If you are a Pickle,
then I am not a Pickle.
I think I know how I can put everything back the way it was.
Mom's getting remarried.
These numbers are a Fibonacci sequence.
I'm confident Will is turning back time.
This is Bobby Belongo
with the South Bend chapter of the Pickles Platoon.
I've got a bunch of Pickle Pals here
to serenade you on Christmas Eve.
You tried to manslaughter him,
and now you're going halfsies on a schnauzer.
I like him.
You've had a minor stroke.
Sooner or later,
you gotta accept reality.
T-minus 21 seconds
and the solid rocket booster engine gimbal now under way.
T-minus 15 seconds.
T-minus ten seconds...
九 八 七 六
Nine, eight, seven, six.
We have main engine start.
- 四 三 - 大家一起说
- Four, three... - Everybody say,
"Bon voyage, Mrs. McAuliffe."
Bon massage, Mrs. McAuliffe.
Clears the tower.
So the 25th space shuttle mission
is now on the way.
This morning, it looked as though
they were not going to be able to get off.
Looks like a couple of the, uh, solid rocket boosters,
uh, blew away from the side of the shuttle
in an explosion.
Was the shuttle supposed to explode?
Yes, because you get to the space station faster in pieces.
Obviously a major malfunction.
This morning, I saw television
kill the dreams of children all over the world.
What if I use that same power to heal them?
大家好 我是酸果先生 来自美国
And from the bottom of my heart, you need to know...
You are my family now
and I'm here to protect you.
So Peter's drunk in the hand.
Why are you dressed like an African warlord?
I'm Baba Pickles, Nigerian protector of youth.
Do you not find that offensive?
I feel nothing.
Should you be drinking with our liver?
So do you ever stop and think,
if this is his hand...
... how huge are his balls?
Give me the beer, Peter.
Peter, if you drink that beer,
you'll die and there'll be no more showhounds.
Heaven's full of showhounds.
Why are his eyes turning yellow?
'Cause everything's comin' up jaundice.
Did something happen in Hersheypark?
You think it's gonna be this romantic place
and you get there...
It's mostly children...
... watching your girlfriend say no to your proposal.
Pancake said no?
That man loves you,
and he's funny, he's handsome,
he's a profound lover of animals,
and you should spend the rest of your life together.
I can't even hear you until we talk about you
kidnapping Will to the Philippines.
We took a field trip.
You threw a guy off a ship
in a barrel!
It was an ovular sarcophagus.
That was once filled with pickles, Jeff!
Peter is charming. He's a doctor.
He's sardonic yet hopeful.
- 你磕嗨了吗 - 我好几周没喝大♥麻♥茶了
- Are you high? - I haven't had tea in weeks.
Maybe I don't wanna get remarried.
But you do! I know you do!
And we need to move that way, forward.
You need to move on so we can move on.
I'm starting a new family, and I can't do that
unless I know my old family's gonna be okay.
What new family?
Something good has to come from something bad.
Peter is the good
that can come from our collective ungluing,
and if you don't embrace that,
then he will pickle his new liver,
and that irony will be difficult to process.
You can't even fight for her
a little bit, can you?
- 上楼去 - 皮特会死的
- Go back upstairs. - Peter will die.
He will die, and it will be on us.
No, no, this is not on me.
I taught him to walk again.
I stood here and held his hand
as he learned to climb these stairs.
It took us two hours to get from here to up there,
but we did it!
You broke him, and I am fixing him!
He was my friend first,
and I'll decide when I want to marry him! I will!
You can't even be happy that she said no,
- 你真行 - 他们理应在一起
- can you? - They belong together.
A normal person would want Peter to die.
A normal person would want Peter to be in this family.
A normal person wouldn't have hit him with his car.
Peter loves you.
He doesn't deserve this.
He's your future...
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