隐藏
even when they're painful.
腌黄瓜先生什么事会这么痛苦
What could be so painful, Mr. Pickles,
让你请了护士
that you require a nurse?
小无聊你知道
You see, Ennui,
吉尔护士是个护士
Nurse Jill is a nurse,
的确是这样的
that's true,
但她也是我的妻子
but she's also my wife,
而且我们要离婚了
and we're getting a divorce.
什么是离婚
What is divorce?
就是
It's, um...
离婚是当丈夫和妻子决定
Divorce is when a husband and a wife
不再生活在一起了
decide not to live together anymore,
并且他们不想和彼此结婚了
and that they don't want to be married to each other.
你俩不再相爱了吗
Well, don't you love each other?
我还深爱着他
I still love him very much.
怕你冷我把你最喜欢的毛衣
I brought your favorite sweater
给带来了
in case you were cold.
谢谢
Thank you.
太贴心了
That's so thoughtful.
你还爱吉尔吗腌黄瓜先生
And do you still love Jill, Monsieur Pickles?
当然爱啊
Of course.
这没道理
Then this makes no sense!
要是你俩彼此相爱
I-if you love each other,
为什么要离婚呢
why are you getting a divorce?
生活中有时候
Sometimes in life,
会有一些处理不了的问题
there are problems that just can't be solved,
不论我俩有多相爱
and no matter how much we love each other,
基本深爱着彼此
love, even a lot of love,
也不足以让我们生活下去
isn't enough to keep us together.
那你们是被迫分开的了
Then you are having an Ungluing?